Noodles Against Humanity Asian Edition With 278 Cards

As y’all are informed already, Asian is a term used for ethnic, national, or racial groups with origins in Asia. Just like all other nations and, really, any groups of people, Asians have their own characteristics and cultural features too. To embrace these elements and to make a few jokes about them, we’ve made Noodles Against Humanity, an Asian Edition of Cards Against Humanity. 

This one’s a card game that has a total of 278 cards, specifically 94 black cards and 184 white ones. The content includes everything that identifies asians (in a sarcastic way, of course): the over-protective parents, saying itadakimasu in almost every situation, even the awkward ones,  the pressure to get married, K-drama, slurping noodles, ASMR mukbangs, piano recitals, and hundreds more!

Well, not all asians can play this card game though, despite the name… Noodles Against Humanity can only be played by people who are 17 or older, because of the adult language used in the cards, which let’s be real, we love, and you love as well! 

Gameplay

• Mate, start by having 2 or 3 players at least. Yes, the official rules say 4 to 20+ players, we’re aware.
• Let one player be the Card Czar (game judge) per round.
• Deal everyone else 7 white cards and let the Card Czar read the black card of the round.
• Once the black card is read, everyone should submit one white card they think makes the best combination. 

Winning

Once all white cards have been submitted, the Card Czar picks their favorite, and that gets one awesome point. When the haiku is made, whoever has the most awesome points wins Noodles Against Humanity!

Black card examples:

• My mum thinks ______________ means failure.
• Auntie said I’ll never get married if I keep ___________________.
• You know you’re at an Asian party when there’s __________________.
• The reason I flopped my piano recital was __________________.
• If you haven’t been beaten with ______________, are you even Asian?
• My family’s idea of a relaxing holiday is _________________.

White card examples:

• Humanities and the art majors;
• K-dramas and emotional damage;
• Texting “ok” in the family group chat to avoid conflict;
• The panicked “where are you??” call after 9 p.m.
• A kitchen drawer full of soy sauce packages;
• Moaning “itadakimasu” mid-hookup