The Green Box Cards Against Humanity Card List

The Green Box is one of the CAH expansions you must have in your collection of cards. This absolutely stunning pack has a deck of 300 cards, meticulously, 244 white cards and 56 black cards. The Green Box is a non-themed expansion, released in 2016, and different from other color boxes, this one brings brand new cards. 

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The Green Box Black Cards List

1. ______: Brought to you by ______.
2. Art isn’t just a painting in a stuffy museum. Art is alive. Art is ______.
3. As reparations for slavery, all African Americans will receive ______.
4. As Teddy Roosevelt said, the four manly virtues are honor, temperance, industry, and ______.
5. Awww shit! _____ in da house!
6. Best you go back where you came from, now. We don’t take too kindly to ______ in these parts.
7. CNN breaking news! Scientists discover ______.
8. Coming to Red Lobster® this month, ______.
9. Congratulations! You have been selected for our summer internship program. While we are unable to offer a salary, we can offer you ______.
10. Errbody in the club ______.
11. Feeling so grateful! #amazing #mylife #______.
12. Girls just wanna have ______.
13. Google Calendar alert: ______ in 10 minutes.
14. I don’t believe in God. I believe in ______.
15. I got rhythm, I’ve got music, I’ve got ______. Who could ask for anything more?
16. I just took a DNA test. Turns out I’m 100% ______.
17. I may not be much to look at, but I fuck like ______.
18. I tell you, it was a non-stop fuckfest. When it was over, my asshole looked like ______.
19. I’ll take the BBQ bacon burger with a friend egg and fuck it how about ______.
20. I’m sorry, sir, but your insurance plan doesn’t cover injuries caused by ______.
21. I’ve had a horrible vision, father. I saw mountains crumbling, stars falling from the sky. I saw ______.
22. If at first you don’t succeed, try ______.
23. In the 1950s, psychologists prescribed ______ as a cure for homosexuality.
24. LSD + ______ = really bad time.
25. Mom’s to-do list: * Buy Groceries * Clean up ______. * Soccer Practice.
26. Most Americans would not vote for a candidate who is openly ______.
27. No, no, no, no, no, no, NO! I will NOT let ______ ruin this wedding.
28. Oh no! Siri, how do I fix ______?
29. One more thing. Watch out for Big Mike. They say he killed a man with ______.
30. Ooo, daddy like ______.
31. Poor Brandon, still living in his parent’s basement. I heard he never got over ______.
32. Run, run, as fast as you can! You can’t catch me, I’m ______!
33. She’s a lady in the streets, ______ in the sheets.
34. She’s just one of the guys, you know? She likes beer, and football, and ______.
35. Son, take it from someone who’s been around the block a few times. Nothin’ puts her in the mood like ______.
36. Summer lovin’, had me a blast. ______, happened so fast.
37. The top Google auto-complete results for “Barack Obama”: Barack Obama Height.Barack Obama’s net worth.Barack Obama ______.
38. Then the princess kissed the frog, and all of a sudden the frog was ______!
39. There is no God. It’s just ______ and then you die.
40. This Friday at the Liquid Lunge, it’s ______ Night! Ladies drink free.
41. We do not shake with our left hands in this country. That is the hand we use for ______.
42. Well if ______ is a crime, then lock me up!
43. Well, shit. My eyes ain’t so good, but I’ll eat my own boot if that ain’t ______!
44. What are all those whales singing about?
45. What sucks balls?
46. What totally destroyed my asshole?
47. What turned me into a Republican?
48. What will end racism once and for all?
49. What’s about to take the dance floor to the next level?
50. What’s the gayest?
51. What’s the most problematic?
52. Why am I laughing and crying and taking off my clothes?
53. With a one-time gift of just $10, you can save this child from ______.
54. You know who else liked ______? Hitler.
55. I got rhythm, I’ve got music, I’ve got ______. Who could ask for anything more?
56. You won’t believe what’s in my pussy. It’s ______.

The Green Box White Cards List

1. 10 football players with erections barrelling towards you at full speed.
2. 10,000 shrieking teenage girls.
3. A big ol’ plate of fettuccini alfredo.
4. A big, beautiful mouth packed to the brim with sparkling white teeth.
5. A black friend.
6. A burrito that’s just sour cream.
7. A cheerfulness that belies a deep-seated self-loathing.
8. A cold and indifferent universe.
9. A creature made of penises that must constantly arouse itself to survive.
10. A creepy child singing a nursery rhyme.
11. A dildo signed by Jimmy Carter.
12. A dolphin that learns to talk and becomes the Dean of Harvard Law School.
13. A duffel bag full of lizards.
14. A finger up the butt.
15. A genetic predisposition for alcoholism.
16. A groundbreaking new masturbation technique.
17. A gun that shoots cobras.
18. A hug.
19. A long business meeting with no obvious purpose.
20. A man in a suit with perfect hair who tells you beautiful lies.
21. A man with the head of a goat and the body of a goat.
22. A massive collection of child pornography.
23. A medium horchata.
24. A strong horse and enough rations for thirty days.
25. A terrified fat child who won’t come out of the bushes.
26. A tiny fireman who puts out tiny fires.
27. A weird guy who says weird stuff and weirds me out.
28. A woman’s perspective.
29. A woman’s right to choose.
30. Aborting the shit out of a fetus.
31. Albert Einstein but if he had huge muscles and a rhinoceros cock.
32. All the people I’ve killed.
33. An arrangement wherein I give a person money and they have sex with me.
34. An empowered woman.
35. An incurable homosexual.
36. An old dog dragging its anus across the floor.
37. An older man.
38. An X-Man whose power is that he has sex with dogs and children.
39. Anal.
40. Antidepressants.
41. Art.
42. Assassinating the president.
43. Attention to detail and follow-through.
44. Awesome pictures of planets and stuff.
45. Bad emotions I don’t want.
46. Becoming the President of the United States.
47. Being pleasured by a thousand tiny Adam Sandlers.
48. Being turned into sausages.
49. Being very rich and incredibly stupid.
50. Beyoncé.
51. Big, smart money boys tap-tapping on their keyboards.
52. Blossoming into a beautiful young woman.
53. Body image issues.
54. Breastfeeding in public like a radiant earth goddess.
55. Brett Kavanaugh.
56. Brunch.
57. Catching a live salmon in your mouth.
58. Child labor.
59. China.
60. Chipotle.
61. Chris Hemsworth.
62. Comprehensive immigration reform.
63. Consensual, nonreproductive incest.
64. Consequences.
65. Content.
66. Crazy anal orgasms.
67. Creamy slices of real, California avocado.
68. Critical thinking.
69. Crushing the patriarchy.
70. Daddy going away forever.
71. Defeating a gorilla in single combat.
72. Denying the Holocaust.
73. Dis bitch.
74. Discovering that what I really want in life is to kill people and have sex with their corpses.
75. Doing a somersault and barfing.
76. Dominating a man by peeing on his eldest son.
77. Doritos and a Fruit Roll-Up.
78. Dropping dead in a Sbarro’s bathroom and not being found for 72 hours.
79. Dumpster juice.
80. Eating ass.
81. Eating pebbles, shitting the pebbles, the eating the shit-pebbles, and then shitting those pebbles again.
82. Eating people.
83. Eating too many Cinnabons and then vomiting and then eating the vomit.
84. Ejaculating at the apex of a cartwheel.
85. Esmeralda, my most beautiful daughter.
86. Eternal screaming madness.
87. Every man’s ultimate fantasy: a perfectly cylindrical vagina.
88. Everything.
89. Exploring each other’s buttholes.
90. Facilitating dialogue and deconstructing binaries.
91. Farting a huge shit out of my pussy.
92. Farting all over my face with your tight little asshole.
93. Feeling the emotion of anger.
94. Feminism.
95. Film roles for actresses over 40.
96. Finding a nice elevator to poop in.
97. Forty-five minutes of finger blasting.
98. Founding a major world religion.
99. Fucking me good and taking me to Red Lobster.®
100. Fucking my therapist.
101. Gary.
102. Gay thoughts.
103. Gayle from HR.
104. Gazpacho.
105. Getting aborted.
106. Getting blasted in the face by a t-shirt cannon.
107. Getting eaten out by a dog.
108. Getting high with mom.
109. Getting killed and dragged up a tree by a leopard.
110. Getting laid like all the time.
111. Getting naked too soon.
112. Getting pegged.
113. Getting the Dorito crumbs out of my pubes.
114. Getting trapped in a conversation about Ayn Rand.
115. Going around pulling people’s tampons out.
116. Going to bed at a reasonable hour.
117. Gregor, my largest son.
118. Grunting for ten minutes and then peeing sand.
119. Guns.
120. Happy daddies with happy sandals.
121. Hating Jews.
122. Having a vagina.
123. Having an awesome time drinking and driving.
124. Having sex with a beautiful person.
125. Having sex with a man and then eating his head.
126. Having sex with your mom.
127. Holding the proper political beliefs of my time to attract a mate.
128. Homework.
129. Hot lettuce.
130. How good lead paint taste.
131. How great my ass looks in these jeans.
132. How strange it is to be anything at all.
133. Huge big balls full of jizz.
134. Informing you that I am a registered sex offender.
135. ISIS.
136. It being too late to stop having sex with a horse.
137. Jason, the teen mayor.
138. Jazz.
139. Jeff Bezos.
140. Just now finding out about the Armenian Genocide.
141. Late-stage dementia.
142. Libertarians.
143. Loud, scary thunder.
144. Math.
145. Meatloaf, the food.
146. Meatloaf, the man.
147. Melanin.
148. Menopause.
149. Mental illness.
150. Microaggressions.
151. Misogyny.
152. Mixing M&Ms and Skittles like some kind of psychopath.
153. Mommy and daddy fighting all the time.
154. Moon people.
155. Munchin’ puss.
156. My brother’s hot friends.
157. My dog dying.
158. My huge penis and substantial fortune.
159. Objectifying women.
160. One of them big-city Jew lawyers.
161. One of those “blow jobs” I’ve been hearing so much about.
162. Onions.
163. Opening your mouth to talk and a big penis flops out.
164. Our baby.
165. Out-of-control teenage blowjob parties.
166. Overthrowing the democratically-elected government of Chile.
167. Participating.
168. Period poops.
169. Playing my asshole like a trumpet.
170. Plowing that ass like a New England corn farmer.
171. Political correctness.
172. Pooping in a leotard and hoping no one notices.
173. Pooping in the potty.
174. Prematurely ejaculating like a total loser.
175. Pretending to be one of the guys but actually being the spider god.
176. Putting more black people in jail.
177. Quacking like a duck in lieu of a cogent argument.
178. Quinoa.
179. Raising three kids on minimum wage.
180. Reaching an age where barbecue chips are better than sex.
181. Regurgitating a half-digested sparrow.
182. Restoring Germany to its former glory.
183. Rock-hard tits and a huge vagina.
184. Rubbing my bush all over your bald head.
185. Salsa Night at Dave’s Cantina.
186. Scissoring, if that’s a thing.
187. Seizing control of the means of production.
188. Self-identifying as a DJ.
189. Shitting on my tits.
190. Showing all the boys my pussy.
191. Slamming a dunk.
192. Smashing my balls at the moment of climax.
193. Some of that good dick.
194. Some real spicy shrimps.
195. Sucking each other’s penises for hours on end.
196. Sudden and unwanted slam poetry.
197. Systems and policies designed to preserve centuries-old power structures.
198. Tables.
199. Tender chunks of all-white-meat chicken.
200. That bitch, Stacy.
201. That chicken from Popeyes. ®
202. The amount of baby carrots I can fit up my ass.
203. The body of a 46-year-old man.
204. The bond between a woman and her horse.
205. The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints.
206. The clown that followed me home from the grocery store.
207. The fear and hatred in men’s hearts.
208. The feeling of going to McDonald’s as a 6-year-old.
209. The flaming wreckage of the International Space Station.
210. The full force of the American military.
211. The full-blown marginalization of ugly people.
212. The government.
213. The graceful path of an autumn leaf as it falls to its earthen cradle.
214. The hottest MILF in Dallas.
215. The Joe Rogan Experience.
216. The lived experience of African Americans.
217. The ol’ penis-in-the-popcorn surprise.
218. The Rwandan Genocide.
219. The secret to truly resilient hair.
220. The sweet, forbidden meat of the monkey.
221. The white man.
222. The wind.
223. Thicc sluts.
224. Thinking about what eating even is.
225. Three hours of nonstop penetration.
226. Tiny, rancid girl farts.
227. Trees.
228. Trevor, the world’s greatest boyfriend.
229. Turning 32.
230. Twenty bucks.
231. Twenty cheerleaders laughing at your tiny penis.
232. Twisting my cock and balls into a balloon poodle.
233. Two beautiful pig sisters.
234. Two shitty kids and a garbage husband.
235. Waking up inside of a tornado.
236. Watching a hot person eat.
237. Watching you die.
238. Water.
239. When the big truck goes “Toot! Toot!”
240. Who really did 9/11.
241. Whomsoever let the dogs out.
242. Whooping your ass at Mario Kart.
243. Working so hard to have muscles and then having them.
244. You.

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