Cards Against Humanity Family Edition Cards List

“Cards Against Humanity: Family Edition” is a family-friendly version of the game with 600 cards. It came out on April 2, 2020, and is made for all ages. It comes with 95 question cards and 505 answer cards.

Expansions like Glow in the Dark and Written by Kids add more fun and new cards.

Family Edition Black Cards List

1. “On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: __.”
2. All I want for Christmas is _.
3. Alright, kids. The votes are in, and the new school mascot will be __!
4. Alright, which one of you little turds is responsible for __?!
5. And in the blue corner, weighing in at 280 pounds, it’s Tommy “_” Takahashi!
6. And over here is Picasso’s famous painting, “Portrait of _.”
7. At school, I’m just Mandy. But at summer camp, I’m “__ Mandy.”
8. Attention students! Principal Butthead is at home recovering from __. We hope he’ll be back soon.
9. Attention students! This is Principal Butthead. Please remember that we do not allow __ in the hallway. Thank you.
10. Beep beep! __ coming through!
11. Bow before me, for I am the Queen of __!
12. “Boys? No. __? Yes!”
13. “CHUNGO ANGRY. CHUNGO DESTROY __.”
14. CHUNGO FEEL SICK. CHUNGO NO LIKE __ ANYMORE.
15. Class, pay close attention. I will now demonstrate the physics of __.
16. CNN breaking news! Over of Americans _.
17. Come on, Danny. All the cool kids are doin’ it. Wanna try _?
18. Coming soon! Batman vs. __.
19. Coming to theaters this holiday season, “Star Wars: The Rise of __.”
20. Did you hear about the new Avenger? She’s __!
21. Did you know that Benjamin Franklin invented __?
22. Disney Proudly presents “_ in Ice.”
23. ENOUGH! I will not let __ tear this family apart!
24. Ew. Grandpa smells like _.
25. Foolish child! Did you think you could escape from __?
26. Girls just wanna have __.
27. Guys, stop it! There’s nothing funny about __.
28. Hey guys. I just want to tell all my followers who are struggling with __: it DOES get better.
29. Hey Riley, I’ll give you five bucks if you try _.
30. Hey, check out my band! We’re called “Rage Against __.”
31. Hey, kids. I’m Sensei Todd. Today, I’m gonna teach you how to defend yourself against __.
32. Huddle up, Wildcats! They may be bigger. They may be faster. But we’ve got a secret weapon: __.
33. “I do not fight for wealth. I do not fight for glory. I fight for _!”
34. I don’t really know what my mom’s job is, but I think it has something to do with __.
35. I have invented a new sport. I call it “__ ball.”
36. I lost my arm in a __ accident.
37. I’m not like other children. Toys bore me, and I don’t care for sweets. I prefer __.
38. I’m sorry, Jordan but that’s not an acceptable Science Fair project. That’s just _.
39. I’m sorry, Mrs. Sanchez, but I couldn’t finish my homework because of __.
40. Isn’t this great, honey? Just you, me, the kids, and _.
41. “It’s BIG. It’s SCARY. It’s _!”
42. Kids, Dad is trying something new this week. It’s called “__“.
43. Ladies and gentlemen, I have discovered something amazing. I have discovered __.
44. “Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet eating her curds and __.”
45. Madam President, we’ve run out of time. The only option is __.
46. Me and my friends don’t play with dolls anymore. We’re into __ now.
47. ME HUNGRY. ME WANT _.
48. Mom!? You have to come pick me up! There’s __ at this party.
49. Moms love __.
50. My dad and I enjoy __ together.
51. My favorite book is The Amazing Adventures of __.
52. My favorite dinosaur is “______asaurus.”
53. MY NAME CHUNGO. CHUNGO LOVE __.
54. My name is Peter Parker. I was bitten by a radioactive spider, and now I’m __.
55. Never fear, Captain __ is here!
56. New from Hasbro! It’s BUNGO: The Game of __.
57. New from Mattel, it’s __ Barbie!
58. New from McDonalds: it’s the Mc______ Burger.
59. Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of __.
60. No fair! How come Chloe gets her own phone, and all I get is __?
61. Oh Dark Lord, we show our devotion with a humble offering of __!
62. Oh, no thank you, Mrs. Lee. I’ve had plenty of __ for now.
63. Oh, that’s my mom’s friend Carl. He comes over and helps her with _.
64. On the next episode of Dora the Explorer, Dora explores _.
65. Our day at the water park was totally ruined by _.
66. “Outback Steakhouse: No rules. Just __.”
67. Papa, come quickly! There, in the garden! Do you see __? Tell me you see it, Papa!
68. “Police! Arrest this man! He’s __!”
69. Princess Marigold, the kingdom is in danger! You must stop __.
70. Put on your helmet, strap on your goggles, and get ready for __!
71. Rub a dub dub, _ in a tub!
72. “Run, run, as fast as you can. You can’t catch me, I’m __!”
73. Shut up, Becky! At least I’m not __.
74. Thanks for watching! If you want to see more vids of __, smash that subscribe.
75. The aliens are here. They want _.
76. The easiest way to tell me and my twin apart is that I have a freckle on my cheek and she’s _.
77. The warm August air was filled with change. Things were different, for Kayla was now _.
78. They call me “Mr. __.”
79. This is gonna be the best sleepover ever. Once Mom and Dad go to bed, it’s time for __!
80. Time to put on my favorite t-shirt, the one that says “I 🖤 __.”
81. We’re not supposed to go in the attic. My parents keep __ in there.
82. We’re off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of __!
83. Welcome! We’re glad you’re here. Now sit back, relax, and enjoy __.
84. Well, look what we have here! A big fancy man walkin’ like he’s __.
85. What killed Old Jim?
86. What really killed the dinosaurs?
87. What’s about to take this school dance to the next level?
88. What’s all fun and games until somebody gets hurt?
89. What’s keeping Dad so busy in the garage?
90. When I look in the mirror, I see __.
91. When I pooped, what came out of my butt?
92. Where do babies come from?
93. You don’t love me, Sam. All you care about is __.
94. You’re grounded, young lady! No __ for a whole week.
95. Young lady, we do not allow __ at the dinner table.

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Family Edition White Cards List

1. “Baby Shark” on repeat forever.
2. A 40-piece Chicken McNuggets.
3. A baby with a full mustache.
4. A balloon filled with chili.
5. A bear.
6. A big rock.
7. A big sad dragon with no friends.
8. A big wet kiss from Great Aunt Sharon.
9. A big whiny cry-baby.
10. A big, and I mean BIG turtle.
11. A big, fat, wiggly, squishy, talking, screaming turd.
12. A bird pooping on the president’s head.
13. A black hole.
14. A bountiful harvest of squashes and corns.
15. A bra.
16. A bunch of dead squirrels on a trampoline.
17. A burrito smoothie.
18. A butt that eats underwear.
19. A caverperson named Helen.
20. A chicken that has pickles as horns and a butt the size of a bus.
21. A cloud that rains diarrhea.
22. A corn dog.
23. A couch that eats children.
24. A cow.
25. A cowboy who is half boy, half cow.
26. A cursed llama with no eyes.
27. A dead body.
28. A dead whale.
29. A Democrat.
30. A dinosaur that is pooping but doesn’t know it is pooping.
31. A dog that stares into eternal nothingness.
32. A doll that pees real pee!
33. A fake kid made out of wood.
34. A flamethrower.
35. A gerbil named “Gerbil.”
36. A glorious beard.
37. A horse with no legs.
38. A hot air balloon powered by fart gas.
39. A hug.
40. A huge honkin’ carrot.
41. A hundred screaming monkeys.
42. A long, hot pee.
43. A long, long snake.
44. A naked lady in a painting.
45. A nice, warm glass of pee.
46. A Pokémon Named “Jim.”
47. A poop as big as Mom.
48. A pregnant person.
49. A Pringle.
50. A Republican.
51. A scoop of tuna.
52. A screaming soccer dad.
53. A statue of a naked guy.
54. A super angry cat I found outside.
55. A truck.
56. A turd that just won’t flush.
57. A whole thing of cottage cheese.
58. Abraham Lincoln.
59. Acting kinda sus.
60. Aliens.
61. All of your teeth falling out.
62. An eggy smell.
63. An invisible giant who takes giant, visible poops.
64. An old, dirty cat with bad breath.
65. An order of mozzarella sticks.
66. An owl that hates you.
67. Anime.
68. Anti-vaxxers.
69. Ariana Grande.
70. Aunt Linda.
71. Baby Yoda.
72. Bad parenting.
73. Balls.
74. Barf.
75. Barfing into a popcorn bucket.
76. Batman.
77. Beautiful Grandma.
78. Beer.
79. Being a dinosaur.
80. Being dead.
81. Being fake.
82. Being famous on YouTube.
83. Being French, hoh-hoh-hoh!
84. Being super serious right now.
85. Bench pressing a horse.
86. Beyoncé.
87. Big butt cheeks filled with poop.
88. Big Randy.
89. Big, juicy pimples.
90. Big, slappy hands.
91. Billie Eilish.
92. Biting a rich person.
93. Blasting my math teacher into the sun.
94. Bleeding.
95. Blowing up the Moon.
96. Bombs.
97. Boobies.
98. Boogers.
99. Boys.
100. Braiding my armpit hair.
101. Building a ladder of hot dogs to the moon.
102. Burning books.
103. Bursting into flames.
104. Butt hair.
105. Butt surgery.
106. Butthole.
107. Butts of all shapes and sizes.
108. Calling 9-1-1.
109. Cat pee.
110. Cavities.
111. Cheeto fingers.
112. Chest hair.
113. China.
114. Chugging a gallon of milk and then vomiting a gallon of milk.
115. Chungo, the talking gorilla.
116. Chunks.
117. Cigarettes.
118. Clams.
119. Climate change.
120. Climbing into a cow’s butt.
121. Cocktail weenies.
122. Coffee.
123. Cold, wet garlic bread.
124. Coming back from the dead.
125. Complaining.
126. Cool sunglasses.
127. Covering my body with vaseline and sliding on the floor like a slug.
128. Covering myself with ketchup and mustard because I am a hot dog.
129. Crab-walking from the toilet to get more toilet paper.
130. Cream.
131. Cringe.
132. Crying in the bathroom.
133. Dad’s famous poops.
134. Dad’s meatloaf.
135. Dancing with my son.
136. Deep-frying Dad’s laptop.
137. Defecating on the neighbor’s lawn.
138. Destroying the planet.
139. Diaper beans.
140. Diarrhea.
141. Dinner.
142. Divorce.
143. Doing crimes and going to jail.
144. Doing karate.
145. Dora the Explorer.
146. Drama!
147. Dreaming about boys.
148. Drinking a whole bottle of ranch.
149. Drinking out of the toilet and eating garbage.
150. Dumbness.
151. Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson.
152. Dying of old age.
153. Ear wax.
154. Eating a burger while farting on a manatee.
155. Eating a ham and cheese sandwich on March 24, 2022.
156. Eating a lightning bug to gain its lightning powers.
157. Eating a rock, getting the rock stuck in your stomach, swallowing a second rock to push out the first rock, then getting that rock stuck, and then having to go to the emergency room.
158. Eating a whole roll of toilet paper.
159. Eating bicycles to somehow become famous.
160. Eating pasta out of my pants.
161. Eating people.
162. Eating toenail clippings.
163. Egg salad.
164. Eight hours of video games.
165. Elegant party hats.
166. Ellen.
167. Emotions.
168. Evil.
169. Exploding.
170. Extra-warm Pepsi
171. Extremely tight underpants.
172. Failure.
173. Fake news.
174. Falling in love with a hot dog.
175. Falling off a mountain.
176. Famous peanut scientist George Washington Carver.
177. Farting a lot today.
178. Farting and walking away.
179. Farting, barfing, and passing out.
180. Fartus Magnismus, God of beans.
181. Fat stacks of cash.
182. Feet.
183. Feminism.
184. Filling my butt with spaghetti.
185. Finding Waldo.
186. Fire farts.
187. Flamin’ Hot Cheetos.
188. Flushing myself down the toilet.
189. FOOOOD FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!
190. Forgetting to put on underwear.
191. Freeing a fart from its butt prison.
192. Freeing all the animals from the zoo.
193. Garbage.
194. Germs.
195. Getting a girlfriend.
196. Getting a skull tattoo.
197. Getting crushed by a piano.
198. Getting hit by an airplane.
199. Getting hit in the face with a soccer ball.
200. Getting kicked in the nuts.
201. Getting launched into space.
202. Getting married.
203. Getting my ponytail stuck in my butt.
204. Getting naked.
205. Getting run over by a train.
206. Getting scalded in the face with hot beans.
207. Getting shot out of a cannon.
208. Getting slapped with a fish.
209. Getting stuck in the toilet.
210. Getting sucked into a jet engine.
211. Getting trampled by horses.
212. Giggling and farting and slurping milkshakes.
213. Girls.
214. Giving wedgies to my haters.
215. Glen’s fabulous body.
216. Gluing my butt cheeks together.
217. Gluten.
218. Goblins.
219. Going around sniffing people’s armpits.
220. Going bald.
221. Going beast mode.
222. Going live on Zoom without pants on.
223. Going night-night.
224. Going to Hell.
225. Going to the emergency room.
226. GOOOAAALLL!!!!!
227. Grandma panties.
228. Grandpa.
229. Guacamole.
230. Ham.
231. Hanging out with Zendaya.
232. Happiness.
233. Happy daddies with happy sandals.
234. Harry Potter.
235. Having a baby.
236. Having a really big head.
237. Having many husbands.
238. Having no bones.
239. Having no friends.
240. Having no idea what’s going on.
241. Having too many fingers.
242. Hogs.
243. Homework.
244. Horrible allergies.
245. Hot gossip.
246. Hot lava.
247. Hot wet garbage.
248. Hot, fresh doodies.
249. Hot, juicy broccoli farts.
250. How much wood a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
251. How school slowly breaks your spirit and drains your will to live.
252. Huge pants.
253. Hunky men.
254. Ice pee.
255. Idiots.
256. Illegal drugs.
257. Jesus.
258. JOHN CENAAAA!
259. John Wilkes Booth.
260. Joining the army.
261. JoJo Siwa.
262. Josh.
263. Kevin’s mom.
264. Kissing mom on the lips.
265. Knives.
266. LeBron James
267. Legs.
268. Lice.
269. Licking a goat.
270. Licking a used bandaid.
271. Lighting stuff on fire.
272. Like a million alligators.
273. Likes.
274. Lil Nas X.
275. Literally dying from the smell of a fart.
276. Literally ruining my life.
277. Living in a pineapple under the sea.
278. Living in the dumpster.
279. Locking Mother in the pantry.
280. Looking into people’s windows.
281. Love.
282. Lovingly placing two bagel bites over the eyes of my dead brother.
283. Magical corn that makes you fart rainbows.
284. Making the bathroom smell.
285. Making the bees angry.
286. Many wolves.
287. Mashing a banana into your belly button.
288. Math.
289. Mayonnaise.
290. Me, your dad.
291. Me.
292. Meat blindness.
293. “Meatballs,
     meatballs,
     meatballs!”
294. Mom’s butt.
295. Mom’s friend, Donna.
296. Mom’s new haircut.
297. Mom’s spaghetti.
298. Money.
299. Mooing.
300. Moving to Ohio.
301. Murdering.
302. My annoying brother.
303. My annoying sister.
304. My big donkey brother.
305. My chainsaw.
306. My dang kids.
307. My ex-wife.
308. My father, who is a walrus.
309. My friend Steve.
310. My future husband.
311. My girlfriend, who goes to another school.
312. My parents.
313. My sister’s stupid boyfriend.
314. My strong, terrifying daughter.
315. My whole body getting big and strong and beautiful.
316. Naked people.
317. Nasty Cousin Amber.
318. Never showering.
319. Niagara falls, but with diarrhea instead of water.
320. Ninjas.
321. Nipples.
322. Not breathing.
323. Not wearing pants.
324. Nothing.
325. Nuclear war.
326. Obama.
327. Old Jim’s Steamy Butt Sauce.
328. Old people.
329. One long hair growing out of a mole.
330. One tough mama.
331. One weird lookin’ toe.
332. Only beans.
333. Outback Steakhouse.
334. Overthrowing the government.
335. Pantaloons.
336. Pee-pee.
337. Peeing in a glorious golden arc.
338. Peeing in my backpack.
339. Peeing in the cat’s litter box.
340. Peeing into everyone’s mouth.
341. Peeing on my poopy.
342. Peeing sand.
343. Peer pressure.
344. Person milk.
345. Picking my nose and eating it.
346. Pink eye.
347. Pirate music.
348. Playing trumpet for the mayor.
349. Poison.
350. Politics.
351. Poo-poo.
352. Poop from the sky
353. Pooping barf forever.
354. Pooping in a bag and lighting it on fire.
355. Pork.
356. Practicing kissing.
357. Principal Butthead.
358. Puberty.
359. Punching a guy through a wall.
360. Punching everyone.
361. Putting an apple in a little boy’s mouth and roasting him for dinner.
362. Putting my butt on stuff.
363. Questioning authority.
364. Racism, sexism, and homophobia.
365. Raisins.
366. Rated-R stuff.
367. Ratzilla.
368. Reading my sister’s diary.
369. Really bad Dad jokes.
370. Releasing the falcons!
371. Respecting personal boundaries.
372. Rich people.
373. Rubbing lotion on a hairless cat.
374. Running full speed into a wall.
375. Sacrificing Uncle Tim.
376. Sadness.
377. Salmon.
378. Santa Claus.
379. Saving up my boogers for ten years and then building the world’s largest booger.
380. Saying “I love you.”
381. Saying mean stuff and making people feel bad.
382. School.
383. Science.
384. Screaming at birds.
385. Screaming into a can of Pringles.
386. Screaming the F-word.
387. Seymour Butts.
388. Sharks with legs.
389. Shaving Dad’s back.
390. Shoplifting.
391. Showing everyone my butt.
392. Shrek.
393. Shutting up.
394. Silence.
395. Sitting atop a pile of tuna, like some kind of tuna queen.
396. Sitting on a cake.
397. Sitting on the toilet and going poop.
398. Slapping my huge belly.
399. Slapping that butt.
400. “Slappy Spatchy, the game where you slap each other with spatulas.
     Learn more at www.SlappySpatchy.com.”
401. Slowly turning into cheese.
402. Smelling like onions.
403. Sniffing a dog’s butt.
404. Snot bubbles.
405. Some freakin’ privacy.
406. Some weird guy.
407. Space lasers.
408. Spending my parent’s hard-earned money.
409. Spider-Man.
410. Spiders.
411. Spinning and barfing.
412. Spit.
413. Squeezing a lemon into my eye.
414. Squirty cheese.
415. Stealing dead bodies from the morgue.
416. Stealing Mom’s credit card.
417. Stinky Martha, the superhero that nobody likes.
418. Stuff.
419. Stuffing my underwear with pancakes.
420. Sucking at life.
421. Swallowing a bunch of popcorn kernels and shooting them out of my butt like a machine gun.
422. Swords.
423. Taking a dump in the backyard and blaming it on the dog.
424. Taking a dump in the pool.
425. Taking a selfie.
426. Taking out my eyeballs.
427. Teaching a chicken to kill.
428. Teeny, tiny turds.
429. That there tarantula.
430. The baby.
431. The babysitter.
432. The bacon.
433. The beautiful potato.
434. The British.
435. The bus driver.
436. The country of Bolivia.
437. The Dark Lord.
438. The dentist.
439. The doll that watches me sleep.
440. The entire state of Texas.
441. The fifth graders.
442. The first female President of the United States of America.
443. The floor.
444. The freedom of speech.
445. The garbage man.
446. The gluteus maximus.
447. The government.
448. The gym teacher.
449. The huge, stupid moon.
450. The humble earthworm.
451. The ice cream man.
452. The longest tongue in the world.
453. The loose skin at the joint of the elbow known as “the weenus.”
454. The lunch lady.
455. The middle finger.
456. The octopus stuck to my face.
457. The old man with the rake who lives down the dark and winding road.
458. The oppressive system of capitalism.
459. The police.
460. The power of the Dark Side.
461. The Russians.
462. The sweet honking or Karen’s bassoon.
463. The terrible winter of 1609.
464. The way Grandpa smells.
465. The way I feel when I see Kyle.
466. The wettest fart you ever heard.
467. The whole family.
468. The woman I’m going to marry one day.
469. Thick, nasty burps.
470. This goat, who is my friend.
471. This pumpkin.
472. This stupid game.
473. Three glasses of red wine.
474. Throwing stuff at other stuff.
475. Throwing up double peace signs with my besties at Starbucks.
476. TikTok.
477. Toe jam.
478. Tombus, the Talking rhombus.
479. Tongue kissing.
480. Total crap.
481. Total world domination.
482. Triangles.
483. True love’s kiss.
484. Trying to catch that dang raccoon.
485. Turning 40.
486. Twerking.
487. Uncle Bob.
488. Unleashing a hell demon that will destroy our world.
489. Uranus.
490. Using balloons as boobies.
491. Using my butt as a microwave.
492. Violating the dress code.
493. Violence.
494. Waking up inside of a spider web.
495. WAR!
496. Wearing high heels.
497. Whatever Dad does at work.
498. Whispering secrets to my best friend, Turkey.
499. Who cares.
500. Wiping my butt.
501. Witchcraft.
502. Work.
503. You.
504. Your face.
505. Your mom!

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