Cards Against Commitment – 250+ Cards For Couples

Speaking of the decade we’re in, when it’s all about technology and little to no emotional connection, we really need to look back to things that bring us closer. A pretty surprising activity that helps people connect with each other deeply is card games. Although there are so many available out there, one that we’ve recently made and has quickly become a favorite is Cards Against Commitment, specifically made for couples.

The deck, which brings over 250 cards, has it all: from questions that can start deep conversations, to absolutely nasty ones that will probably bring your dirty jokes to life. In the cards, you will get to match cards that are about faking a pregnancy, having a crush on a slutty coworker, Fifty Shades of Grey, dildos, keeping your Tinder account, making out in public, and so many more fun, extraordinary ones. Some of the cards are inspired by the famous Cads About Matrimony.

Cards Against Commitment, or Cards Against Humanity for Couples Edition, could be played in double dates or with a group of people who love talking about relationships and all the things that come with them. However, make sure that you’re comfortable with whoever you’re playing. The game, just like most of the CAH packs, is made for ages 17 and up, because of the adult language used, some of which can be read in the cards below.

Gameplay

• Typically, CAH games are played by 4+ players. However, to have a more intimate experience, you can play only with your partner, so you’ll have a game with 2 players.
• One of you becomes the Card Czar per round.
• All other players are dealt 10 white cards.
• The Card Czar reads one black card out loud. 
• Everyone else submits one of their white cards that they think makes the perfect combination with the black card of the round.
• The game judge (Czar) picks their favorite response.

Winning

The player whose card is chosen as the Card Czar’s favorite gets one awesome point. At the end of the game, whoever has the most awesome points wins Cards Against Humanity Couples.

If you want to know more about when to end the game, or other information about the gameplay, make sure to read Cards Against Humanity rules.  

Card Examples

Black cards:

• How did you celebrate your first anniversary?
• What is your new in-laws’ worst nightmare?
• If there’s one thing you’ll never miss about being single, it’s _______________.
• If you like it, then you should put _____________ on it.
• Never go to bed angry. It will only lead to ____________.
• What’s the biggest source of tension in your relationship?

White cards:

• A happy ending.
• A hot neighbor with no conscience and nothing to lose.
• A penis that’s almost too big.
• A timeless reading from Fifty Shades of Grey. 
• Faking it until making it. 
• Drinking your troubles away nightly.