Big Balls Pack Cards Against Humanity Card List

A whole Cards Against Humanity pack about balls? And no, they definitely don’t mean just basketballs.

Released in July 2026, the Big Balls Pack adds 30 new cards: 4 black and 26 white. According to the creators, it covers sports balls, man balls, and pretty much every other kind imaginable.

Let’s see how far the card list actually takes it.

Big Balls Black Cards List

1. I’m Tom Brady, and if you want to be a winner like me, you gotta try ______!
2. In a move being called the “worst trade in NBA history,” the Dallas Mavericks have traded Luka Dončić for ______.
3. The New England Patriots will resort to anything to win– even ______.
4. You’re riding the bench, Todd. Our team captain can’t be screwin’ around with ______ before the big game.

Big Balls White Cards List

1. “Wood,” the song about Travis Kelce’s penis.
2. A delicious nectarine.
3. Betting my life savings on a 7-team parlay.
4. Castrating a young boy so he can keep singing beautifully forever.
5. Chemical castration.
6. Cruising around town in a giant hamster ball.
7. Dipping my balls in hot chocolate.
8. Drunk driving the kids to soccer practice.
9. Getting surgery to make my penis look like a basketball.
10. Giving the referee a blowjob.
11. Going around plucking men’s balls right out of their ballsacks.
12. Hanging Christmas ornaments on my boner.
13. Hooking up my balls to a car battery.
14. Injecting bleach into my ballsack to make sure my children come out white.
15. Joseph and His Amazing Technicolor Ballsack.
16. Juggling bear testicles and singing Hungarian folk music.
17. Lionel Messi.
18. Low T.
19. Microwaving a bowl of cum.
20. My dog’s balls.
21. Performance-enhancing drugs.
22. Spinning a basketball on the tip of my penis.
23. The pickleball swinger community.
24. The planet Neptune.
25. Two hockey players sucking and fucking each other’s brains out.
26. Victor Wembanyama’s legs.

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