Cards Against Commitment – 250+ Cards For Couples

Cards Against Commitment is a Cards Against Humanity-style game for couples focused on dating, relationships, dirty humor, and awkward situations.

The deck includes 250+ cards with prompts and responses about topics like faking a pregnancy, having a crush on a coworker, Fifty Shades of Grey, dildos, keeping Tinder while in a relationship, and making out in public. Some cards are inspired by Cards About Matrimony.

The game works well for double dates, couples’ game nights, and groups of friends who are comfortable joking about relationships and adult topics.

Like many Cards Against Humanity packs, Cards Against Commitment is for ages 17+ because it includes mature language and adult humor.

Gameplay

• • Cards Against Commitment works best with 4+ players, but couples can also use these 2-player Cards Against Humanity rules for a more intimate game.
  • Choose one player to be the Card Czar each round.
  • Deal 10 white cards to every other player.
  • The Card Czar reads one black card aloud.
  • Everyone else submits the white card they think creates the funniest or best match.
  • The Card Czar chooses their favorite response.

Winning

The player whose card the Card Czar chooses earns 1 awesome point. When the game ends, the player with the most awesome points wins Cards Against Commitment.

For more details on scoring, ending the game, and other gameplay rules, see the full Cards Against Humanity rules.

Card Examples

Black cards:

• How did you celebrate your first anniversary?
• What is your new in-laws’ worst nightmare?
• If there’s one thing you’ll never miss about being single, it’s _______________.
• If you like it, then you should put _____________ on it.
• Never go to bed angry. It will only lead to ____________.
• What’s the biggest source of tension in your relationship?

White cards:

• A happy ending.
• A hot neighbor with no conscience and nothing to lose.
• A penis that’s almost too big.
• A timeless reading from Fifty Shades of Grey. 
• Faking it until making it. 
• Drinking your troubles away nightly.