Tales Cards Against Humanity Card List

Tales proves that the Cards Against Humanity creators are good in every game they make, not only in the typical CAH packs. This game, released in October of 2024, right before Halloween, brings some similar features to the original game; however, now the idea is to fill in the blanks of horrible stories, not black cards. Tales comes with a story book, 20 stories, each with 20 prompts to use in them. And all of them will be shown below! 

Story 1 – Welcome to our Airbnb

Why stay at a hotel when you could stay at a stranger’s house and follow a long list of rules? 

• Something that should only happen behind closed doors.

1. Something you might see or experience on vacation.
2. Something illicit or illegal.
3. An outdoor activity.
4. A living being or beings.
5. Something a raccoon might eat.
6. Something that would make a good wifi password.
7. Something you might call a maintenance guy to deal with.
8. Something rowdy.
9. Something loud.
10. Something that makes a mess.
11. Something that’d attract tourists.
12. Something that’d be fun to see.
13. A good name for a cocktail.
14. A majestic sight to behold.
15. Something from pop culture.
16. Something visually interesting.
17. Something a mad scientist might build.
18. A memorable thing to experience.
19. A creature or object.

Story 2 – The Governor’s Dirty Secret

Uh oh! The sex tape has leaked! Does the Governor have what it takes to rescue his campaign?

• A type of people.
• An ingestible substance.

1. A sexual act.
2. A medical issue or ailment.
3. Something valuable.
4. Something scandalous.
5. An annoying or repulsive action.
6. Something you wish the government would subsidize.
7. Something fun.
8. A type of people.
9. A person.
10. Something that can be monetized.
11. Something good to be known for.
12. Something good to be known for.
13. Something that fits inside a butt.
14. A sexual act.
15. Something you could dress up as for Halloween.
16. A simple action.
17. A sexual act.
18. Something you could have a fetish for.

Story 3 – Pine County Police Blotter, 5/11

Crime never takes a day off in Pine County. We’re gonna need backup!

• An illegal act.
• A person.

1. Something that could damage a small object.
2. Something that should require a license to do or possess.
3. Something a person might struggle with.
4. Something alarming.
5. Something utterly harmless.
6. An object or animal.
7. An object that isn’t edible.
8. An amusing sight to behold.
9. Something really dangerous.
10. An object or creature.
11. Living being or beings.
12. A substance or object(s).
13. Something a crazy person might rant about.
14. Something inappropriate to do in a restaurant.
15. Something inappropriate to do at a child’s party.
16. Something that fills this blank: “the god of ______.”
17. Something that can be used to lure someone.
18. A small object.

Story 4 – Fool’s Gold

Saddle up and head west for a journey that could make you rich—or dead.

• Something valuable.

1. Something physically rigorous.
2. Something that can cause pain or is painful.
3. Living beings.
4. An object.
5. A living being or beings.
6. Something you can trade for money.
7. A type of person or people.
8. Something that can be depicted as a sculpture.
9. A type of people or creatures.
10. Something that fills this blank: “Diagnosed with ______ disease.”
11. Something you suffer from or an expression of suffering.
12. An object.
13. Something you can have a supply of.
14. Something that looks bad or gross.
15. Something you can cover yourself in.
16. Something edible.
17. Something that can harm or kill you.
18. A person or people.
19. An object or animal.

Story 5 – A Message From Your Principal

This year’s prom will be a great time for everyone…as long as you follow the rules.

1. Something wholesome or innocent.
2. Something fun for children.
3. Something fun that isn’t sexual.
4. An inappropriate action or behavior.
5. A sign that someone is drunk.
6. A sign that someone is high.
7. An object or creature.
8. Something that sounds like an inappropriate dance move.
9. Something that sounds like an inappropriate dance move.
10. A party theme.
11. A body part.
12. Something or someone you’d wear dress clothes for.
13. Something you wouldn’t be allowed to bring to school
14. Something you wouldn’t be allowed to bring to school
15. An object.
16. Something that adversely affects children.
17. Something edible.
18. A person.
19. Something that could be a punishment.
20. A non-sexual activity teens would enjoy.

Story 6 – The Talk

It’s time you learned about the birds and the bees, son.

1. A sexual act.
2. Something titillating.
3. Something sexual
4. Something sexual
5. Something you can get horny from looking at.
6. Something ridiculous.
7. Something little kids love.
8. Something a hormone-crazed pubescent boy might be interested in.
9. Something a hormone-crazed pubescent boy might be interested in.
10. A raunchy act.
11. An object or a living being.
12. Something good or wholesome.
13. A body part or sexual act.
14. A wholesome trait or act.
15. A nice gift.
16. A sexual act.
17. An object.
18. A non-sexual activity kids can do.
19. Something innocent or harmless.
20. Something sexual.

Story 7 – Re: Melissa’s Bachelorette Party

Who’s ready to plan the BEST BACHELORETTE PARTY EVERRR?!!!?

1. An object.
2. Something scandalous.
3. Something fun.
4. Something that could be a spa treatment.
5. Something you could get fired for.
6. Something you can spend money on.
7. Something that fills in this blank: “a fun weekend of ______.”
8. A party theme.
9. A party favor.
10. An object.
11. A single word.
12. An illicit activity.
13. Something disruptive.
14. Something sexual.
15. Something boring.
16. Something gross.
17. Something you might gossip about.
18. Something large.
19. Something work-inappropriate.
20. Something fun.

Story 8 – Online Reviews for Kiddie Kaperz Indoor Playland

Reviews are mixed.

• Something or someone you wouldn’t want to be trapped in a small space with.
• A person.

1. A physically rigorous activity.
2. An activity adults enjoy.
3. Something an old schlubby man might enjoy.
4. Something daunting or scary.
5. Something or someone that can be conquered.
6. Something calming.
7. Something that’d make a bad balloon animal.
8. An underwhelming or stupid action.
9. Something edible.
10. Something strong-smelling.
11. Something that makes a mess.
12. Something you could dress up as for Halloween.
13. Something you could dress up as for Halloween.
14. An unremarkable activity or object.
15. Something unremarkable.
16. Something you wouldn’t want to crash into.
17. Something that’d make a bad painting.
18. A person.

Story 9 – Instructions for the Babysitter

Watching Emily and Cooper should be a breeze. Just a few things to keep in mind.

1. Something fun.
2. Something worth celebrating.
3. Something you might enjoy with another person.
4. Something a teen girl might enjoy.
5. Something a teen girl might enjoy.
6. A person.
7. An extracurricular activity for a teen.
8. Something a child might be scared of.
9. Something that might calm you down.
10. Something fun.
11. Any 1-2 word card.
12. An essay topic.
13. Something you can eat or drink.
14. A food, substance, or animal.
15. Something that fills this blank: “the curse of ______.”
16. Something that fills this blank: “the mystery of ______.”
17. Something that’d be jarring to see an 8-year-old doing.
18. Something a teen girl might enjoy.
19. Something you’d do on vacation.
20. A quirky habit.

Story 10 – Maria’s Possessed 

Out, demon, out!

1. A small object.
2. Something a demon might use a human as a vessel for.
3. A strange action.
4. A depraved action.
5. An object or objects.
6. Something evil.
7. Something innocent that a child might do.
8. Something edible.
9. A violent or evil action.
10. A person.
11. Something you could bludgeon someone with.
12. A living being.
13. An object or substance.
14. A simple action.
15. Something that fills this blank: “The Saint of ______.”
16. Something that fills this blank: “The Saint of ______.”
17. An object.
18. Something that fills this blank: “the power of ______.”
19. Something that can be used or done to kill someone.
20. Something a crazy person might mutter about.

Story 11 – Sesame Street (TV Series)

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.

1. Something kids enjoy.
2. Something with educational value.
3. Something sad.
4. Something that’d be difficult for a child to understand.
5. Something important to teach kids about.
6. Something good or healthy.
7. Something bad or dangerous.
8. Any card starting with the letter “A.’
9. A topic for a children’s book.
10. A specific person.
11. Something fun.
12. Something you’d be curious about.
13. Something exciting.
14. Something confusing or weird.
15. Something you can put into your mouth.
16. Something you’d complain about.
17. Something fun that two people can do together.
18. Something kind of gay.
19. Something not appropriate for kids.
20. Something kids like.

Story 12 – The Miracle of the Mended Member

Jesus performed many miracles. This was his greatest.

1. A living being.
2. An object.
3. Anything with a physical form.
4. Something impossible.
5. Something in need of repair or healing.
6. Someone or something that can injure you.
7. A dangerous thing or act.
8. A sexual act.
9. A person.
10. A substance.
11. A food, object, or being.
12. Something sexy to imagine.
13. A powerful being or object.
14. Something you’d give as a reward.
15. Something you’d give as a reward.
16. Something you can carry in a backpack.
17. An interesting sight to behold.
18. Something loud.
19. A single word.
20. A type of people.

Story 13 – Looking Back on the Greatest Movie Quotes of All Time

Take a whirlwind tour through the history of cin