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Shit List Cards Against Humanity Card List

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Shit List Cards Against Humanity Card List
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Aug

If you’ve ever wished the blank Cards Against Humanity cards played a bigger role, the Shit List basically turns that idea into a full game.

Released in July 2025, it comes with 80 new black cards, 12 whiteboards and markers, a large black D20 letter die, and another die. But the black cards are what drive the chaos, so let’s see what’s actually on them.

Shit List Black Cards List

  1. ______ in the shower? Great idea!
  2. ______? Surprisingly underrated.
  3. “He who conquers ______ is the mightiest warrior.” -Confucius

@PopCrave: Selena Gomez STUNS in red carpet appearance with ______.

  1. A wise man once said, “To be happy, one must learn to appreciate ______.”
  2. According to our market research, Gen Z consumers love ______.
  3. Apparently when I get drunk, I won’t shut up about ______.
  4. As a reminder, you are under oath. Are you now, or have you ever been, ______?
  5. Ba Da Ba Ba Bahhh, I’m Lovin’ ______!
  6. Based on the classic from Sir Arthur Conan Doyle: Sherlock Holmes and the Mystery of ______.
  7. BREAKING NEWS: Donald Trump DEAD from ______.
  8. BREAKING NEWS: Los Angeles evacuates as entire neighborhoods ravaged by ______.
  9. “BREAKTHROUGH ACHIEVED!

OpenAI releases new model capable of ______!”

  1. Child development experts agree: it’s never too early to teach kids about ______.
  2. Democrats in Washington are so out of touch. They don’t see how regular people struggle every day with ______.
  3. “Don’t believe the mainstream media’s lies.

Read my Substack for the TRUTH about ______.”

  1. Donald Trump has just announced something called “Operation ______.”
  2. Down here in REAL America we like guns, trucks, and ______.
  3. “Dude. Bro.

Trust me, bro.

You gotta try ______. It fuckin’ rules.”

  1. Enough is enough. It’s time for a national conversation about ______.
  2. Every kiss begins with ______.
  3. Excuse me, uh, do you work here? I’m looking for ______.
  4. “Five stars.

Unforgettable experience.

I strongly recommend ______.”

  1. Forget Disney World. Get ready for ______ World!
  2. “Gary, HR needs to see you immediately. 

It’s about the, uh, “”______”” situation.”

  1. God damnit, I got fucked by ______!
  2. God you guys, I’m soooooo over ______.
  3. Hakuna Matata, what a wonderful phrase! It means ______ for the rest of your days.
  4. Here goes nothing… My name is Andy, and I like ______. There, I said it!
  5. “Hey Reddit.

My girlfriend says I care too much about ______. Am I the asshole?”

  1. Hmmm… I see you put “______” on your resume. Could you tell me more about that?
  2. How is my idiot son draining my bank account now?
  3. I saw on TikTok that one of the symptoms of ADHD is ______.
  4. I will never forget my grandfather’s last words: “There’s nothing more important than ______.”
  5. I’m sorry, officer. I was intoxicated last night. I have no recollection of ______.
  6. If you’re ______ and you know it, clap your hands!
  7. In his latest video, Mr. Beast surprises 1,000 random homeless people with ______.
  8. In the words of Jean-Paul Sartre, “Hell is ______.”
  9. Inside Out 3 introduces a new emotion for Riley: ______.
  10. Introducing Ben & Jerry’s new flavor: Cookies ‘n ______!
  11. “Introducing the new Batman!

Now he’s ______!”

  1. It may sound sci-fi, but scientists are now harnessing ______ as an unlimited energy source.
  2. “It’s just not the same anymore.

I feel empty.

I miss ______.”

  1. It’s the rom-com everybody’s talking about! He’s a hot rabbi. She’s ______. Can they find true love?
  2. Linda, take a seat. This is an intervention. We need to talk about your problem with ______.
  3. MEN: NEVER LOSE YOUR ERECTION AGAIN! STAY ROCK HARD WITH ______!
  4. My therapist says I should try ______.
  5. Next week, Joe Rogan and Elon Musk have an UNFILTERED conversation about ______.
  6. Oh, ______? I love that for you!
  7. Paramount+ is boldly taking the Enterprise where it has never gone before with their new series, Star Trek: ______.
  8. Shall I compare thee to ______? Thou art more lovely and more temperate.
  9. Shut up, Dad. Nobody cares about ______.
  10. Sign up for my online course and I’ll teach you how to turn ______ into cold, hard cash!
  11. “Some call it genius. Some call it madness.

I call it “”______.”””

  1. Sorry, but ______ isn’t “quirky,” it’s just fucking weird.
  2. Take it from me. Ain’t nothing harder than ______.
  3. Taylor Swift has announced she’ll be following up the Eras Tour with the “______ Tour.”
  4. The aliens landed, took one look at Earth, and said, “Nope. Not dealing with ______.”
  5. The arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends toward ______.
  6. The people have spoken. Bring back ______!
  7. The power of ______ compels you!
  8. This month only at the San Diego Zoo: A live encounter with ______!
  9. “To all my fans: I want to express my sincerest apologies.
  10. I deeply regret my involvement with ______.”
  11. Ugh. Why is every guy I date OBSESSED with ______?
  12. Wanna find out if he’s a good guy? On your first date, ask him what he thinks about ______.
  13. Weeeee’re off to see the Wizard, the Wonderful Wizard of ______!
  14. Welcome to Philosophy 101. In today’s class, we explore the question: What is ______?
  15. What really brings the family together?
  16. What’s overrated?
  17. What’s the one thing that can move Mark Zuckerberg to tears?
  18. When I die, I want to be remembered for ______.
  19. Wow, I’m getting WAY more matches ever since I added those pictures of ______ to my profile.
  20. Wow, is that your boyfriend? He looks like he’s ______.
  21. “Yo, guys!

Sooo sorry I’m late. I had to deal with ______. You know how it goes.”

  1. “You are my sunshine,

my only sunshine

You make me happy

when skies are gray

You’ll never know, dear,

how much I love you

Please don’t take 

______ away.”

  1. You can’t always get what you want. But if you try sometimes, you just might find, you get ______.
  2. You have to believe me! I’m not crazy! ______ is REAL!
  3. You know, people shit on capitalism, but it did give us ______.
  4. You’re never too old for ______.
  5. You’ve tried almond milk. You’ve tried oat milk. Get ready for ______ milk.

More Twisted CAH Games to Explore

The Shit List is one of the stranger Cards Against Humanity releases from the past couple of years, alongside Tales and Out of Line. We’ve created card lists for these special games, as well as the more traditional Cards Against Humanity packs.

Before buying your next CAH game, check the card list first and see if the humor actually fits you.

Douglas

Douglas is a ludologist at MugglesCards. He holds a Ph.D. in Communication from the University of Netherfield, specializing in Game Mechanics, Player Interaction Dynamics, and Narrative Development in Gaming. He’s a strategist who enjoys playing board games with enthusiasts and studying Indigenous languages. Besides his passion for games, he loves game design theory, social dynamics in gaming, and exploring historical game origins.

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