Cards Against Disney 828 Cards Humanity Edition

The Walt Disney Company, known shortly as Disney, is a mass media that has celebrated its 100th anniversary in 2023! For this one-century period, they’ve created an uncountable number of animated movies, series, live-action films, and many specials. Although they remain active in this industry, we tend to get really nostalgic about the old times once in a while. And honestly, the best way to relive your Disney memories when you were a kid, is to play Cards Against Disney.

This one special edition includes a huge deck of over 800 cards, including red and white ones (or black & white, in the other version). Yes, it’s all about Disney characters and scenes that probably stuck to your mind forever, but, they have an adult twist added. So, you’ll get to match cards and create jokes about Nemo, the African jungle, Pete’s Dragon, Genie Jafar, freeing the genie, Andy’s mum, Pinocchio’s nose, and hundreds more!

Disney doesn’t always mean it’s kid-appropriate though, and the card examples prove what I’m saying. Cards Against Disney can only be played by people who are 17 or older, because of the dirty content used in the cards.

Gameplay

• Gather at least 2 or 3 people to play with, or, preferably, 4 to 20+ players.
• Let one player be the Card Czar (game judge) per round. 
• All other players get 7 white cards.
• The Card Czar reads one red (or black) card out loud.
• Everyone else submits one white card from their hand, that they think makes the funniest combination with the red card of the round.
• Whoever the game judge thinks made the best card combo, gets one awesome point.

Winning

In terms of competition, when you make a haiku, whoever has the most awesome points, wins Cards Against Disney. However, everyone wins something, and that is childhood memories back! 

Cards Against Disney Card Examples

Red cards:

• _____________ will be the next thing in  Ariel’s collection.
• It’s tough being an adult Disney fan with no kids. Parents at the movies always give me the strange looks when I start ________________.
• No chance, no way. I won’t say I’m ________________.
• No one can question my dedication to Disney after I got a tattoo of ______________.
• To free the genie, all you have to do is rub _________________.
• Watching _____________ always gives me the most hard-on.

White cards:

• Indecent exposure at the movie theatre;
• Pornographic remakes of Disney movies;
• Nemo finding himself;
• Navigating your way through the African jungle wearing a yellow floor-length gown and heels;
• Hercules doing push-ups with his penis;
• Smoking blunts with Pinocchio;