Bad Billionaires Pack Cards Against Humanity Card List

It was only a matter of time before Cards Against Humanity went after billionaires. Yachts, absurd wealth, oversized egos, there’s plenty to work with.

Released in July 2026, the Bad Billionaires Pack includes 30 cards: 3 black and 27 white. And if you know how Cards Against Humanity cards work, you can probably guess where these jokes are headed.

Bad Billionaires Pack Black Cards List

1. Alright, I know the investors are getting impatient, but I’ve got a bold new plan: we’re going to pivot to ______.
2. The Gates Foundation is spending $100 million to bring ______ to Africa.
3. Who wants to try my new AI, ______GPT?

Bad Billionaires Pack White Cards List

1. A presidential pardon.
2. Being rich enough to do crimes without going to jail.
3. Bill Gates.
4. Bombing Iran.
5. Doing a Nazi salute.
6. Euthanizing the least productive members of society.
7. Getting impregnated by Elon Musk.
8. Googling “age of consent in international waters.”
9. Hiring an ejaculation consultant.
10. Jeff Bezos marrying an anglerfish with fake tits.
11. Living forever.
12. Luigi Mangione.
13. Making fun of disabled people.
14. Making immigrants fight bears in a MAGA colosseum.
15. Making twelve billion dollars on a crypto-enabled butt plug called AssCoin.
16. Maximizing shareholder value.
17. My daughter, who hates me.
18. My fifth wife, whose name escapes me right now.
19. My personal chef, who I also pay to fuck my wife.
20. Peter Thiel.
21. Renouncing all of my worldly possessions, so that I may purchase better worldly possessions in a more tax-advantageous manner.
22. Satanic blood orgies.
23. Signing an NDA.
24. Starting a crypto sex cult in the Bahamas.
25. The funniest thing in the world: Donald Trump dying.
26. The tech billionaire sociopaths who control the fate of humanity.
27. Using autism as an excuse for being an asshole.

Explore More CAH Pack Card Lists

The Bad Billionaires Pack is one of four new Cards Against Humanity releases from 2026, but there’s plenty more to explore.

We’ve created card lists for almost every major Cards Against Humanity expansion and edition. So, before picking your next pack, check out what’s actually inside:

• Main Game card list;
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• The Hot Box card list;
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