Cards Against Disney 828 Cards Humanity Edition

Aren’t you dying to know more about the game for which people have said they’ve never laughed so hard before, it’s the funniest card game for adults, or it’s the best gift for Disney fans? Since we want you never to let go of Disney, which undoubtedly added magic to our childhood, we’re happily presenting Cards Against Disney: a game of unbelievably hilarious adult content. 

What we value most about this card game is that you will make jokes about your comfort characters but in an extraordinary way. So, you will get to laugh about Cruella De Vil’s tailor, getting a tattoo of a Disney character, Genie Jafar’s thing, smoking with Pinocchio, hiding inside Mary Poppins’ carpet bag, and hundreds more! 

Although we keep mentioning it, you should keep Cards Against Disney away from kids. Don’t let the name fool you. The content is only good for people who are 17 or older, and for those who can take a joke. Respectfully. Read our review about Cards against Disney.

Some of Cards Against Disney Card Examples

To level the playing field, we think it’s only fair to provide you with a few Disney Cards Against Humanity examples. FYI, your view of Disney may never be the same again, but it’s all in adult fun!

The idea of Andy’s mum’s having a secret cocaine stash doesn’t sound bad at all.

Here are some more examples of Disney Against Humanity cards, we know you’d love to see them! 

White cards:

• Donald Dick;
• Dory, the lesbian fish;
• Bambi’s dead mother;
• Unreasonably laying claim over everything the light touches;
• The vibrating toy on Andy’s mum’s bedside table;
• The Queen of Hearts shaped pubes;
• Elsa’s ice dick;
• Dory, the lesbian fish;
• Tinker Bell’s tiny titties;
• Snorting lines like Dumbo;
• Marrying a man you just met;
• Thomas O’Malley the alley cat getting fresh with your mother;
• Throwing off the Emperor’s groove;
• Topsy-turvey day festivities;
• Watching the Lion King in the nude;

Black cards: 

• No chance, no way, I won’t say I’m _______;
• On my way to the castle, I saw _______;
• No one can question my dedication to Disney after I got a tattoo of _______;
• ____________ is a slippery slope that leads to __________;
• Watching ________ always gives me the most awkward hard-on;
• _______ is a wish your heart makes;
• From Quasimodo’s tower you can see_______;
• Like Pinocchio’s nose, _________ grows when I lie;
• Look at __________; Isn’t it neat?
• Look Simba. Everything _______ touches is __________.

I bet once you read these examples, you won’t doubt if it’s a family-friendly game. It’s not. Oh, and speaking of cards, what card do you think is the best response in this video?

Disclaimer: Don’t be confused if you find the Cards Against Disney game in black version as well. It’s the same content but cards come in black and white, for everyone who prefers the classic version.