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Tales Cards Against Humanity Vol 2 Card List

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People loved Tales Vol. 1 so much that the creators had to create a second volume as well! Although it’s not a typical Cards Against Humanity game, Tales, the fill-in-the-blank story game, brings endless hours of fun. The second volume was released in August of 2025, and it comes with a storybook, 20 stories, and each with around 20 prompts to be used in the stories. All stories and prompts are listed below, so you can read them while you wait for the game to arrive. 

Story 1 – Welcome to Total Body Burn

Get ready to sweat, people!

  1. A fun activity.
  2. Something fun to shout, like “Woo!”
  3. Something you could do for about 45 minutes.
  4. A person or entity.
  5. A physically strenuous action.
  6. Something you could theoretically lift over your head.
  7. An exhausting action.
  8. Something you’d run away from.
  9. Something you could theoretically lift over your head.
  10. Fill this blank: “Pain is just _____ leaving the body.”
  11. An object or activity that could hurt you.
  12. Something that could be a secret to success.
  13. Something you’d enjoy while on a couch.
  14. Fill this blank: “You have the power of _____ inside you.”
  15. Something you want to be in shape for.
  16. Something embarrassing.
  17. An inspiring thing to picture in your mind.
  18. An impressive accomplishment.
  19. A physically strenuous activity.
  20. A post-workout reward.

Story 2 – Bad News About Grandma

Something happened to Grandma last night. You should sit down for this.

  • Something you’d get or do in Heaven.
  • An object or creature you could trip on.
  • Something that could be a pet.
  1. Something old people enjoy.
  2. Something old people enjoy.
  3. Fill this blank: “Crimes of _____.”
  4. A physical object old people might enjoy.
  5. Fill this blank: “God bless _____.”
  6. An activity a panicked creature might do.
  7. Something that might calm down an animal or person.
  8. Something old people might eat.
  9. Something wet.
  10. Fill this blank: “1-800-_____.”
  11. Something old people might buy.
  12. An object you might have a lot of.
  13. An object you might have a lot of.
  14. Something that caused bodily harm.
  15. Something distasteful to worship.
  16. Something fun to do on a boat.
  17. Something that could kill you.
  18. Something you might barf up.

Story 3 – Meryl Streep’s Oscar Acceptance Speech

Meryl Streep accepts Hollywood’s highest honor.

  1. A topic for a serious film.
  2. A good film title.
  3. Something exciting.
  4. Something upsetting.
  5. Something stupid.
  6. A short, stupid card.
  7. Something profound or beautiful.
  8. Something Denzel might be good at.
  9. A visually interesting person or entity.
  10. A physically strenuous activity.
  11. A thing that would be nice to receive. 
  12. Something unpleasant or unjust.
  13. An interesting entity. 
  14. Something fun to do.
  15. A complex entity. 
  16. Something boring or mundane.
  17. Something tragic.
  18. Something that should be banned.
  19. Something good for the world.
  20. Something everyone deserves.

Story 4 – Bless Me, Father, For I Have Sinned

May God forgive me for the terrible things I have done.

  1. A terrible sin.
  2. A household object.
  3. An object you might show off to people.
  4. A sex act you might fantasize about.
  5. Something bad to put in the water supply.
  6. Something a sadistic boy might set on fire.
  7. A small object.
  8. A person or entity you’d blame for something bad.
  9. A person or entity.
  10. Any short card.
  11. Something sexual or offensive.
  12. Something obviously bad.
  13. A random object.
  14. A living being or beings.
  15. An innocent entity.
  16. Something kids might suffer from.
  17. A guilty pleasure.
  18. A shameful action.
  19. Something extremely explicit. 
  20. Fill this blank: “I sacrificed _____ to the Devil.”
  21. Something Satan would be good at.
  22. Something that’s a blessing from God.

Story 5 – Greetings from Camp Oakwood

Summer camp is the best!

  1. An action you can do outside during the day.
  2. An action you can do outside at night.
  3. Something kids need to learn about.
  4. An object that’d be easy to make a sculpture of.
  5. A good topic for a play.
  6. A useful object to have at camp.
  7. An object that’s a nice thank-you gift.
  8. An action that makes a lot of noise.
  9. Something naughty kids might do at camp.
  10. Something bizarre or upsetting.
  11. A party theme.
  12. A talent-show talent.
  13. A talent-show talent.
  14. A great prize for a child.
  15. Something you might miss from home.
  16. A relaxing action.
  17. A good topic for a dad movie.
  18. A fun group activity or shared hobby.
  19. Something boring and grown-up.
  20. Something you’d put in a care package.
  21. A desirable object or objects.

Story 6 – The Meet Cute

All of the good men are either gay, taken, or ready to find love through a serendipitous encounter.

  • A wholesome interest. 
  • A fun, short nickname.
  1. A distasteful group of people or activity.
  2. A romantic non-sexual act.
  3. A very sexual act.
  4. Something men traditionally pay for.
  5. Fill this blank: “Associate Director of _____.”
  6. A womanly hobby.
  7. An object women don’t want.
  8. Something pretty naughty.
  9. Something stupid.
  10. Something only men like.
  11. Fill this blank: “Regional VP of _____.”
  12. Something that might be profitable. 
  13. Any 1-2 word or entity.
  14. Something pleasurable.
  15. An attractive person or entity.
  16. A cool person or object.
  17. A manly action.
  18. Something you’d mention in a work email.
  19. Something that makes nice sounds.
  20. An impressive thing to be an expert in.

Story 7 – Moo Cow, Moo Cow, What Can You Do?

Every animal on the farm has an important job. What job should the cow do?

  • A name for a cow.
  • A fun activity for farm animals. 
  • Something big and difficult to carry.
  1. An object farm animals would like.
  2. A dry or hard object or entity.
  3. A fun name for a duck.
  4. A food or commercial product.
  5. A fun group activity.
  6. A fun name for a horse.
  7. A physically strenuous activity.
  8. A fun name for a sheep.
  9. A person or group of people.
  10. A useless object.
  11. A fun name for a chicken.
  12. An unexpected object or entity.
  13. A living being.
  14. Something that’s pretty easy to do.
  15. A nice object.
  16. A food.
  17. Something huge.

Story 8 – Shooting Script for Anal Academy 2: Earning Straight As

Two busty schoolgirls will do anything to boost their grades. Yes, anything.

  • An important sexual skill.
  1. Something sexual.
  2. A living being.
  3. Something leftover from an orgy.
  4. A large object or entity.
  5. An ugly object or entity.
  6. An important sexual skill.
  7. Something a teen girl would have a poster of.
  8. Something nice to have.
  9. Something you could put up someone’s butt.
  10. A living being or beings.
  11. Something an old man would have a painting of.
  12. Something difficult.
  13. An unappealing object, substance, or being.
  14. A subject you might study in school.
  15. Something a teen girl might doodle.
  16. Something boring.
  17. Something you could crush with a sledgehammer.
  18. Something nice to eat.
  19. A way you might exercise.
  20. An object or entity that is NOT gentle.
  21. Something sexually satisfying.
  22. A fun name for a sex position.

Story 9 – Dear Diary

A harrowing account of a girl’s middle school trauma.

  • Fill this blank: “Grandma got diagnosed with _____ Disease.”
  1. An action that boys do.
  2. Something desirable but unattainable.
  3. Something childish.
  4. Something boring or stupid.
  5. Something romantic or sexual.
  6. Something romantic or sexual.
  7. Something good in theory, but not in practice.
  8. Something that makes you nervous.
  9. Something a boy would watch a video about.
  10. A small object, entity, or substance.
  11. A small object, entity, or substance.
  12. Something that smells bad
  13. An action you’d get detention for.
  14. A bad consequence. 
  15. Something ugly.
  16. An action you might do after taking bad drugs.
  17. A lame entity.
  18. A sexual or romantic action.
  19. Something embarrassing to like.
  20. Something unpleasant to eat.

Story 10 – McDonaldland: A History

Milkshake volcanoes. A mayor with a cheeseburger for a head. McDonaldland was a strange and wonderful place.

  • A funny single word.
  1. Something McDonald’s makes you think of.
  2. Something kids like.
  3. An activity kids like.
  4. Something awesome.
  5. Something Ronald McDonald would love.
  6. Something weirdos like.
  7. An action two people can do together.
  8. A name for a monster.
  9. Something you can do with your hands.
  10. An ugly entity or object.
  11. A nice object or food.
  12. An interesting entity.
  13. Something you’d want to steal.
  14. Something you might identify as.
  15. Something women love.
  16. Something that McDonald’s might sell.
  17. Something you don’t want to get addicted to.
  18. Something with a strong odor.
  19. A famous entity.

Story 11 – Jeff & Marla’s Wedding Email

Here’s everything you need to know before attending Jeff and Marla’s fabulous destination wedding.

  • An unusual or nerdy hobby.
  • Something unusual you could maybe eat.
  1. Something that might be fun at a wedding.
  2. Fill this blank: “America’s Got _____ (TV Show).”
  3. Something nice for a couple to enjoy.
  4. An object.
  5. Something that might slow you down on a trip.
  6. A health condition or physical abnormality.
  7. A living being or beings.
  8. Something potentially dangerous.
  9. Something a vacation town might be known for.
  10. A secret password.
  11. An adventurous activity.
  12. Fill this blank: “Perfected the art of _____.”
  13. A breathtaking sight to behold from afar.
  14. Fill this blank: “_____ on the Beach (cocktail name).”
  15. Fill this blank: “_____ Punch (cocktail name).”
  16. A good entity to officiate a wedding.
  17. A name for a DJ.
  18. A fun nighttime activity.
  19. Something you can suffer from.
  20. An activity for kids to do all day.
  21. An activity you can do outdoors.

Story 12 – The Pharaoh’s Tomb

A pharaoh’s tomb holds countless treasures—and countless ways to die.

  1. A huge object.
  2. Something a pharaoh might’ve been famous for.
  3. A simple object.
  4. An unpleasant entity, object, or condition.
  5. An unpleasant entity, object, or condition.
  6. Something sad to die from.
  7. Something you can throw. 
  8. A distinctive person or entity.
  9. A huge object or entity.
  10. Something that’d make a cool statue.
  11. A vigorous physical activity. 
  12. A fun object or activity. 
  13. A fun object or activity. 
  14. Something old people love.
  15. Something that’d be awesome to find.
  16. Something that’d make an impressive statue.
  17. An object you might get buried with.
  18. A person or group of people.
  19. A scary entity. 
  20. A powerful entity or concept.

Story 13 – The Text Breakup

Sorry to do this over text, but I just don’t think you’re the right guy for this gal.

  1. Something that can be time-consuming.
  2. An annoying conversation topic.
  3. Something good.
  4. Something any good relationship needs.
  5. Something distracting.
  6. Something non-sexual you might experience in a relationship.
  7. Something sexual.
  8. A two-person activity.
  9. Something good.
  10. Something men like more than women do. 
  11. An ineffective remedy for an illness.
  12. Something frat bros might do. 
  13. An object that would be a bad birthday gift.
  14. A bad or annoying conversation topic.
  15. A lame date activity. 
  16. A good topic for a play.
  17. Something stupid or bad.
  18. Something depressing.
  19. Something pathetic. 
  20. Something you might do to woo someone.
  21. A personal object.

Story 14 – The America of Tomorrow

What wonders await us 100 years hence, in the distant year of 2025?

  1. Something contemporary.
  2. Something that was a problem in the past.
  3. Something everyone loves.
  4. Something bad and contemporary. 
  5. Something dangerous or harmful.
  6. An object that could cover your head.
  7. Something good to eat.
  8. A fun group activity.
  9. A food or object with an interesting texture.
  10. A group of people or entities.
  11. Something contemporary that sucks.
  12. An object or activity that everyone likes.
  13. Something contemporary.
  14. Something old-timey.
  15. Something possibly edible.
  16. Something old-timey.
  17. A burdensome task.
  18. A chore.
  19. Something bad for America.
  20. Something extremely American.

Story 15 – Letter of Recommendation to Yale

There’s no doubt this kid has a bri