School Sucks Pack Cards Against Humanity Card List

Finally. Someone who understands it: school sucks! This mini-expansion is made for all kids who are 8 or older and share the same opinion. The deck of 30 cards will be most likely mixed with the Family Edition, and expand the fun. The School Sucks Pack was released in 2023, and specifically contains 5 black cards and 25 white ones, all about the Youtube search history, the substitute teacher, paying dad to do your homework, graduating, and more fun topics.

Speaking of school, there’s a special CAH game for teachers too. It’s called Cards Against Teaching and it’s absolutely stunning.

School Sucks Pack Black Cards List

1. Alright, which one of you kids has been typing “______” into YouTube?
2. Hey kids! Are you ready for the best summer ever? Welcome to Camp ______!
3. Oh noooooo, the substitute teacher is ______!
4. That’s not fair! You can’t give me detention for ______.
5. What’s pretty much the stupidest thing in the world?

School Sucks Pack White Cards List

1. Barfing mustard.
2. Being bad at school but good at microwaving burritos.
3. Being forced by the government to go to school for eight hours a day.
4. Being unable to learn because I am a pinecone.
5. Boring stuff that nobody cares about.
6. Cheating.
7. Disappointing your parents.
8. Ditching school.
9. Driving around town in a tank.
10. Everyone in class pooping their pants at the same time.
11. Farting in my sister’s lunchbox and closing it.
12. Getting picked last.
13. Getting your tongue stuck in a vacuum cleaner.
14. Going to school naked.
15. Graduating from Idiot University with a degree in Stupid.
16. Hijacking the schoolbus and driving it straight to Six Flags.
17. Not doing my homework.
18. Not knowing what a triangle is.
19. Paying Dad five dollars to do my homework.
20. Poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop 
21. Rejecting modern society and living life as a raccoon.
22. Screaming “I AM A MOSQUITO!” and running around biting people.
23. Stealing a penguin and taking it home in your backpack.
24. The answers to tomorrow’s math test.
25. Throwing a water balloon full of horse pee at the teacher.

While we’re talking about kid-themed designs, Cards Against Bikini Bottom is one. The content though, isn’t kid-friendly at all.

Other Card List Recommendations 

Kid-friendly or not, all Cards Against Humanity expansions and all packs are entertaining. To make the choosing process easier for you, we’ve made a card list for all the available games of CAH:

• Main Game card list;
• The Family Edition card list;
• 100th Anniversary Edition card list;
• Glow In The Dark card list
• The Hot Box card list;
• The Everything Box card list;
• The Absurd Box card list;
• The Red Box card list;
• The Blue Box card list;
• The Green Box card list;
• The Dad Pack card list;
• The Period Pack card list;
• The Ass Pack card list;
• The Geek Pack card list;
• Weed Pack card list;
• Pride Pack card list;
• 90s Nostalgia Pack card list;
• 2000s Nostalgia Pack;
• The Food Pack card list;
• The Sci-fi Pack card list;
• Theatre Pack card list;
• The A.I. Pack card list;
• The Scary Pack card list;
• The College Pack card list;
• World Wide Web Pack card list;
• The Picture Card Pack 1 card list ;
• The Picture Card Pack 2 card list;
• The Picture Card Pack 3 card list;
• The Climate Catastrophe Pack card list;
• More Cards Against Humanity card list;
• Out Of Line card list;
• Movie Night Box card list;
• Retail Product card list;
• Clam-O-Naise card list;
• Written By Kids Pack card list;