Cards Against Star Wars: The Best Game in the Galaxy 746 Cards

Star Wars fans have high standards. They’ve watched the series many times, so only the best will do. The Cards Against Star Wars pack, with 746 cards, is guaranteed to win them over, bringing the funniest combos in the galaxy—and maybe some dark humor.

Playing is simple. Follow the basic CAH rules: deal 7 white cards to each player, pick a Card Czar who draws a black card, and wait for the white card responses

While Star Wars is for all ages, this game isn’t. With its adult humor and language, it’s only for ages 17 and up. The cards capture Star Wars with jokes about Jar Jar, Anakin’s mom, Kylo Ren’s hair, and more—ready for a laugh like never before?

Cards Against Star Wars Card List Examples

Well, this proves the dark humor of Cards Against Star Wars, indeed. 

Would Jedi approve wielding two lightsabers, for… specific reasons?

Each of these questions is funnier than the other. I would pick the R2 one though.

Black Cards:

• Goooood… let _____ flow through you.
• How to be a Jedi 101:
• Join the Empire, we have ____.
• Boba Fett kept a collection of ___ in slaves.
• When I heard JJ Abrams was directing the ninth Star Wars movie, I felt like ____.
• In a galaxy far, far, away, ____ is perfectly legal.
• I blame ____ for the breakup of my last relationship.

White Cards:

• An X-Wing pilot in a metal bikini
• Squelchy sex with Jabba
• Darth Maul’s bedroom eyes
• Reaching out and touching someone with your force.
• Telling your companions “I have a bad feeling about this”.
• Telling any hairy alien to “Laugh it up fuzzball!”
• Throwing Yoda around like a puppet.
• Wiping your ass with an Ewok.
• Using “Sith on My Face” as a pickup line.
• Getting a cleaning orgasm from a Vibromop.

In a galaxy far, far, away you wouldn’t want to miss playing the best game in the galaxy, right? Of course, you wouldn’t!