Tales Cards Against Humanity Card List

Tales proves that the Cards Against Humanity creators are good in every game they make, not only in the typical CAH packs. This game, released in October of 2024, right before Halloween, brings some similar features to the original game; however, now the idea is to fill in the blanks of horrible stories, not black cards. Tales comes with a story book, 20 stories, each with 20 prompts to use in them. And all of them will be shown below! 

Story 1 – Welcome to our Airbnb

Why stay at a hotel when you could stay at a stranger’s house and follow a long list of rules? 

• Something that should only happen behind closed doors.

1. Something you might see or experience on vacation.
2. Something illicit or illegal.
3. An outdoor activity.
4. A living being or beings.
5. Something a raccoon might eat.
6. Something that would make a good wifi password.
7. Something you might call a maintenance guy to deal with.
8. Something rowdy.
9. Something loud.
10. Something that makes a mess.
11. Something that’d attract tourists.
12. Something that’d be fun to see.
13. A good name for a cocktail.
14. A majestic sight to behold.
15. Something from pop culture.
16. Something visually interesting.
17. Something a mad scientist might build.
18. A memorable thing to experience.
19. A creature or object.

Story 2 – The Governor’s Dirty Secret

Uh oh! The sex tape has leaked! Does the Governor have what it takes to rescue his campaign?

• A type of people.
• An ingestible substance.

1. A sexual act.
2. A medical issue or ailment.
3. Something valuable.
4. Something scandalous.
5. An annoying or repulsive action.
6. Something you wish the government would subsidize.
7. Something fun.
8. A type of people.
9. A person.
10. Something that can be monetized.
11. Something good to be known for.
12. Something good to be known for.
13. Something that fits inside a butt.
14. A sexual act.
15. Something you could dress up as for Halloween.
16. A simple action.
17. A sexual act.
18. Something you could have a fetish for.

Story 3 – Pine County Police Blotter, 5/11

Crime never takes a day off in Pine County. We’re gonna need backup!

• An illegal act.
• A person.

1. Something that could damage a small object.
2. Something that should require a license to do or possess.
3. Something a person might struggle with.
4. Something alarming.
5. Something utterly harmless.
6. An object or animal.
7. An object that isn’t edible.
8. An amusing sight to behold.
9. Something really dangerous.
10. An object or creature.
11. Living being or beings.
12. A substance or object(s).
13. Something a crazy person might rant about.
14. Something inappropriate to do in a restaurant.
15. Something inappropriate to do at a child’s party.
16. Something that fills this blank: “the god of ______.”
17. Something that can be used to lure someone.
18. A small object.

Story 4 – Fool’s Gold

Saddle up and head west for a journey that could make you rich—or dead.

• Something valuable.

1. Something physically rigorous.
2. Something that can cause pain or is painful.
3. Living beings.
4. An object.
5. A living being or beings.
6. Something you can trade for money.
7. A type of person or people.
8. Something that can be depicted as a sculpture.
9. A type of people or creatures.
10. Something that fills this blank: “Diagnosed with ______ disease.”
11. Something you suffer from or an expression of suffering.
12. An object.
13. Something you can have a supply of.
14. Something that looks bad or gross.
15. Something you can cover yourself in.
16. Something edible.
17. Something that can harm or kill you.
18. A person or people.
19. An object or animal.

Story 5 – A Message From Your Principal

This year’s prom will be a great time for everyone…as long as you follow the rules.

1. Something wholesome or innocent.
2. Something fun for children.
3. Something fun that isn’t sexual.
4. An inappropriate action or behavior.
5. A sign that someone is drunk.
6. A sign that someone is high.
7. An object or creature.
8. Something that sounds like an inappropriate dance move.
9. Something that sounds like an inappropriate dance move.
10. A party theme.
11. A body part.
12. Something or someone you’d wear dress clothes for.
13. Something you wouldn’t be allowed to bring to school
14. Something you wouldn’t be allowed to bring to school
15. An object.
16. Something that adversely affects children.
17. Something edible.
18. A person.
19. Something that could be a punishment.
20. A non-sexual activity teens would enjoy.

Story 6 – The Talk

It’s time you learned about the birds and the bees, son.

1. A sexual act.
2. Something titillating.
3. Something sexual
4. Something sexual
5. Something you can get horny from looking at.
6. Something ridiculous.
7. Something little kids love.
8. Something a hormone-crazed pubescent boy might be interested in.
9. Something a hormone-crazed pubescent boy might be interested in.
10. A raunchy act.
11. An object or a living being.
12. Something good or wholesome.
13. A body part or sexual act.
14. A wholesome trait or act.
15. A nice gift.
16. A sexual act.
17. An object.
18. A non-sexual activity kids can do.
19. Something innocent or harmless.
20. Something sexual.

Story 7 – Re: Melissa’s Bachelorette Party

Who’s ready to plan the BEST BACHELORETTE PARTY EVERRR?!!!?

1. An object.
2. Something scandalous.
3. Something fun.
4. Something that could be a spa treatment.
5. Something you could get fired for.
6. Something you can spend money on.
7. Something that fills in this blank: “a fun weekend of ______.”
8. A party theme.
9. A party favor.
10. An object.
11. A single word.
12. An illicit activity.
13. Something disruptive.
14. Something sexual.
15. Something boring.
16. Something gross.
17. Something you might gossip about.
18. Something large.
19. Something work-inappropriate.
20. Something fun.

Story 8 – Online Reviews for Kiddie Kaperz Indoor Playland

Reviews are mixed.

• Something or someone you wouldn’t want to be trapped in a small space with.
• A person.

1. A physically rigorous activity.
2. An activity adults enjoy.
3. Something an old schlubby man might enjoy.
4. Something daunting or scary.
5. Something or someone that can be conquered.
6. Something calming.
7. Something that’d make a bad balloon animal.
8. An underwhelming or stupid action.
9. Something edible.
10. Something strong-smelling.
11. Something that makes a mess.
12. Something you could dress up as for Halloween.
13. Something you could dress up as for Halloween.
14. An unremarkable activity or object.
15. Something unremarkable.
16. Something you wouldn’t want to crash into.
17. Something that’d make a bad painting.
18. A person.

Story 9 – Instructions for the Babysitter

Watching Emily and Cooper should be a breeze. Just a few things to keep in mind.

1. Something fun.
2. Something worth celebrating.
3. Something you might enjoy with another person.
4. Something a teen girl might enjoy.
5. Something a teen girl might enjoy.
6. A person.
7. An extracurricular activity for a teen.
8. Something a child might be scared of.
9. Something that might calm you down.
10. Something fun.
11. Any 1-2 word card.
12. An essay topic.
13. Something you can eat or drink.
14. A food, substance, or animal.
15. Something that fills this blank: “the curse of ______.”
16. Something that fills this blank: “the mystery of ______.”
17. Something that’d be jarring to see an 8-year-old doing.
18. Something a teen girl might enjoy.
19. Something you’d do on vacation.
20. A quirky habit.

Story 10 – Maria’s Possessed 

Out, demon, out!

1. A small object.
2. Something a demon might use a human as a vessel for.
3. A strange action.
4. A depraved action.
5. An object or objects.
6. Something evil.
7. Something innocent that a child might do.
8. Something edible.
9. A violent or evil action.
10. A person.
11. Something you could bludgeon someone with.
12. A living being.
13. An object or substance.
14. A simple action.
15. Something that fills this blank: “The Saint of ______.”
16. Something that fills this blank: “The Saint of ______.”
17. An object.
18. Something that fills this blank: “the power of ______.”
19. Something that can be used or done to kill someone.
20. Something a crazy person might mutter about.

Story 11 – Sesame Street (TV Series)

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.

1. Something kids enjoy.
2. Something with educational value.
3. Something sad.
4. Something that’d be difficult for a child to understand.
5. Something important to teach kids about.
6. Something good or healthy.
7. Something bad or dangerous.
8. Any card starting with the letter “A.’
9. A topic for a children’s book.
10. A specific person.
11. Something fun.
12. Something you’d be curious about.
13. Something exciting.
14. Something confusing or weird.
15. Something you can put into your mouth.
16. Something you’d complain about.
17. Something fun that two people can do together.
18. Something kind of gay.
19. Something not appropriate for kids.
20. Something kids like.

Story 12 – The Miracle of the Mended Member

Jesus performed many miracles. This was his greatest.

1. A living being.
2. An object.
3. Anything with a physical form.
4. Something impossible.
5. Something in need of repair or healing.
6. Someone or something that can injure you.
7. A dangerous thing or act.
8. A sexual act.
9. A person.
10. A substance.
11. A food, object, or being.
12. Something sexy to imagine.
13. A powerful being or object.
14. Something you’d give as a reward.
15. Something you’d give as a reward.
16. Something you can carry in a backpack.
17. An interesting sight to behold.
18. Something loud.
19. A single word.
20. A type of people.

Story 13 – Looking Back on the Greatest Movie Quotes of All Time

Take a whirlwind tour through the history of cinema!

• Something you take seriously.

1. Something that fills this blank: “the king of ______.”
2. Something you get to experience if you’re rich and/or powerful.
3. A mean thing to call someone or accuse them of doing.
4. A living being or beings.
5. Someone or something you can talk to.
6. Something you might ask someone for.
7. Something that can be stolen and/or destroyed.
8. An activity.
9. Something you want or want to do.
10. Something you’d get excited about.
11. Being or beings.
12. Being(s) or object(s).
13. Something difficult to deal with.
14. A noteworthy thing or being.
15. Something you’d get excited about.
16. A metaphor for life.
17. A being, object, or substance.
18. A person, animal, or object.
19. A person, people, or brand name.

Story 14 – My Resignation

A disgraced employee bids farewell to the company that made—and destroyed—his career.

• Complete the company name: “______ Innovations.”
• Complete the job title: “Director of ______.”

1. Something you might have a passion for.
2. Something that’d be awesome to get paid for.
3. A rewarding experience.
4. Something you’d get arrested for.
5. Something you can get addicted to.
6. Something impossible/
7. An action that doesn’t really accomplish anything,
8. Something satisfying to do.
9. An object.
10. Something you can be good at.
11. A sexual act.
12. Something sexual.
13. An inappropriate action that isn’t sexual.
14. A work-appropriate action.
15. Something you might strive to do or achieve.
16. A non-sexual activity you can do with multiple people.
17. Something that can be improved through innovation.
18. Something you might have a spirited debate about.

Story 15 – Male, Age 32, Looking for Love

Is he the n=man of your dreams?

1. A person or object.
2. Something fun.
3. Something that can be a pet peeve.
4. Something you might see in a Star Wars movie.
5. A living being.
6. Something enjoyable.
7. A dangerous or risky activity.
8. A time-consuming activity.
9. A low-key activity.
10. Something you can’t find at home,
11. Someone or something you could worship as a god.
12. Something you care about.
13. Something that fills this blank: “My ideal woman has ______.”
14. Something that fills this blank: “I never leave the house without ______.”
15. Something physically rigorous that could give you a workout.
16. Something that might be important to you.
17. A fun activity.
18. Something pleasant or wholesome.
19. Any 1-2 word card.
20. A person or type of person.

Story 16 – Life Among the Swedes

Start a new life in a foreign land full of strange foods and baffling customs.

1. Complete the job title: “Director of ______.”
2. Something you might seek medical attention for.
3. Something strange to see in public.
4. Something visually striking.
5. Something strong-smelling.
6. An object.
7. Something offensive.
8. Something sexual.
9. An unusual action.
10. Something you can eat.
11. A small object or being.
12. A guilty pleasure.
13. Something depressing.
14. Something pleasant.
15. Something that can be depicted in a wood carving
16. Something couples can enjoy together,
17. Something you can hold in your hand.
18. Something worth celebrating.
19. Something that fills this blank: “he broke into a frenzy of ______.”
20. Something obscene.

Story 17 – The Accidental Samurai

Can one unlikely hero save his village from a murderous army?

1. Something valuable.
2. Something you can sell.
3. An object.
4. A person.
5. Something that fills this blank: “the power of ______.”
6. An unremarkable object or action.
7. Something powerful.
8. A single word.
9. Something graceful.
10. Something barbaric.
11. A type of person or creature.
12. An object.
13. Something physically rigorous.
14. An animal or creature.
15. A person.
16. Something weak or frail.
17. A person.
18. Something that fills this blank: “the fury of ______.”
19. Something strong.
20. Something nice to receive.

Story 18 – Welcome to our Airbnb

Neil Armstrong’s Moon Diary.

1. Something that fits in a suitcase.
2. Something dumb to be an expert in.
3. Something you wouldn’t expect to see in outer space.
4. An object.
5. Something you’d want to be protected from.
6. Something you could dangle from a rope.
7. Something a pervert enjoys.
8. A simple joy.
9. Something dangerous.
10. Something people like.
11. Something you indulge in.
12. Something you’d get excited about.
13. Something scary or unpleasant.
14. Something physically rigorous.
15. A glorious sight to behold.
16. Something an idiot might do.
17. Something that feels good.
18. A living being or object.
19. Something to formally present to someone at an official ceremony.
20. Something an idiot might do.

Story 19 – Nuclear Wonderland

The world has been ravaged by nuclear war. You’ve survived, but can you thrive?

1. Something two countries might go to war over.
2. An object or creature.
3. A person or group of people.
4. Something you can do indoors.
5. Living being or beings.
6. Something that can be set on fire.
7. Something a crazy person might rant about.
8. An object.
9. Something you can eat.
10. Something you do with other people.
11. Something you might dream of doing.
12. Something you might worry about.
13. An unusual bodily trait or ailment,
14. A useful skill or ability.
15. Something you do with your hands.
16. A hobby.
17. A name for a dog.
18. A nice activity you can do with another person.
19. A beautiful sight to behold.
20. Something you might see in a post-apocalyptic world.

Story 20 – A Guided Meditation

Close your eyes, calm your mind, and embark on a journey towards inner peace.

• A person.

1. Something physically rigorous.
2. Something that would distract you.
3. An object.
4. An unusual sight to behold.
5. An unusual sight to behold.
6. Something that makes you sore.
7. A physical action you can do alone.
8. Something you might worry about.
9. Something you might worry about.
10. Something you might worry about.
11. An object or living being.
12. Something that can be used to squash a very small object.
13. Something that makes you happy.
14. A fun activity.
15. A fun activity.
16. Something fun.
17. Something that’d be awesome to receive or do.
18. Something that fills this blank: “I struggle with ______.”
19. A negative personal trait or experience.

Other Card List Recommendations

Lucky you, this isn’t the only card list we’ve made. We put all our dedication into writing all the cards from almost all Cards Against Humanity expansions and editions, so you can really find the best pack for you. 

• Main Game card list;
• The Family Edition card list;
• 100th Anniversary Edition card list;
• Glow In The Dark card list
• The Hot Box card list;
• The Everything Box card list;
• The Absurd Box card list;
• The Red Box card list;
• The Blue Box card list;
• The Green Box card list;
• The Dad Pack card list;
• The Period Pack card list;
• Nasty Bundle card list;
• The Ass Pack card list;
• The Geek Pack card list;
• Weed Pack card list;
• Pride Pack card list;
• 90s Nostalgia Pack card list;
• 2000s Nostalgia Pack;
• The Food Pack card list;
• The Sci-fi Pack card list;
• Theatre Pack card list;
• The A.I. Pack card list;
• School Sucks Pack card list;
• Smarty Pants Pack card list;
• The Scary Pack card list;
• The College Pack card list;
• World Wide Web Pack card list;
• The Picture Card Pack 1 card list ;
• The Picture Card Pack 2 card list;
• The Picture Card Pack 3 card list;
• The Climate Catastrophe Pack card list;
• More Cards Against Humanity card list;
• Out Of Line card list;
• Movie Night Box card list;
• Retail Product card list;
• Clam-O-Naise card list;
• Written By Kids Pack card list;
• Pop Culture Bundle card list;
• The Pussy Pack card list;