Cards Against The Simpsons 1072 Cards

There are two types of people: those who watch the Simpsons simply because they love it, and those who watch it because they love predictions. Either way, you definitely know everything that goes on in the show, and there’s no doubt you’d like to make a few filthy jokes about all the characters.

Cards Against Simpsons brings a deck of over 1072 cards, and they all deal with your favorite stuff: Frank Grimes’ corpse, Lisa’s saxophone solo, Disco Stu’s dancing shoes, Dr.Nick’s medical advice, B-Sharp, and much more. Indeed, this game is supposed to be played only by people who know all the important things in the Simpsons, otherwise, the jokes and cards wouldn’t make sense.

Although the Simpsons can watched by kids as well, Cards Against Simpsons is precisely made for adults, ages 17+. There’s dirty humor used, which most likely adds a unique element to all CAH games, and makes us laugh our hearts out.

Gameplay

Deal everyone 7 white cards;
Pick one player to be the Card Czar (judge) each round;
The Card Czar reads one black card out loud;
All players submit their funniest matching white card;
The game judge picks their favorite;

Winning

If your card is picked as the best card of the round, you get one awesome point. Whoever has the most awesome points by the end of the game, wins Cards Against Simpsons.

Cards Against Simpsons Card List examples

Well, this section is here to prove that this is definitely not a kids’ game… Here is the list of card examples:

Aight, we’ll share some more with you! 

Blue cards:

• __________ is prohibited, under penalty of _________;
• ___________ helps us play;
• I still have no idea how they managed to get _______ past censors;
• _________ is by far the worst thing to happen in Springfield;
• Alcohol and ________. It’s a winning competition;
• ___________ plan! Lisa needs __________;
• Smithers, bring me ______________;
• I choo-choo-chooooose _________;
• ______________? That’s a paddlin’.

White cards:

• “Mr. Plowing” your wife;
• A pity Valentine’s Day with Lisa;
• Marge getting “yellow girl” wasted;
• Hanson time;
• Hold on your pearls, it’s Fansons Uncensored;
• Marge’s secret stash of d*ck pics from Moe;
• Ay, Caramba;
• Finding your wife’s phone number on the toilet wall at Moe’s;
• A semen-filled doughnut;

We proved our point, didn’t we? It has adult content & it is one of the most hilarious card games out there!