Cards Against Clustershit Game Dirty Decisions Only

Remember the OG Clusterfuck that was released by Cards Against Humanity 13 years ago? We’re bringing it back, with even more risky dares, sexier notes, and questionable decisions to create absolute chaos. 

Clustershit is an adult party game, usually played in two phases. In the game, people will pass notes, secretly choose who they’d want to hook up with, form alliances, and try to create the perfect threesome. The game can get messy pretty quickly. Your secrets will be exposed, red flags will start appearing, and your friendships will definitely be tested to the point where no one can trust anyone at the table anymore.

Each round in this game will be filled with manipulation, lots of flirting, awkward tension, and so many dirty jokes. That’s exactly why the game isn’t supposed to be played by anyone who is younger than 17. In fact, we do believe that it’s most comfortable if everyone playing is 21 or older.

Gameplay

• Ideally, 4 or more people are playing. You can make it work with only 2 or 3 players, though. 
• Players sit in a circle, and everyone is dealt 4 cards. 
• Everyone going clockwise passes a card to another player. 
• Then, all players close their eyes and point to whom they want to hook up with. 
• After opening their eyes, if two players are pointing at each other, they both score. 
• If three players choose one another (a threesome), they win the game immediately. Careful, these threesomes might get purposely busted. 

The detailed rules are explained on the first page of the game, too.

Winning

There are two ways of winning in Clustershit. You get three or more points after scoring with another player, or you create a threesome. Just as simple as that.  

ClusterShit Card Examples

• I’m only interested in you.
• Hey girl.
• Don’t overthink, just touch me.
• I bet you kiss with eye contact.
• Closer… I don’t bite (unless you want).
• I dare you to come closer.

You’ll need to print these cards out, so you can pass the notes to each other. If you need any tips on that, follow our printing guide.