More Cards Against Humanity Card List

Speaking of recently published Cards Against Humanity expansions, more Cards Against Humanity is an important one. Published in August 2024 of this year, this shiny, mesmerizing box is a good mix of the best cards from the (Red), (Blue), and (Green) boxes, plus, 50 new cards. The whole deck of 600 cards is written in the fabulous list in the following. 

Ps. In ( ) you will find where each card comes from: the Red, Blue, Green Box, or if it’s brand new. 

More Cards Against Humanity Black Cards List

1. ______ is back! Only at McDonald’s. (Red)
2. ______ will never be the same after ______. (Blue)
3. ______. Awesome in theory, kind of a mess in practice. (Red)
4. 2 AM in the city that never sleeps. The door swings open and she walks in, legs up to here. Something in her eyes tells me she’s looking for ______. (Blue)
5. A remarkable new study has shown that chimps have evolved their own primitive version of ______. (Red)
6. Adventure. Romance. ______. From Paramount Pictures, “______.” (Blue)
7. After months of practice with ______, I think I’m finally ready for ______. (Red)
8. And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn’t been for ______! (Red)
9. Armani suit: $1,000. Dinner for two at that swanky restaurant: $300. The look on her face when you surprise her with ______: priceless. (Blue)
10. Art isn’t just a painting in a stuffy museum. Art is alive. Art is ______. (Green)
11. Awww shit! ______ in da house! (Green)
12. Awww, sick! I just saw this skater do a 720 kickflip into ______! (Red)
13. Bay Area tech bros are paying thousands of dollars just to experience ______. (New)
14. Best you go back where you came from, now. We don’t take too kindly to ______ in these parts. (Green)
15. Bro, she’s so into me. She sent me a pic of her ______. (New)
16. Call the law offices of Goldstein & Goldstein, because no one should have to tolerate ______ in the workplace. (Red)
17. Charades was ruined for me forever when my mom had to act out ______. (Red)
18. CNN breaking news! Scientists discover ______. (Green)
19. Come to Dubai, where you can relax in our world-famous spas, experience the nightlife, or simply enjoy ______ by the poolside. (Blue)
20. Coming soon to Netflix! One cop plays by the book. The other’s only interested in one thing: ______. (New)
21. Congratulations! You have been selected for our summer internship program. While we are unable to offer a salary, we can offer you ______. (Green)
22. Dammit, Gary. You can’t just solve every problem with ______. (Blue)
23. Do not fuck with me! I am literally ______ right now. (Blue)
24. Doctor, you’ve gone too far! The human body wasn’t meant to withstand that amount of ______! (Red)
25. Don’t worry, kid. It gets better. I’ve been living with ______ for 20 years. (Blue)
26. Errbody in the club ______. (Green)
27. Every step towards ______ gets me a little bit closer to ______. (Blue)
28. Everybody join hands and close your eyes. Do you sense that? That’s the presence of ______ in this room. (Blue)
29. Father O’Connor, if God is all-good and all-powerful, why does he allow ______? (New)
30. Feeling so grateful! #amazing #mylife #______. (Green)
31. Girls just wanna have ______. (Green)
32. Google Calendar alert: ______ in 10 minutes. (Green)
33. Having the worst day EVER. #______ (Blue)
34. Here at the Academy for Gifted Children, we allow students to explore ______ at their own pace. (Blue)
35. Hey baby, come back to my place and I’ll show you ______. (Red)
36. Hi MTV! My name is Kendra, I live in Malibu, I’m into ______, and I love to have a good time. (Blue)
37. Hi, this is Jim from accounting. We noticed a $1,200 charge labeled “______.” Can you explain? (Blue)
38. Honey, I have a new role-play I want to try tonight! You can be ______, and I’ll be ______. (Blue)
39. How am I compensating for my tiny penis? (Blue)
40. I am become ______, destroyer of ______! (Blue)
41. I don’t believe in God. I believe in ______. (Green)
42. I have a strict policy. First date, dinner. Second date, kiss. Third date, ______. (Blue)
43. I just took a DNA test. Turns out I’m 100% ______. (Green)
44. I learned the hard way that you can’t cheer up a grieving friend with ______. (Red)
45. I love being a mom. But it’s tough when my kids come home filthy from ______. That’s why there’s Tide®. (Red)
46. I love my life! I’m young, hot, and full of ______. (New)
47. I may not be much to look at, but I fuck like ______. (Green)
48. I tell you, it was a non-stop fuckfest. When it was over, my asshole looked like ______. (Green)
49. I work my ass off all day for this family, and this is what I come home to? ______!? (Blue)
50. I’ll take the BBQ bacon burger with friend egg and fuck it how about ______. (Green)
51. I’m Miss Tennessee, and if I could make the world better by changing one thing, I would get rid of ______. (Blue)
52. I’m sorry, honey. I’m just not in the mood for ______ tonight. (New)
53. I’m sorry, Mrs. Chen, but there was nothing we could do. At 4:15 this morning, your son succumbed to ______. (Blue)
54. I’m sorry, sir, but your insurance plan doesn’t cover injuries caused by ______. (Green)
55. I’ve got rhythm, I’ve got music, I’ve got ______. Who could ask for anything more? (Green)
56. I’ve had a horrible vision, father. I saw mountains crumbling, stars falling from the sky. I saw ______. (Green)
57. If you can’t handle ______, you’d better stay away from ______. (Blue)
58. If you had to describe me, the Card Czar, using only one of the cards in your hand, which one would it be? (Blue)
59. In his newest and most difficult stunt, David Blaine must escape from ______. (Red)
60. In Irish culture, mourners express their grief through a traditional practice of ______. (Red)
61. In return for my soul, the Devil promised me ______, but all I got was ______. (Blue)
62. In the 1950s, psychologists prescribed ______ as a cure for homosexually. (Green)
63. In the seventh circle of Hell, sinners must endure ______ for all eternity. (Red)
64. It lurks in the night. It hungers for flesh. This summer, no one is safe from ______. (Blue)
65. James is a lonely boy. But when he discovers a secret door in his attic, he meets a magical new friend: ______. (Blue)
66. John Wick is a man of focus, commitment. I once saw him kill three men… with ______. (New)
67. Life’s pretty tough in the fast lane. That’s why I never leave the house without ______. (Blue)
68. Listen Gary, I like you. But if you want that corner office, you’re going to have to show me ______. (Blue)
69. Listen, son. If you want to get involved with ______, I won’t stop you. Just steer clear of ______. (Red)
70. Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and ______. (Red)
71. LSD + ______ = really bad time. (Green)
72. Mama gets what Mama wants, and Mama wants ______. (Blue)
73. “Mom’s to-do list:* Buy groceries* Clean up ______* Soccer practice” (Green)
74. Money can’t buy me love, but it can buy me ______. (Red)
75. Most Americans would not vote for a candidate who is openly ______. (Green)
76. My grandfather worked his way up from nothing. When he came to this country, all he had was the shoes on his feet and ______. (Blue)
77. My gym teacher got fi(Red) for adding ______ to the obstacle course. (Red)
78. My mom freaked out when she looked at my browser history and found ______.com/______. (Red)
79. My plan for world domination begins with ______. (Red)
80. Next time on Dr. Phil: How to talk to your child about ______. (Red)
81. No, no, no, no, no, no, NO! I will NOT let ______ ruin this wedding. (Green)
82. Oh man, the edibles must have kicked in because I’m absolutely mesmerized by ______. (New)
83. Oh my god, Mom, it’s so unfair! Why am I the only kid at school who has to deal with ______? (New)
84. Only two things in life are certain: death and ______. (Red)
85. Ooo, daddy like ______. (Green)
86. Our first date was going horribly until we discove(Red) our sha(Red) interest in ______. (New)
87. Patient presents with ______. Likely a result of ______. (Blue)
88. Poor Brandon, still living in his parent’s basement. I heard he never got over ______. (Green)
89. Puberty is a time of change. You might notice hair growing in new places. You might develop an interest in ______. This is normal. (Blue)
90. Run, run, as fast as you can! You can’t catch me, I’m ______! (Green)
91. Science will never explain ______. (Red)
92. She’s a lady in the streets, ______ in the sheets. (Green)
93. She’s just one of the guys, you know? She likes beer, and football, and ______. (Green)
94. She’s up all night for good fun. I’m up all night for ______. (Blue)
95. Son, quit messin’ with ______ or folks will think you’re queer. (New)
96. Son, take it from someone who’s been around the block a few times. Nothin’ puts her in the mood like ______. (Green)
97. The Japanese have developed a sm