Cards Against Swifties: Buy The 700 Cards Game For Swifties

Where are all my Swifties at? Considering all your commitment, creativity, and the love you keep inside your hearts, we made a special card game for you: Cards Against Swifties. This unofficial Cards Against Humanity comes to you through a huge deck of 700 cards, and believe me, once these cards make it to Taylor Swift, she’ll love them just as much!

The content, although not as dirty as other CAH packs, is still made for people who are 17 or older. You get that. In the cards, you’ll find everything relating to our pop icon: her friendships & ex-partners, the Eras Tour, her cat’s net worth, fans who live in delusion, songs’ lyrics, Grammy’s outfits, and basically, everything! 

This hilarious card game is really made for the fans only. Other people wouldn’t really get the sense of humor, therefore, the game won’t be as fun. And don’t forget to play your favorite album while Cards Against Swifties is going on. 

How To Play Cards Against Swifties

As we already pointed out, the CAH Swifties edition is a digital copy. Therefore, you will need our printing tips to make your own cards. On the other hand, once you purchase the game (and for only $9.95!), you will find a guide on how to play this astonishing card game online, with your people all around the world! 

Cards secured, game description secured. Now we can finally play! Let the biggest fan of Queen Swiftie become the Card Czar of the round. They must draw and read black cards, and deal all other players 7 white cards. Everyone playing must submit one of their white cards, that they think matches the black card of the round best. 

Then, the Card Czar picks their favorite response and gives that player one awesome point. Once you stop playing, whoever has the most awesome points, wins a ticket to Eras Tour. Just kidding. You just win the game. 

Yeah, we made a special one about Cards Against Humanity rules, if you wanna check that out. 

Card Examples

We know you’re barely waiting to see some of the cards. Here they are:

Only the OGs know what spaghetti dress means.

Seems like Taylor has really committed to Bangs for 10 years.

We’re super curious to see your responses on why she broke up with Joe.

Alright. Here are a few other cards you might want to see:

Black cards:

• Taylor Swift’s favorite pickup line: 
• “You can lose your hand trying to ________.”
• She’s better known for ______. Woah oh! 
• But I just miss you, and I just wish you were a __________.
• This is why we can’t have nice things: _________.
• August slipped away like a __________.

White cards:

• “I’ll tell mine you’re gay.”
• Writing Enchanted about the guy from Owl City.
• Red lipstick.
• Fountain pen lyrics.
• Starbucks lovers.
• Champagne problems.
• Taylor Swift and her fuck ass bob.
• r/stonedswifties
• “Mother is mothering.”
• Bad Blood (security guard version).

Okay. This is what we could do for now.  You will anyhow get the game in a record time, so you get to see all the cards!