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Super Box Cards Against Humanity Card List 

Posted on by Douglas
Super Box Cards Against Humanity
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Cards Against Humanity is back with fresh chaos. After a long stretch without major new releases, the Super Box landed in July 2026 alongside three other packs, and it brings a massive 300 new cards, including 54 black cards and 246 white cards.

It’s technically an expansion for the original Cards Against Humanity, but with a deck this big, you can easily turn it into a full game night on its own. More cards, more ridiculous combinations, and plenty of new ways to make your friends question your sense of humor. 

Super Box Black Cards List

  1. ______?!? In this economy?
  2. “¡Arriba! Get ready for Taco Bell Cantina. We’ve got all your Taco Bell favorites, plus ______!”
  3. “”” If you want a picture of the future, imagine ______… forever.”” -George Orwell
  4. A true Man of Science must be willing to experiment with anything, even ______.
  5. According to JD Vance, ______ isn’t racist, it’s “just common sense.”
  6. According to RFK Jr., ______ causes autism.
  7. Alright students, listen up. If you want an easy A, you’re in the wrong place. There’s only one way to pass this class: ______.
  8. Amazon MGM has officially announced that the new James Bond will be ______.
  9. As a reminder, for the safety of our guests, Disney does not permit ______ anywhere inside our parks.
  10. Bienvenue and welcome to Paris, the City of ______!
  11. Bro. Chicks dig ______.
  12. Check out my Spotify playlist! It’s called “Songs for ______.”
  13. Do NOT stay at this Airbnb. The location is beautiful, but the house is full of ______.
  14. “Doctor, you should know: 

I have a family history of ______.”

  1. Every morning, I look in the mirror and say: “I am beautiful. I am powerful. I deserve ______.”
  2. Everything’s bigger in Texas, especially ______!
  3. Good news! Your Dasher Nicolas is approaching with ______.
  4. Has anyone read your palm before? The curve of your life line is very unusual. Hmmm… I see ______ in your future.
  5. Hey Christians, if the Bible is the Word of God, how come it has nothing to say about ______?
  6. Hi, Mr. Balloon Man? Can you make me a balloon in the shape of ______?
  7. I think I’m really onto something! ChatGPT says my ideas about ______ are “way ahead of their time.”
  8. I’m sorry, I don’t have money for the pizza. Can I offer you ______?
  9. In couples therapy, playing the “blame game” is never productive. Let’s shift the conversation back to ______.
  10. It’s no use, Superman. Even your super-strength is no match for ______.
  11. It’s your special day, buddy, and if you want ______ at your birthday party, you got it.
  12. Making friends as an adult isn’t that hard. Put down your phone and go find people in your town who also like ______.
  13. Mom, how many times have I told you? I’m too busy to get a job. I’m doing very important work on ______.
  14. Moms of Reddit, I need your help! What’s an age-appropriate way to explain ______ to my 5-year-old?
  15. My confidence has skyrocketed ever since I started ______-maxxing!
  16. My fellow Americans, I’m ______ and I’m running for president.
  17. On your left are the freshman dorms, and on your right is the new Campus Center for ______.
  18. Polyamory is working out great for me! I’ve got two boyfriends: one for ______, and one for ______. [pick 2]
  19. PornHub has revealed that this year’s most common search was “stepsister ______.”
  20. Sir, 9-1-1 is only for emergencies. ______ is not an emergency.
  21. Sweetheart, I love your drawings. They’re so fun and colorful! But… why did you put ______ in all of them?
  22. Symptoms of depression include feelings of hopelessness and a loss of interest in ______.
  23. Thank you for your email! I am currently out of the office due to ______. I will respond as soon as I can.
  24. The secret to ______ is ______. [pick 2]
  25. The Supreme Court has ruled that Alabama may continue to perform executions using ______.
  26. They’ve finally done it. They invented Pumpkin Spice ______.
  27. To ensure America’s military supremacy in the 21st century, the Pentagon has poured billions into research on ______.
  28. “Top 5 signs you’re autistic:

1) You know WAY too much about ______.”

  1. Try the new Applebee’s Ultimate Trio! One appetizer, one entree, and ______ for just $14.99!
  2. What a win for representation! They finally added an emoji for ______.
  3. What can I say, I’m a slut for ______.
  4. What sucks if you’re sober but awesome if you’re high?
  5. What the fuck, Steve? Why does your dick smell like ______?
  6. What do you want, my American friend? Girls? Boys? ______? I’ll hook you up.
  7. What’s a vibe?
  8. What’s the wettest?
  9. Who’s ready for girls’ night? We’ll start with margaritas at Pepe’s head to the club, and end with ______!
  10. You think YOUR landlord is bad? MY landlord is ______.
  11. Young man, your great-grandpa didn’t fight the Nazis so that you could waste your life on ______!
  12. Your son is a pleasure to have in class. But I find that he’s easily distracted by ______.

Super Box White Cards List

  1. 53-year-old pussy.
  2. A better card than this one.
  3. A bicep with a tattoo that says “bicep.”
  4. A big pile of rocks.
  5. A bisexual walrus.
  6. A combination of genetic and environmental factors.
  7. A Diddy party.
  8. A different guy named Jeffrey Epstein.
  9. A fucking $25 cocktail.
  10. A full-sized Avatar sex doll.
  11. A good spankin’.
  12. A healthy long-term relationship.
  13. A joke.
  14. A Make-A-Wish kid who just wants a handjob.
  15. A Patriot missile.
  16. A performance art piece where I shit my pants.
  17. A positive pregnancy test.
  18. A prolapsed anus.
  19. A puppy and a duckling who are best friends.
  20. A secretly gay Republican senator.
  21. A sexy woman with sexy antlers.
  22. A special theater for seeing Avatar movies where you’re allowed to smoke weed and masturbate.
  23. A Spotify playlist called “Songs To Smother Your Grandpa To.”
  24. A suspicious quantity of baby oil.
  25. A viral TikTok trend where teens slap the shit out of their grandmas.
  26. A white power book club.
  27. A woman who can crush an apple with her vagina.
  28. Advanced AI features that will 10x your productivity!
  29. Aftercare.
  30. AI-generated SpongeBob porn.
  31. All the dumb sluts on “Love Island.”
  32. American citizenship.
  33. An actual douche bag.
  34. An actual dumpster full of actual cum.
  35. An asshole.
  36. An old Polish woman.
  37. An SUV full of ICE agents.
  38. Anal hygiene.
  39. Anne Frank.
  40. Another fucking Avatar movie.
  41. Another Sun Chip.
  42. Anyone who looks Mexican.
  43. Apologizing to the Native Americans for stealing their land and massacring their people.
  44. Assassinating the CEO of UnitedHealthcare.
  45. Baba ghanoush.
  46. Back pain.
  47. Bassoon lessons.
  48. Becoming an alcoholic at age 11.
  49. Being a lesbian in Saudi Arabia.
  50. Being offended by the game “Hungry Hungry Hippos” because my brother is a fat piece of shit.
  51. Being replaced by AI.
  52. Being too drunk to make penis work.
  53. Being too fat to ride a roller coaster but not fat enough to get a show on TLC.
  54. Being too poor for therapy.
  55. Blowing the ice cream man for a free Choco Taco.
  56. Butts.
  57. Calling in a bomb threat.
  58. Caring.
  59. ChatGPT in a sexy robot body.
  60. Chicken vindaloo.
  61. Chinese.
  62. Chipotle mayo.
  63. Christians.
  64. Coming out to Mom and Dad as a squirter.
  65. Committing suicide to avoid exposure to any more Jurassic World movies.
  66. Comparing vaginas with Mom.
  67. Contemplating my own mortality.
  68. Cool lasers.
  69. Cutting off a man’s penis without his permission.
  70. Dead Charlie Kirk.
  71. Deep-cleaning my pussy with Tide® Power PODS®.
  72. Deporting our way to a free and prosperous America.
  73. Dirt.
  74. DMing teen girls.
  75. Dog.
  76. Dousing my family in gasoline, just as a prank.
  77. Drowning.
  78. Drugs.
  79. Early-onset Alzheimer’s.
  80. Eating babies.
  81. Eating my wife’s pussy.
  82. Either Trinidad or Tobago, I forget which one.
  83. Everything that’s wrong with this country.
  84. Evil.
  85. Explaining to the kids that the divorce is all their fault.
  86. Falling down forty flights of stairs over the course of an hour.
  87. Finding a woman who’s into bald losers with no social skills.
  88. Fish.
  89. Following women home from the subway.
  90. Foreigners.
  91. Four margaritas.
  92. Freezing my eggs.
  93. French people and all their French bullshit.
  94. Fuckboys.
  95. Fucking my wife’s sister while my wife is in the hospital.
  96. Galloping through the McDonald’s drive-thru on horseback.
  97. Gargathoth, the Toilet Demon of Cincinnati.
  98. Gas station boner pills.
  99. Getting a swastika tattoo.
  100. Getting abducted by ICE.
  101. Getting banned from Instagram.
  102. Getting chased by a little naked guy with a spear. But, just to clarify, he’s white.
  103. Getting cummed on by five different species.
  104. Getting groomed.
  105. Getting railed by a German backpacker in a hostel bunk.
  106. Getting rid of a body.
  107. Getting sued by Disney.
  108. Giving me one hundred dollars.
  109. Giving myself road head.
  110. Glowing in the dark.
  111. Going back in time to fuck myself.
  112. Going to a second therapist to talk about fucking my first therapist, and then fucking the second therapist.
  113. Good old-fashioned regular porn with pterodactyls and bleeding gorillas.
  114. Gooning.
  115. Head.
  116. Hellen Keller.
  117. Heroin withdrawal.
  118. Hiding in the closet while my family is murdered.
  119. Hooters.
  120. Hormone replacement therapy.
  121. Horses and their distracting penises.
  122. Hosting a reality TV show called “Who Wants to Have Sex With Me?”
  123. How slutty Mom looks in that blouse.
  124. Infanticide.
  125. Jake Paul.
  126. Jeremy.
  127. Kidnapping the President of Venezuela.
  128. Kissing my phone and asking ChatGPT if she likes it.
  129. Kyle–you know, Kyle from youth group! The one with all the lice!
  130. Le pizza.
  131. Leg-lengthening surgery.
  132. Life in prison.
  133. Like a lot of unpaid parking tickets.
  134. Literally anything.
  135. Livestreaming my suicide.
  136. Looksmaxxing.
  137. Losing.
  138. Making love to my dead wife in the Metaverse.
  139. Mild disappointment.
  140. Mommy’s hard cock.
  141. Mormons and their whole deal.
  142. Multiple sclerosis.
  143. My big, hairy balls.
  144. My dad fucking your dad.
  145. My dog fucking your dog.
  146. My pet python, “Cop Killer.”
  147. My repeated sexual advances.
  148. My stupid fucking kids.
  149. My wife’s hairy asshole.
  150. Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, and diarrhea.
  151. Nice, lumpy boy turds.
  152. Nipple clamps.
  153. No Jews.
  154. No penis.
  155. Offering my GrubHub driver an extra $50 to kill me.
  156. Other boys.
  157. Our signature blend of herbs and spices.
  158. Over-the-clothes hand stuff.
  159. Ozempic.
  160. Patriotic music and eagle screeches.
  161. Pegging my landlord in exchange for free utilities.
  162. Photos of my hairy vagina.
  163. Pickles.
  164. Pissing on my father’s grave.
  165. Posting softcore porn on LinkedIn.
  166. Pretending to breastfeed my baby so I can show off my amazing boobs.
  167. Pretending to know stuff about wine.
  168. Probable cause.
  169. Protein.
  170. Proudly announcing that I have a small penis.
  171. Putting my whole mouth around the doorknob.
  172. Quoting “Mein Kampf.”
  173. Removing the tag on the mattress that’s illegal to remove.
  174. RFK Jr.
  175. Runaway inflation.
  176. Seed oils.
  177. Self-righteous political stand-up comedy with no jokes.
  178. Selling my parents’ house to Chinese real estate speculators.
  179. Several baked potatoes.
  180. Sex with a bull.
  181. Sharia law.
  182. Shaving Mom’s bush.
  183. Shooting protesters in the back.
  184. Show business, baby!
  185. Showing a picture of my penis to ChatGPT and asking for feedback.
  186. Showing hole for Palestine.
  187. Sissy hypno porn.
  188. Slop.
  189. Society, man.
  190. Some appetizers to start things off.
  191. Special granola for lesbians.
  192. Stuff.
  193. Sydney Sweeney.
  194. Taking a moment to enjoy this incredible sunset.
  195. Taking a shit in the Home Depot display toilet.
  196. Taking any kind of responsibility whatsoever.
  197. Taking molly for the first time.
  198. Targeted advertisements.
  199. Tear gas and rubber bullets.
  200. Ted Cruz’s tight, shaved pussy.
  201. Thawing a Smucker’s Uncrustable® between my ass cheeks.
  202. The ability to talk to animals but they don’t talk back.
  203. The babysitter.
  204. The black hole that destroyed my home planet.
  205. The crabs.
  206. The fucking useless Democratic Party.
  207. The good news that Jesus Christ died for our sins and He loves you.
  208. The Holocaust.
  209. The New England Patriots.
  210. The silence of God.
  211. The Soviet Union.
  212. The Sunglass Hut.
  213. The veterinarian who does my abortions.
  214. The witch that stole my penis.
  215. The wrong hole.
  216. These gay-ass hummingbirds.
  217. This very moment, right now, and it’s gone.
  218. Throwing a used tampon at the President.
  219. TikTok medical advice.
  220. Tiny Republican penis-men sneaking into my home at night and fucking my eardrums.
  221. Tongs.
  222. Tradwives.
  223. Trains.
  224. Transvestigating.
  225. Trying not to cum.
  226. Trying to pass off Fanta as urine in a drug test.
  227. Type 2 diabetes.
  228. Unwanted children.
  229. Up to 3% cash back.
  230. Very friendly naked men.
  231. Watercolors of the English countryside.
  232. Whatever’s going on with Britney Spears these days.
  233. White flight.
  234. White genocide.
  235. White people problems.
  236. Who gives a shit?
  237. Wiping my bro’s poopy with Dude Wipes.
  238. Women and children.
  239. Wondering if I’m a little bit autistic.
  240. Words.
  241. Writing a lo-fi indie folk album in a remote cabin.
  242. Writing a self-help book about how to write self-help books.
  243. Your daughter.
  244. Your mom’s OnlyFans.
  245. Zionism.
  246. Zohran Mamdani.

Other Relevant CAH Packs Card Lists 

Card lists aren’t new territory for us. We’ve already covered every official Cards Against Humanity pack, from expansions and family-friendly editions to special releases. Yes, even the infamous Pussy Pack.

Finished with the Super Box? Here are a few CAH card lists worth checking out next:

Douglas

Douglas is a ludologist at MugglesCards. He holds a Ph.D. in Communication from the University of Netherfield, specializing in Game Mechanics, Player Interaction Dynamics, and Narrative Development in Gaming. He’s a strategist who enjoys playing board games with enthusiasts and studying Indigenous languages. Besides his passion for games, he loves game design theory, social dynamics in gaming, and exploring historical game origins.

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