Noodles Against Humanity Asian Edition With 278 Cards

Noodles Against Humanity is EditionCards’ Asian Edition of Cards Against Humanity, built around Asian culture, family chaos, and humor that definitely would not survive a family dinner.

The deck includes 278 cards, split into 94 black cards and 184 white cards. The jokes cover overprotective parents, marriage pressure, saying itadakimasu at wildly inappropriate moments, K-dramas, aggressive noodle slurping, ASMR mukbangs, piano recitals, and plenty of other painfully familiar situations.

And no, the Asian theme does not make it family-friendly. Noodles Against Humanity is for ages 17+ because the cards include adult language, dirty jokes, and the kind of humor you probably would not read out loud in front of your parents.

Gameplay

• Gather 4 to 20+ players, or use our special rules for 2 or 3 players.
• Choose one player to be the Card Czar for each round.
• The Card Czar deals 7 white cards to every other player and reads one black card aloud.
• Everyone else submits the white card they think creates the funniest combination.
• The Card Czar picks their favorite response, and that player wins the round.

Winning

The Card Czar picks the funniest response, and that player earns 1 awesome point. Once you make a haiku, whoever has the most points wins Noodles Against Humanity.

Black card examples:

• My mum thinks ______________ means failure.
• Auntie said I’ll never get married if I keep ___________________.
• You know you’re at an Asian party when there’s __________________.
• The reason I flopped my piano recital was __________________.
• If you haven’t been beaten with ______________, are you even Asian?
• My family’s idea of a relaxing holiday is _________________.

White card examples:

• Humanities and the art majors;
• K-dramas and emotional damage;
• Texting “ok” in the family group chat to avoid conflict;
• The panicked “where are you??” call after 9 p.m.
• A kitchen drawer full of soy sauce packages;
• Moaning “itadakimasu” mid-hookup