Smarty Pants Pack Cards Against Humanity Card List

Surprisingly, Cards Against Humanity is the kid’s favorite card game too – the family-friendly editions, indeed. Smarty Pants Pack is a mini-expansion of 30 cards made for ages 8+, all about stupid teachers, the volume of a sphere, the school clubs, and more. In particular, this 2023 game has 5 black cards and 25 white ones, and they will most likely be mixed with the CAH Family Edition.

Parents, when the kids are asleep, you deserve to play a drinking game. Sip & Challenge, a bundle of 4 editions, is the right choice.

Smarty Pants Black Cards List

1. Alright, class. Projects are due this Friday, and don’t forget: you get extra credit for _______!
2. Archaeologists now believe that Ancient Egyptians worshipped _______.
3. Behold, I have pulled the sword from the stone! I am now the King of _______.
4. “Hey Mom? Can you sign this permission slip for _______?”
5. I am very smart. I am currently reading a 500-page book about _______.

Smarty Pants White Cards List

1. A gerbil-powered spanking machine.
2. A rectal thermometer.
3. An authentic 250-year-old George Washington turd.
4. Angering the gods.
5. Calculating the volume of a sphere.
6. Dandruff, the forbidden protein.
7. Dead dead dead dinosaurs.
8. Former President Donald Trump.
9. Getting my butt stuck in a black hole.
10. “Golf 2, now with swords!”
11. How stupid the teacher is.
12. Intelligent kids, such as myself.
13. Math camp.
14. No longer going to school because I already know everything.
15. Pingus Pongus, God of Ping Pong.
16. Plagiarism.
17. Pronouns.
18. Separating a baby corn from its mother.
19. Setting stuff on fire with your MIND.
20. “Showgurt:the yogurt that makes you tap dance.”
21. Stress.
22. Sucking at sports.
23. The president of Chess Club.
24. THE SUN!
25. Wearing glasses and sounding smart.

Other Card List Recommendations

You might think that we only made a card list for the kid-friendly games, so you could prove if it’s really kid-appropriate, but no. We’ve almost made a card list for each pack of Cards Against Humanity, and we’re pretty proud of that!

• Main Game card list;
• The Family Edition card list;
• 100th Anniversary Edition card list;
• Glow In The Dark card list
• The Hot Box card list;
• The Everything Box card list;
• The Absurd Box card list;
• The Red Box card list;
• The Blue Box card list;
• The Green Box card list;
• The Dad Pack card list;
• The Period Pack card list;
• The Ass Pack card list;
• The Geek Pack card list;
• Weed Pack card list;
• Pride Pack card list;
• 90s Nostalgia Pack card list;
• 2000s Nostalgia Pack;
• The Food Pack card list;
• The Sci-fi Pack card list;
• Theatre Pack card list;
• The A.I. Pack card list;
• The Scary Pack card list;
• The College Pack card list;
• World Wide Web Pack card list;
• The Picture Card Pack 1 card list ;
• The Picture Card Pack 2 card list;
• The Picture Card Pack 3 card list;
• The Climate Catastrophe Pack card list;
• More Cards Against Humanity card list;
• Out Of Line card list;
• Movie Night Box card list;
• Retail Product card list;
• Clam-O-Naise card list;
• Written By Kids Pack card list;