Dirty Minds Game Questions: More Innocent Than You Think!

A dirty mind is hidden in everyone’s heads and waits for something like this game to get exposed. We tend to think of dirty answers for specific questions, who in fact are pretty innocent. Now, Dirty Minds tests how naughty that brain of yours can get, and does that while using some ingeniously thought prompts. Our job here is to share the best out of the latter, so you have the most fun & embarrassment while playing. Ps. includes a PDF file for you to print out too!

In the meantime, if you’re looking for a more serious type of game to start deep conversations, Truths Untold is one of the best ones out there!

Dirty Minds Questions

1. What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, Delicious, and contains thin whitish liquid? _______________ (Answer: Coconut)
2. What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky? ______________ (Answer: Bubble gum)
3. You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. ____________ (Answer: Tent) 
4. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you’re bored. The best man always has me first. ______________ (Answer: A wedding ring)
5. I come in many sizes. Sometimes, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good. _______________ (Answer: Nose)
6. What word starts with an ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ & if you don’t get it, you have to use your hand. _________________ (Answer: Fork)
7. What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love? _______________ (Answer: Heart)
8. I have fuzzy balls Someone’s going to be beaten. You start off with love, but that doesn’t last… _____________ (Answer: Tennis)
9. I’m long, hard, and powered by batteries, I give off a steady stream, and people grope for me in the dark. ____________ (Answer:  Torch)
10. Playing with me long enough could make you go blind – you have to stick something in my slot before you get started – playing with my joystick can give you a cramp. What am I? ____________ (Answer: Video game)
11. Press the right button and I’ll come all over your face – I usually get spread over your hairy parts – when you wipe me off, I get white stuff on your towel. What am I? _____________ (Answer: Shaving cream)
12. Can be hard or soft and still get it off – finger my plunger and I’ll come in your hand – I always come in hotel bathrooms. What am I? _____________ (Answer: Soap dispenser)
13. You suck on me with your mouth – I can’t stay hard forever – there’s sometimes lipstick on my stick when you’re done. What am I? __________ (Answer: Icepole)
14. The situation was alarming. several large men had to go down on me. At least most of them were wearing rubbers and raincoats before they wrapped their legs around me. – What am I? ___________ (Answer: Firepole)
15. I start with “C” – I end with “T” – I stand for pussy, what am I? _____________ (Answer: Cat)
16. My shaft is long and tasty – you can shove me in your split – the older I am, the softer I get, what am I? ______________ (Answer: A banana)
17. They are all fakes and Dolly Parton has some big ones. it can cost you a lot of money for a good one, but at least you can pick the size and color. ____________ (Answer: A wig)
18. There it was. Six inches of pure delight beckoned me to take it in my mouth. I ran my tongue around it and its sweet nuts, but the longer I sucked on it, the smaller it got!. What am I? ____________ (Answer: A chocolate bar)
19. When I go down on you, you won’t be happy. If you’re on me, the whole world is your oyster, but be careful, without protection, you might catch something nasty. What am I? _______________ (Answer: Internet)
20. What’s a thing that you can find in a man’s pants but not in a woman’s? _____________ (Answer: Pockets)
21. Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Donald Trump has a small one. And Madonna doesn’t have one at all. What is it? ____________ (Answer: Last name)
22. What gets longer if pulled, fits snuggly between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, chokes people when used incorrectly, and works really well when jerked? ______________ (Answer: A seat belt)
23. What does every woman have that starts with ‘V’ and that she can use to get whatever she wants? ______________ (Answer: Voice)
24. A cow has four of them but a woman has just two. What is it? ______________ (Answer: Legs)
25. It’s fun to do but you hate knowing your parents do it too. What is it? ____________ (Answer: Facebook)
26. What is more rewarding when it’s long and hard? _____________ (A college education)
27. What’s white, sticky, and better to spit than to swallow? ____________ (Answer: Toothpaste)
28. It starts with the letter “P” and ends with “O.R.N”. I play a major role in the film industry. What am I? ______________ (Answer: Popcorn)
29. I work with briefs and I’m amazing when using my mouth. What am I? ______________ (Answer: A lawyer)
30. What are the two most important holes in a woman? _____________ (Answer: Nostrils)
31. You turn me on when you fiddle with my knobs. You have to change positions sometimes to improve. ______________ (Answer: Radio)
32. After you turn me on, I get hot. I’m of no use until you screw me. If I’m not in tight, I could fall out. _______________ (Answer: Lightbulb)
33. If you see me in bed, you whack me off. The bigger I am, the louder you’ll scream. _______________ (Answer: Spider)
34. If you hammer me, I’ll throb. If I’m points up, the answer is ‘Yes’. If I’m points down, the answer is ‘No’. ______________ (Answer: Magic 8-Ball)
35. I’m spread before I’m eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes lick my nuts. ________________ (Answer: Peanut butter)
36. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I’m called a swinger. ________________ (Crane)
37. Over 1,000 people went down on me. I wasn’t maiden for long. A big hard thing ripped me open. ______________ (Answer: Titanic)
38. When I go in, I can produce pain. I cause you to spit and ask that you don’t swallow. I can fill your hole. ___________ (Answer: Dentist)
39. For a long time, it’s in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Everyone goes down on me. ______________ (Answer: Elevator)
40. I vibrate. I’m a lot of fun between your legs. I can handle two at a time. ___________________ (Answer: Motorcycle)
41. I’m good at faking it. I get spread before I’m eaten. I sometimes come in the tub. __________________ (Answer: Margarine)
42. You push me in, pull me out, then tie me up when you’re done. I come in different colors. _________________ (Answer: Shoelace)
43. I’m big and thick. You wrap your hands around me to enjoy me. When I get hot, I’m ready to go. _______________ (Answer: Coffee mug)
44. I’m round and juicy, with a pit in the middle. People love to eat me, and sometimes I’m messy. What am I? ___________ (Answer: Peach)
45. I come in a variety of shapes and sizes. Some people prefer me warm, while others like me cold. What am I? ___________________ (Answer: Pizza)

You deserve some drinks after such embarrassment and hilarious questions. Why drink alone when you could play a drinking game as cool as Sip & Challenge instead?

Final Thoughts

Friendly advice: answer with the second thing that comes into your mind. The first one is probably dirty, mate, and that’s the opposite of what Dirty Minds is about. You’re probably fascinated with how incredibly well-though-out all these questions are, so you will probably have the most laughs you’ve had in forever!