Stan, remember the funny rule that anything enjoyable costs at least $8? That’s for you, smart guy!
Wondering if 309 episodes is too many? It’s not. If you’re questioning this, you probably haven’t seen South Park. And if you haven’t, you might not understand the humor here.
Like the show, which includes mature content, swear words, and adult humor, the card game is also not suitable for kids. It’s intended for people 17 and older, just like the South Park show. The card game is designed for adults, especially those familiar with Cards Against Humanity. You can combine it with the original game, but it’s also great on its own.
This card game will be especially fun for those who grew up in the ’90s and loved South Park. It brings back all the memorable moments, phrases, and characters from the show, including Eric, Kenny, Stan, Kyle, and many others.
It’s perfect for adults who don’t take things too seriously and can enjoy a good laugh. If you have a sense of humor, you’ll probably love it.
Now, let’s talk about how to play the game.
How Do South Park Cards Look?
The cards are hilariously funny. You already got that. But, that little sparkle that makes the game outstanding is how you combine the cards. That’s the whole point of the game dude!
Firstly, here’s an example of a combination, but let me tell you something without starting: we will not show all of them! Let it remain a surprise until you actually get the game!
Is this dark? Yes, a high level of darkness. But yeah, it’ll make you laugh your heart out. Ps. What would you rather do in South Park?
We know you’re exploding out of curiosity right now. It looks fun, right? Wait, no, it doesn’t look. It IS fun (or more than fun, if there’s a word for it)! To help you visualize the game, these are some of the combinations you can make with white & black cards:
COMBINATION 1:
Black card: Professor Chaos’ latest evil plan involves ___________
White card 1: Chef’s chocolate salty balls;
White card 2: Giving people aids.
COMBINATION 2:
Black card: Butters was grounded for ________.
White card 1: getting sand on your vagina;
White card 2: putting Towellie through the spin cycle.
COMBINATION 3:
Black card: Genetic engineering lets us correct God’s horrible, horrible mistakes, like __________.
White card 1: taking jobs away from decent, hard-working rednecks;
White card 2: paying for a movie ticket with pubes.
These were like 3-4 basic combinations, or whatever. You’re gonna have to figure out the others yourself, and make them as funny as possible, we know you’re a meme Queen/ King!
Toni Lang –
Who would’ve thought that something costing only $5 (or mostly $10) could be this fun! ‘Cards Against South Park’ includes all my beloved characters: professor Chaos, Eric, Butters, and the others. The content in the cards is as just shows in the description. It is lovely.