Cards Against Golden Girls – 300+ Pieces of Golden Chaos

The Golden Girls follows Dorothy, Rose, Blanche, and Sophia as they share a home in Miami and deal with friendship, relationships, work, and everyday chaos.

Cards Against Golden Girls turns the sitcom into a 300-card party game built around its characters, jokes, and memorable moments. The deck includes references to cheesecake, the Bull Castration Club, Rose’s misunderstandings, Big Daddy, Blanche’s ex-husbands, Butter Queen, Sophia’s homemade limoncello, and more.

Players combine black prompts with white response cards to create funny Golden Girls-themed combinations.

Cards Against Golden Girls is made for ages 17+ and is best played with fans who know Dorothy, Rose, Blanche, and Sophia.

Gameplay

• Play with 4 to 20+ players, or use our rules for 2 or 3 players.
• Choose one player as the Card Czar for each round.
• The Card Czar deals 7 white cards to every other player and reads one black card aloud.
• Everyone submits the white card they think creates the funniest response.
• The Card Czar chooses their favorite combination.
• The winner of the round earns 1 awesome point.

Winning

The game ends whenever your group decides to stop playing, usually when you make a haiku. Count your awesome points, and whoever has the most wins Cards Against Golden Girls.

Cards Against Golden Girls Card List Examples

Black Cards List:

• Why did Stan’s young wife leave him this time?
• Blanche honey, aren’t you forgetting something?
• Miami, Miami you’ve got ___________.
• The secret ingredient to Sophia’s marinara sauce is _____________.
• Dorothy received a job to teach ___________. 
• As they say in St. Olaf “_____________”.

White Cards List:

• The infamous golden trophy in the living room.
• Being engaged to your own brother for a short period of time.
• Family mafia connections.
• An unforgettable weekend at a nudist colony.
• Porn.
• A passionate affair with a pool boy.