Cards Against the Simpsons – Game With 500+ Cards

The Simpsons is an animated comedy that started way back in 1989 and represents a satirical depiction of American life. This series, made by Matt Groening, has a total of 36 seasons, and there’s a 37th planned season coming out. There are two types of people: those who watch the Simpsons simply because they love it, and those who watch it because they love predictions. Whichever you are, you have something in common: you’ll love Cards Against Simpsons. 

Cards Against Simpsons brings a deck of over 520 cards, and they all deal with your favorite stuff: Frank Grimes’ corpse, Lisa’s saxophone solo, Disco Stu’s dancing shoes, Dr.Nick’s medical advice, B-Sharp, and much more. Indeed, this game is supposed to be played only by people who know all the important things in the Simpsons, otherwise, the jokes and cards wouldn’t make that much sense. 

Although the Simpsons can watched by kids as well, Cards Against Simpsons is precisely made for adults, ages 17+. There’s dirty humor used, which most likely adds a unique element to all CAH games, and makes us laugh our hearts out. 

Gameplay

• Deal everyone 7 white cards;
• Pick one player to be the Card Czar (judge) each round;
• The Card Czar reads one black card out loud;
• All players submit their funniest matching white card;
• The game judge picks their favorite;

Winning

If your card is picked as the best card of the round, you get one awesome point. Whoever has the most awesome points by the end of the game, wins Cards Against Simpsons. Just as simple as that!

Black Card Examples

• _________ is by far the worst thing to happen in Springfield.
• Bart has been guilty of __________.
• Does anyone have a story that doesn’t end in _________?
• ____________ help us play.
• Krusty’s latest scandal involves him and __________.
• Marge’s biggest secret is that she’s ________.

White cards Example:

• A kid in some kind of a store;
• Boring vaginal sex with Helen Lovejoy;
• Make Springfield great again;
• A frozen corpse with a bite on its arm;
• Bart’s chalkboard punishments;
• Homer’s attempt at a diet;

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