Climate Catastrophe Pack Cards Against Humanity Card List

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The climate change is a sensitive topic, and the only thing that can make it easier is making a few jokes about it. The Climate Catastrophe Pack has a total of 30 brand-new cards, more specifically, 5 amazing black cards, and 25 white ones. It was first released in 2021, however, below you may find the list of cards of the latest version of this CAH expansion.

Sadly, this isn’t a drinking card game. However, if you’d like to play a cool one, with dares and drinks, check Sip & Challenge.  

Climate Catastrophe Pack Black Cards List

  1. Al Gore is giving the world a wake-up call with his new documentary, “An Inconvenient Truth About ______.” 
  2. BREAKING NEWS: Florida destroyed by ______!
  3. Greta Thunberg hates ______.
  4. New from David Attenborough, Planet Earth III: ______.
  5. What’s a simple solution to all of humanity’s problems?

Climate Catastrophe Pack White Cards List

  1. 36 billion metric tons of CO₂. 
  2. A chart that just says “SHIT BAD.” 
  3. A massive, coordinated international effort to stop climate change.
  4. Ball sweat.
  5. Dead whales all over the place.
  6. Eating Grandma to survive.
  7. Empty promises and half measures. 
  8. Everybody giving Al Gore the apology blowjob he deserves.
  9. Fucking a tree.
  10. Getting hurled into a wildfire by a hurricane. 
  11. Hot.
  12. Human extinction.
  13. Ignoring climate change and hoping it goes away.
  14. Living in a pineapple under the sea, because of climate change.
  15. Not believing in science.
  16. OH MY GOD WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE. 
  17. Plastic.
  18. Post-apocalyptic bear-cockroaches.
  19. Regulatory capture.
  20. Sucking the farts out of a cow’s butthole.
  21. The Great Pacific Garbage Patch.
  22. The increasingly depressing narration in nature documentaries.
  23. The world going to shit.
  24. Titty sweat.
  25. Trying to stop climate change with weird chemicals, but accidentally creating a new ice age, and now the only surviving humans are stuck on a cyberpunk murder train.

The Climate Catastrophe Pack is awesome, but so are all our well-thought-out games at Edition Cards.

Other Card List Recommendations

We’re delighted to tell you that besides the Climate Catastrophe Pack, we’ve made many other CAH card lists, so you can know what’s in each pack before buying any: 

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