Star Wars fans have really high standards. They watched the full series, several times, so you can’t expect any less. One of the sure things that will win their hearts, without any doubt, is the Cards Against Star Wars.
This special pack brings to you a huge deck of 746 cards, which will be used to create the funniest combinations in the galaxy, and perhaps start some galactic trouble with those sensitive to dark humor.
Playing the game is just as easy as pie. You just need to know the basic CAH rules: deal everyone 7 white cards, pick one Card Czar, let them pick one black card each round & wait for white cards as responses from other players.
Yes fellas, we know Star Wars could be watched by kids too, but this game definitely can’t. Because of its inappropriate language & dirty but, funny, oh very funny content, can only be played by those who are over the age of 17.
The content in the cards is created that way, so it includes key elements of Star Wars for you to get a glimpse of everything.
Precisely, you will get to make your jokes about Jar Jar, Anakin’s mom, getting swole, repairing C-3PO, Kylo Ren’s collection of hair, drowning in aliens’ faces, and endlessly more. Ready to laugh the hardest you’ve ever laughed in your life?
Cards Against Star Wars Card List Examples
Well, this proves the dark humor of Cards Against Star Wars, indeed.
Would Jedi approve wielding two lightsabers, for… specific reasons?
Each of these questions is funnier than the other. I would pick the R2 one though.
Black Cards:
- Goooood… let _____ flow through you.
- How to be a Jedi 101:
- Join the Empire, we have ____.
- Boba Fett kept a collection of ___ in slaves.
- When I heard JJ Abrams was directing the ninth Star Wars movie, I felt like ____.
- In a galaxy far, far, away, ____ is perfectly legal.
- I blame ____ for the breakup of my last relationship.
White Cards:
- An X-Wing pilot in a metal bikini
- Squelchy sex with Jabba
- Darth Maul’s bedroom eyes
- Reaching out and touching someone with your force.
- Telling your companions “I have a bad feeling about this”.
- Telling any hairy alien to “Laugh it up fuzzball!”
- Throwing Yoda around like a puppet.
- Wiping your ass with an Ewok.
- Using “Sith on My Face” as a pickup line.
- Getting a cleaning orgasm from a Vibromop.
In a galaxy far, far, away you wouldn’t want to miss playing the best game in the galaxy, right? Of course, you wouldn’t!
Flynn –
Being a fan of Star Wars, I couldn’t get a better gift than this (for myself). I love how relatable all cards are, and how they mention almost all characters, especially my favorites:)) The game made me see things from a new perspective, and let me tell you, it is a hilarious one! I love how fast they sent the game, and I can’t stop playing it ever since. Thank you!!!
Marinela –
Star Wars was forever my comfort show. Never knew the Cards Against Star Wars would become my comfort card game too! I play it with my close mates everytime we gather together, and because of the replayability & fact that you can make a bunch of different combonations just by using the same cards, it never feels boring. We can’t help but laugh out loud. Can’t wait to get another game from this shop!