Cards Against Golden Girls: Hilarious Game With Over 200 Cards!

Of course, we love a show that embraces female friendships, honesty, and more human traits that simply make us better. Aired in 1985 first, Golden Girls has quickly become one of the greatest TV shows of all time. Although you could just simply rewatch all 7 seasons, we’ve got a better idea: Cards Against Golden Girls. It’s a pretty unique way of remembering your favorite moments from the sitcom and adding your twists.

In this deck of almost 220 cards, you will find everything that matters in your all-time favorite sitcom: cheesecake, the bull castration club, Rose’s misunderstandings, Big Daddy, Blanche’s ex-husbands, Butter Queen, Sophia’s homemade limoncello, and many more! Therefore, you have your chance to make your preferred combinations of cards, and probably change the scenario of how things go.

Now, if you love The Golden Girls, you’re probably over 30. However, all you need to know, is that everyone playing must be 17 years old or older. And of course, rule number one, it can only be played by fans of the show. No one else will enjoy it.

Gameplay

• One player is the Card Czar, and deals the white cards to everyone;
• The game judge reads one black card each round;
• All other players respond with one white card;
• After everyone submits their answers, the Card Czar picks their favorite;
• The chosen card gets one awesome point. 

Winning

If you have that competitive spirit in the group, bear in mind that the game ends whenever you’re tired of playing. Whoever has the most awesome points, wins!! 

Card Examples

Black cards:

• Why did Stan’s young wife leave him this time?
• Blanche honey, aren’t you forgetting something?
• Miami, Miami you’ve got ___________.
• The secret ingredient to Sophia’s marinara sauce is _____________.
• Dorothy received a job to teach ___________. 
• As they say in St. Olaf “_____________”.

White cards:

• The infamous golden trophy in the living room.
• Being engaged to your own brother for a short period of time.
• Family mafia connections.
• An unforgettable weekend at a nudist colony.
• Porn.
• A passionate affair with a pool boy.