Cards Against Your Childhood – 1,011 Cards to Remind You of Your Childhood

Over the years, we’ve made many CAH types of games that relate to the best memories during childhood: Disney, Dragon Ball, Harry Potter, and even Cards Against Simsons. We thought it was time to make a deck of all the memories in one pack, which feels like getting a glimpse of your childhood all over again, but in a whole different, funnier & dirtier way. 

Cards Against Childhood, as an icon it is, contains a huge deck of over 1000 cards, which are extremely well-thought-out and creative. You get to make your jokes about Genie’s wishes, Disney princes, having trouble telling what Goofy is, the famous Hakuna Matata, or, Bambi’s mom. Obviously, the cards are not as innocent as I make them sound, but, let it be a sweet & bitter surprise…

Despite the name, Cards Against Childhood is NOT made for kids. If you’ve played any Cards Against Humanity games, you know what I’m talking about. The game is supposed to be played by ages 17 or older, for 4 to 20 or more players. 

Gameplay

• Start by reading our printing guide, and making your cards. Yes, as mentioned, it’s a digital version.
• Pick one player to be the Card Czar for one round, who deals everyone 7 white cards;
• The Card Czar reads one black card, and everyone submits their funniest white card;
• The player who played the funniest white card gets to keep the black card of the round as an awesome point.

Winning 

If you win one round, you get one awesome point. Whenever you play a haiku and decide to end the game, whoever has most of these awesome points, wins Cards Against Your Childhood!

Cards Against Your Childhood Card List Examples

Black cards:

• Genie, for my final wish, I wish for ________________.
• I’m straight, but ____________ turn me gay.
• Introducing Disney’s newest Prince __________________.
• If Pluto is a dog, Goofy must be _______________.
• Look at that Abu! It’s not every day you see a horse with _____________!
• I’m ______________. And you’re watching Disney Channel. 

White cards:

• A demon Llama;
• A potion that makes you shrink;
• Bambi’s mom;
• Hakuna Matata, motherf*ckers! Princess Tiana’s junk in the trunk;
• Peter Pan’s inability to connect emotionally;
• Buzz’s alcohol problem;

And, who says we have to grow up?- Walt Disney!