50 Dirty Minds Questions That’ll Make You Think Twice

Dirty Minds is the game that proves your brain is the real problem. Every riddle sounds wildly inappropriate at first, but the answer is completely innocent.

Expect dirty guesses, awkward pauses, and lots of “Oh… that’s what you meant.”

In the meantime, if you’re looking for a more serious type of game to start deep conversations, Truths Untold is one of the best ones out there!

Dirty Minds Questions

1. What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, Delicious, and contains thin whitish liquid? _______________ (Answer: Coconut)
2. What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky? ______________ (Answer: Bubble gum)
3. You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. ____________ (Answer: Tent) 
4. A finger goes into me. You fiddle with me when you’re bored. The best man always has me first. ______________ (Answer: A wedding ring)
5. I come in many sizes. Sometimes, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good. _______________ (Answer: Nose)
6. What word starts with an ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ & if you don’t get it, you have to use your hand. _________________ (Answer: Fork)
7. What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for love? _______________ (Answer: Heart)
8. I have fuzzy balls. Someone’s going to be beaten. You start with love, but that doesn’t last… _____________ (Answer: Tennis)
9. I’m long, hard, and powered by batteries, I give off a steady stream, and people grope for me in the dark. ____________ (Answer:  Torch)
10. Playing with me long enough could make you go blind – you have to stick something in my slot before you get started – playing with my joystick can give you a cramp. What am I? ____________ (Answer: Video game)
11. Press the right button, and I’ll come all over your face – I usually get spread over your hairy parts – when you wipe me off, I get white stuff on your towel. What am I? _____________ (Answer: Shaving cream)
12. Can be hard or soft and still get it off – finger my plunger and I’ll come in your hand – I always come in hotel bathrooms. What am I? _____________ (Answer: Soap dispenser)
13. I start with “C” – I end with “T” – I stand for pussy, what am I? _____________ (Answer: Cat)
14. My shaft is long and tasty – you can shove me in your split – the older I am, the softer I get, what am I? ______________ (Answer: A banana)
15. They are all fakes, and Dolly Parton has some big ones. It can cost you a lot of money for a good one, but at least you can pick the size and color. ____________ (Answer: A wig)
16. When I go down on you, you won’t be happy. If you’re on me, the whole world is your oyster, but be careful, without protection, you might catch something nasty. What am I? _______________ (Answer: Internet)
17. Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Donald Trump has a small one. And Madonna doesn’t have one at all. What is it? ____________ (Answer: Last name)
18. What gets longer if pulled, fits snugly between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, chokes people when used incorrectly, and works really well when jerked? ______________ (Answer: A seat belt)
19. What does every woman have that starts with ‘V’ and that she can use to get whatever she wants? ______________ (Answer: Voice)
20. A cow has four of them, but a woman has just two. What is it? ______________ (Answer: Legs)
21. What is more rewarding when it’s long and hard? _____________ (A college education)
22. What’s white, sticky, and better to spit than to swallow? ____________ (Answer: Toothpaste)
23. It starts with the letter “P” and ends with “O.R.N”. It plays a major role in the film industry. What is it? ______________ (Answer: Popcorn)
24. I work with briefs, and I’m amazing when using my mouth. What am I? ______________ (Answer: A lawyer)
25. What are the two most important holes in a woman? _____________ (Answer: Nostrils)
26. After you turn me on, I get hot. I’m of no use until you screw me. If I’m not in tight, I could fall out. _______________ (Answer: Lightbulb)
27. If you see me in bed, you whack me off. The bigger I am, the louder you’ll scream. _______________ (Answer: Spider)
28. I’m spread before I’m eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes lick my nuts. ________________ (Answer: Peanut butter)
29. I assist with an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I’m called a swinger. ________________ (Crane)
30. Over 1,000 people went down on me. I wasn’t a maiden for long. A big, hard thing ripped me open. ______________ (Answer: Titanic)
31. When I go in, I can produce pain. I cause you to spit and ask that you don’t swallow. I can fill your hole. ___________ (Answer: Dentist)
32. For a long time, it’s been in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Everyone goes down on me. ______________ (Answer: Elevator)
33. I vibrate. I’m a lot of fun between your legs. I can handle two at a time. ___________________ (Answer: Motorcycle)
34. You push me in, pull me out, then tie me up when you’re done. I come in different colors. _________________ (Answer: Shoelace)
35. I’m round and juicy, with a pit in the middle. People love to eat me, and sometimes I’m messy. What am I? ___________ (Answer: Peach)
36. When I’m not well, I drip. What am I? _________________ (Answer: Nose)
37. I can beat it with both hands. I play with my sticks. What am I? __________ (Answer: drummer)
38. I can sometimes choke the chicken. I can sow your wild weeds. I like to milk it. What am I? _____________ (Answer: Farmer)
39. I prevent any mistakes, and I’m made out of rubber. What am I? ______________(Answer: eraser)
40. What is super hard, comes in different sizes, and can go into tiny holes? ____________ (Answer: a key)
41. What is the difference between a woman’s G-spot and a quarter? (Answer: Men can actually find a quarter)
42. What do an eggplant, a penis, a celery, and a cucumber have in common? (Answer: they all have the letter “E”)
43. What’s a 4-letter word that some women love having inside them? (Answer: baby)
44. What three-letter word starts with an “s,” and ends with an “x”? (Answer: six)
45. What goes up and never comes down? (Answer: your age)
46. I come with a great pair, and people love to eat me. What am I? (Answer: a lobster)
47. I have a deep throat inside of me. What am I? ________ (Answer: neck)
48. The harder you blow me, the harder I get. What am I? ____________ (Answer: a whistle)
49. You stick your hand inside me to get what you want. What am I? (Answer: a pocket)
50. You wrap your lips around me and blow. What am I? (Answer: a trumpet)

You deserve some drinks after such embarrassment and hilarious questions. And there’s no better reason to drink than the Sip & Challenge game.