90s Nostalgia Pack Cards Against Humanity Card List

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90s people are officially the old ones, and we gotta do something to appreciate them. Here comes the 90s Nostalgia pack, with a deck of 30 cards (9 black cards and 21 white) to get you nostalgic, and tear you up. It was released in 2014, and lets you, 90s kids, make jokes about everything that mattered: Denise Richards, Capri Sun, and big butts! Indeed, the full list of cards is right beneath. 

You’ve been through a lot since, well, 30 years ago. Why don’t you have some drinks while playing the incredible Sip & Challenge

90s Nostalgia Pack Black Cards List

  1. Believe it or not, Jim Carrey can do a dead-on impression of ______.
  2. How did Stella get her groove back?
  3. I can show you ______, shining, shimmering, splendid.
  4. I’m a bitch, I’m a lover, I’m a child, I’m ______.
  5. If I were a Spice Girl, I’d be “______ Spice.”
  6. It’s Morphin’ Time! Mastodon! Pterodactyl! Triceratops! Sabertooth Tiger! ______!
  7. Siskel and Ebert have panned ______ as “poorly conceived” and “sloppily executed.”
  8. Tonight on SNICK: “Are You Afraid of ______?
  9. Up next on Nickelodeon: “Clarissa Explains ______.”

90s Nostalgia Pack White Cards List

  1. A bus that will explode if it goes under 50 miles per hour.
  2. A threesome with 1996 Denise Richards and 1999 Denise Richards.
  3. Cool 90s up-in-the-front hair.
  4. Deregulating the mortgage market.
  5. Freeing Willy.
  6. Getting jiggy with it, as it were.
  7. Jerking off to a 10-second RealMedia clip.
  8. Kurt Cobain’s death.
  9. Letting Tim Allen do the Home Improvement grunt into my pussy.
  10. Liking big butts and not being able to lie about it.
  11. Log™.
  12. Painting with all the colors of the wind.
  13. Pamela Anderson’s boobs running in slow motion.
  14. Patti Mayonnaise.
  15. Pizza in the morning, pizza in the evening, pizza at supper time.
  16. Stabbing the shit out of a Capri Sun.
  17. Sucking the president’s dick.
  18. Sunny D! Alright!
  19. The 1996 Chicago Bulls.
  20. The Great Cornholio.
  21. Wearing Nicolas Cage’s face.

You talked enough about the past. Now, why don’t you deal with the future and deeper topics? Truths Untold gets you to do that.

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