Cards Against Humanity Childhood Edition is all you gotta have, every time you’re feeling just a bit nostalgic, and wish to be a kid again. This one contains everything that in one way or another, has shaped your personality. Yes, this includes Cards Against Disney too!
If you’ve played any of the CAH packs, ever in your life, you know that they’re distinguished by simplicity. Cards Against Childhood doesn’t stay apart either. To play, one of you becomes the Card Czar, reads the question cards, and waits for responses from the other players, which aim to create the most hilarious card combos. But, don’t let its ease fool you. Cards Against Childhood, because of the dirty humor used, could only be played by people who are 17 or older!
It takes you one single playing round to understand how fun these cards are. You will make jokes about Pluto being a dog or not, telling your final wishes to Genie, getting slapped from Princess Tiana, Aladdin and stories related to him, Peter Pan’s emotional instability, and basically, most of the things that made childhood, childhood.
Cards Against Your Childhood Card List Examples
Although you will receive the game in a record time, sincerely, I bet you’d want to see some of the cards as soon as possible…
And here are a few extras, for you fellas:
Black Cards:
- Genie, for my final wish, I wish for _________.
- I’m straight, but ________ could turn me gay.
- I’m ________. And you’re watching Disney Channel.
- Introducing Disney’s newest Prince, ________.
- Look at that Abu! It’s not every day you see a horse with ________!
- This is my third and final wish. I wish for _________.
- If Pluto is a dog, Goofy must be ___________.
White Cards:
- A demon Llama.
- Abu.
- A potion that makes you shrink.
- Bambi’s mom.
- Berlioz.
- Buzz’s alcohol problem.
- Dick van Dyke.
- Gaston’s hairy chest.
- Hakuna Matata, motherf*ckers! Princess Tiana’s junk in the trunk.
- Peter Pan’s inability to connect emotionally.
Your childhood memories will probably never be the same again with these dark, dirty jokes. But that’s the fun part of adulthood, innit?
Sophie –
This game is really against your childhood, lol! ‘Cards Against Your Childhood’ makes you look at your favorite childhood characters from a different, funny, POV. Both the white and black cards are very well-thought. Together with my group, we have played it for more than 10 times, and it just feels like we’ll never get tired of the humour on it. Thanks to the shop for responding in a record time and for such game quality!