The Jew Pack Cards Against Humanity Card List

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Everyone who loves CAH loves dark humor. Everyone who loves dark humor loves making jokes about Jews, and this is a done deal. The Jew Pack of Cards Against Humanity, released in 2016 (although part of their sensible gifts for Hannukaf since 2015), is a deck of 30 brand new cards, all about being Jewish. Specifically, there are 5 black cards, and 25 white ones, which will lead you to creating the funniest card combinations ever

If this pack is too much to handle, once you’re done playing it, have some peace with the content of Cards Against Golden Girls

The Jew Pack Black Cards List

  1. According to Freud, all children progress through three stages of development: the oral stage, the anal stage, and the ______ stage.
  2. Can’t you see? The Jews are behind everything-the banks, the media, even ______!
  3. Coming to Broadway next season: “______ on the Roof.”
  4. Oh, your daughter should meet my son! He gives to charity, he loves ______ and did I mention he’s a doctor?
  5. What’s so important right now that you can’t call your mother?

The Jew Pack Black Cards List

  1. A big brain full of facts and sadness.
  2. A headache that’s definitely cancer.
  3. A lifetime of internalized guilt.
  4. A three-foot-tall corned beef sandwich.
  5. Also being named Harvey Weinstein.
  6. Bags of money.
  7. Being a burden. 
  8. Bupkis. 
  9. Chopping off a bit of the penis.
  10. Hiding from the Nazis.
  11. Holding up the line at Walgreens by trying to use an expired coupon.
  12. Kvetching. 
  13. Pork products.
  14. Resurrecting an army of six million Jews and conquering Germany.
  15. Sacrificing Isaac to the Lord.
  16. Some kind of concentrated encampment for people.
  17. Suddenly remembering that the Holocaust happened.
  18. The blood of Christian babies.
  19. The ethical implications of enjoying a Woody Allen film in light of his child fucking against him.
  20. The part of Anne Frank’s diary where she talks about her vagina.
  21. Thy neighbor’s wife.
  22. Usury.
  23. Wandering the desert for 40 years.
  24. What it means to be a Jewish woman in contemporary society.
  25. Whoopi Goldberg.

Once you’re done playing CAH and would like to have some deep convos with some close people (or not), get Truths Untold, and that for only $9.95! 

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You already know that they have a huge list of expansion packs. If you’re a fan, you definitely would want to buy every single one of them. To save you some money, we made card lists of all CAH packs, so you could read all the cards and decide which one you should buy!

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