Cards Against Golden Girls: 200+ Cards for True Fans

The Golden Girls first aired in 1985 and followed Dorothy, Rose, Blanche, and Sophia as they shared a home in Miami and navigated friendships, relationships, work, and plenty of unforgettable situations. The series ended in 1992, but fans can still revisit its humor with Cards Against Golden Girls.

The deck includes 219 cards inspired by memorable characters, jokes, and moments from the sitcom. Expect references to cheesecake, the Bull Castration Club, Rose’s misunderstandings, Big Daddy, Blanche’s ex-husbands, Butter Queen, Sophia’s homemade limoncello, and much more.

Combine black prompts with your funniest white cards to create ridiculous Golden Girls-themed answers and see who knows the show—and its humor—best.

Cards Against Golden Girls is made for ages 17+ and works best with fans who will actually understand the references. If Dorothy, Rose, Blanche, and Sophia still make you laugh, this deck belongs at your next game night.

Gameplay

• Play with 4 to 20+ players, or use our special rules for 2 or 3 players.
• Choose a new Card Czar each round.
• The Card Czar deals 7 white cards to every other player and reads one black card aloud.
• Everyone else submits the white card they think creates the funniest match.
• The Card Czar picks their favorite response.
• The winning player earns 1 awesome point.

Winning

The game ends whenever your group decides to stop playing, usually when you make a haiku. Count your awesome points, and whoever has the most wins Cards Against Golden Girls.

Cards Against Golden Girls Card List Examples

Black Cards List:

• Why did Stan’s young wife leave him this time?
• Blanche honey, aren’t you forgetting something?
• Miami, Miami you’ve got ___________.
• The secret ingredient to Sophia’s marinara sauce is _____________.
• Dorothy received a job to teach ___________. 
• As they say in St. Olaf “_____________”.

White Cards List:

• The infamous golden trophy in the living room.
• Being engaged to your own brother for a short period of time.
• Family mafia connections.
• An unforgettable weekend at a nudist colony.
• Porn.
• A passionate affair with a pool boy.