Written By Kids Pack Cards Against Humanity

We can finally play CAH without sending kids to sleep, and have some wonderful family time! The Written by Kids Pack is an expansion of 30 cards made to be added to the Family Edition, which provides hilarious content, that all kids & adults find amusing. The pack was released in 2022, and contains specifically 4 black cards & 26 white ones, all written by kids! If you want to find out how funny kids can get, read the card list below.

Whenever you want to go back to playing adult-friendly CAH games, one of our most beloved latest games is The One With All the Cards.

Written By Kids Pack Black Cards List

1. Ah HA! It was Professor Plum, in the Library, with ______!
2. Mommy, there’s a monster under my bed and he wants ______.
3. My all-time favorite book is “The Lion, The Witch, and ______.”
4. No, Josh may not come over. He has yet to apologize for ______.

Written By Kids Pack White Cards List

1. A cow that farts cows.
2. A golf course full of landmines.
3. A water bottle that drinks people.
4. Bathing in Spaghetti-Os.
5. Chicken nuggies!
6. Creepy Jim, a 45-year-old man who lives in a pine tree.
7. Dad’s anger management problems.
8. Evil walking pants.
9. Getting beaten up by a kangaroo.
10. Getting rickrolled.
11. Having a dream about peeing, and then actually peeing.
12. Having an emotional breakdown.
13. Intensely staring into a horse’s butt.
14. Jumping on a trampoline naked.
15. Kyle’s glistening abs.
16. Leaving the door open while pooping.
17. Mom’s bad cooking.
18. Mystery meat.
19. Not having a future to look forward to because the planet is dying.
20. Pooping on the lawn and lighting it on fire and dancing around the flaming poop.
21. Rubbing butter all over my body.
22. Tears, pain, death, and destruction. 
23. The goat man who lives in the basement.
24. Vomiting with style. 
25. Wearing a monocle and talking like a British man.
26. Wearing my mother’s bra.

You can play these Cards Against Humanity cards with the kids in your house, but you definitely can’t play Sip & Challenge with them. Self-explanatory. 

Other Card List Recommendations

Kids are really some hilarious, no-filters humans we all wish to be forever, and that’s proved in the card list we showed above. Lucky you, we love doing these kinds of things and made way more such articles than you could’ve imagined!

• Main Game card list;
• The Family Edition card list;
• 100th Anniversary Edition card list;
• Glow In The Dark card list
• The Hot Box card list;
• The Everything Box card list;
• The Absurd Box card list;
• The Red Box card list;
• The Blue Box card list;
• The Green Box card list;
• The Dad Pack card list;
• The Period Pack card list;
• The Ass Pack card list;
• The Geek Pack card list;
• Weed Pack card list;
• Pride Pack card list;
• 90s Nostalgia Pack;
• 2000s Nostalgia Pack;
• The Sci-fi Pack card list;
• The A.I. Pack card list;
• The Scary Pack card list;
• The College Pack;
• The Picture Card Pack 1;
• The Picture Card Pack 2;
• The Picture Card Pack 3;
• The Climate Catastrophe Pack card list;
• More Cards Against Humanity card list;
• Out Of Line card list;
• Movie Night Box card list;
• Retail Product card list;
• Clam-O-Naise card list;