Cards Against Humanity Main Game 3.0 Card List

Nevertheless, you’re all familiar with CAH, a detailed card list doesn’t hurt! The game was first released in 2010 as a Kickstarter, although they say it has been around since 1923, so the 100th Anniversary edition makes sense. The latest version of the main game, 3.0, contains 100 black cards and 500 white cards, and all 600 of them can be read on the card list below.

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Cards Against Humanity Black Cards List

1. ______ + ______ = ______.
2. ______ is a slippery slope that leads to ______.
3. ______: kid-tested, mother-approved.
4. ______: Mwah.
5. ______. High five, bro.
6. A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without ______.
7. A successful job interview begins with a firm handshake and ends with ______.
8. And the Academy Award for ______ goes to ______.
9. And today’s soup is Cream of ______.
10. Arby’s: We Have ______.
11. As reparations for slavery, all African Americans will receive ______.
12. As the mom of five rambunctious boys, I’m no stranger to ______.
13. Attention Target shoppers. Unfortunately, we will be closing early due to ______.
14. Bitch, you’re nasty. You’re disgusting. You’re ______. Go home, bitch.
15. Brought to you by Bud Light®, the Official Beer of ______.
16. But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you ______.
17. Check me out, yo! I call this dance move “______.”
18. Coming to Broadway this season, ______: The Musical.
19. Daddy, why is mommy crying?
20. Designers! For this week’s challenge, you must make a dress designed for ______.
21. Don’t forget! Beginning this week, Casual Friday will officially become “______ Friday.”
22. Dude, do not go in that bathroom. There’s ______ in there.
23. Dudes. I just found out that ______ is ______.
24. During high school, I never really fit in until I found ______ club.
25. During his midlife crisis, my dad got really into ______.
26. During sex, I like to think about ______.
27. For my next trick, I will pull ______ out of ______.
28. Fun tip! When your man asks you to go down on him, try surprising him with ______ instead.
29. “Here is the church. Here is the steeple. Open the doors. And there is ______.”
30. Hey guys, welcome to Chili’s! Would you like to start the night off right with ______?
31. Holy shit! My video of ______ has ten million views!
32. How did I lose my virginity?
33. Howdy, neighbor! Couldn’t help but notice you struggling with ______. Need a hand?
34. Hulu’s new reality show features twelve hot singles living with ______.
35. I drink to forget ______.
36. I never truly understood ______ until I encountered ______.
37. I’m going on a cleanse this week. Nothing but kale juice and ______.
38. I’m Lebron James, and when I’m not slamming dunks, I love ______.
39. I’m no doctor, but I’m pretty sure what you’re suffering from is called “______.”
40. I’m sorry, Mrs. Brown, but I couldn’t complete my homework because of ______.
41. I’m sorry, sir, but we don’t allow ______ at the country club.
42. I’m Tony Robbins, and over the next sixty minutes, I’m going to teach you how to harness the power of ______!
43. If at first, you don’t succeed, try ______.
44. If you can’t be with the one you love, love ______.
45. If you like ______, YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK.
46. Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children ______.
47. Introducing the amazing superhero/sidekick duo! It’s ______ and ______!
48. Introducing X-Treme Baseball! It’s like baseball, but with ______!
49. Just once, I’d like to hear you say “Thanks, Mom. Thanks for ______.”
50. Just saw this upsetting video! Please share!! #stop______
51. Kids, I don’t need drugs to get high. I’m high on ______.
52. Lifetime® presents “______: the Story of ______.”
53. Lovin’ you is easy ’cause you’re ______.
54. Make a haiku.
55. Mamma Mia. Here I go again. My my! How can I resist ______?
56. Man, this is bullshit. Fuck ______.
57. Mitch McConnell can’t cum without ______.
58. Mr. and Mrs. Diaz, we called you in because we’re concerned about Cynthia. Are you aware that your daughter is ______?
59. My country, ’tis of thee, sweet land of ______.
60. My favorite sex position is called “______-style.”
61. My fellow Americans: Before this decade is out, we will have ______ on the moon!
62. My name is Peter Parker. I was bitten by a radioactive spider, and now I’m ______.
63. My new favorite porn star is Joey “______” McGee.
64. Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of ______.
65. Next on ESPN2: The World Series of ______.
66. Not to brag, but I’ve been called the “Picasso of ______.”
67. Oh no! Siri, how do I fix ______?
68. Old MacDonald had ______. E-I-E-I-O.
69. Parents are concerned about a new YouTube craze known as the “______ Challenge.”
70. Premiering tonight: NBC’s new heartfelt drama, This Is ______.
71. “Step 1: ______. Step 2: ______. Step 3: Profit.”
72. Summer lovin’, had me a blast. ______, happened so fast.
73. That’s right, I killed ______. How, you ask? ______.
74. The class field trip was completely ruined by ______.
75. The Five Stages of Grief: denial, anger, bargaining, ______, acceptance.
76. The new Chevy Tahoe. With the power and space to take ______ everywhere you go.
77. The secret to a lasting marriage is communication, communication, and ______.
78. “This is the way the world ends. This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but with ______.”
79. This is your captain speaking. Fasten your seatbelts and prepare for ______.
80. This season at Steppenwolf, Samuel Beckett’s classic existential play: Waiting for ______.
81. Today on Maury: “Help! My son is ______!”
82. Uh, hey guys, I know this was my idea, but I’m having serious doubts about ______.
83. Well if ______ is a crime, then lock me up!
84. What brought the orgy to a grinding halt?
85. What ended my last relationship?
86. What made my first kiss so awkward?
87. What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?
88. What’s my secret power?
89. What’s that sound?
90. What’s the best metaphor for our political system?
91. What’s the most emo?
92. What’s there a ton of in heaven?
93. When I pooped, what came out of my butt?
94. White people like ______.
95. WHOOO! God damn I love ______!
96. Why am I sticky?
97. Why can’t I sleep at night?
98. Why do I hurt all over?
99. Why is Brett so sweaty?
100. Your dreams are one click away! Learn more at ______.com.

Cards Against Humanity White Cards List

1. 50 mg of Zoloft daily.
2. 50,000 volts straight to the nipples.
3. 8 oz. of Mexican black-tar heroin.
4. A big black dick.
5. A bird that shits human turds.
6. A bitch slap.
7. A Bop It™.
8. A brain tumor.
9. A burrito that’s just sour cream.
10. A cat video so cute that your eyes roll back and your spine slides out of your anus.
11. A certain je ne sais quoi.
12. A cis man playing a trans woman.
13. A cock-hungry cumslut.
14. A disappointing birthday party.
15. A disappointing salad.
16. A DIY vasectomy.
17. A drone strike.
18. A fetus.
19. A Fleshlight.
20. A fuck-ton of almonds.
21. A good sniff.
22. A good, strong gorilla.
23. A gossamer stream of jizz that catches the light as it arcs through the morning air.
24. A homoerotic volleyball montage.
25. A little boy who won’t shut the fuck up about dinosaurs.
26. A live studio audience.
27. A loser like you.
28. A man in yoga pants with a ponytail and feather earrings.
29. A man on the brink of orgasm.
30. A Mexican.
31. A micropenis.
32. A micropig wearing a tiny raincoat and booties.
33. A middle-aged man on roller skates.
34. A mistake.
35. A pangender octopus who roams the cosmos in search of love.
36. A passionate Latino lover.
37. A plunger to the face.
38. A positive attitude!
39. A really cool hat.
40. A sad fat dragon with no friends.
41. A sorry excuse for a father.
42. A stray pube.
43. A Super Soaker™ full of cat pee.
44. A supportive touch on the lower back.
45. A sweaty, panting leather daddy.
46. A three-way with my wife and Shaquille O’Neal.
47. A time-traveling Chinese general from the Shang Dynasty.
48. A tiny horse.
49. A toilet.
50. A whole thing of butter.
51. A windmill full of corpses.
52. Active listening.
53. Actually getting shot, for real.
54. Adderall®.
55. Agriculture.
56. AIDS.
57. Alcoholism.
58. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.
59. All the dudes I’ve fucked.
60. All these decorative pillows.
61. An all-white jury.
62. An AR-15 assault rifle.
63. An empowered woman.
64. An endless stream of diarrhea.
65. An erection that lasts longer than four hours.
66. An inability to form meaningful relationships.
67. An Oedipus complex.
68. An old guy who’s almost dead.
69. An older man with a lot of money.
70. An older woman who knows her way around the penis.
71. An unwanted pregnancy.
72. Announcing that I am about to cum.
73. Applying topical ointment to my grandfather’s infected penis.
74. Ass to mouth.
75. Assassinating the president.
76. Assaulting a police officer.
77. Aunt Jemima’s® racist pancake sauce.
78. Auschwitz.
79. Authentic Mexican cuisine.
80. Awesome pictures of planets and stuff.
81. Backing over a kid with the Buick.
82. Balls.
83. Barack Obama.
84. Barely making $25,000 a year.
85. BATMAN!
86. Bearing many strong sons to work the potato fields.
87. Bees?
88. Being a busy adult with many important things to do.
89. Being a dick to children.
90. Being a motherfucking sorcerer.
91. Being a woman.
92. Being fat and stupid.
93. Being fucking pathetic.
94. Being on fire.
95. Being paralyzed from the neck down.
96. Being popular and good at sports.
97. Big ol’ floppy titties.
98. Birth control.
99. Bitches.
100. Black Jesus.
101. Black people.
102. Blowing my boyfriend so hard he shits.
103. Body image issues.
104. Boneless buffalo wings.
105. Boppin’ my flopper.
106. Braiding three penises into a Twizzler.
107. Brown people.
108. Bubble butt bottom boys.
109. Burgers and pussy.
110. Burning in Hell.
111. Calling the cops on an innocent Black man.
112. Cardi B.
113. Cards Against Humanity.
114. Casually suggesting a threesome.
115. Changing a person’s mind with logic and facts.
116. Child labor.
117. Child support payments.
118. Chinese state propaganda.
119. Chugging a lava lamp.
120. Climbing a telephone pole and becoming one with the T-Mobile network.
121. Cocaine for lunch.
122. Coming out as non-binary and nobody caring.
123. Committing suicide.
124. Committing treason.
125. Complaining.
126. Consensual sex.
127. Converting to Islam.
128. Corporate America.
129. Costco.
130. Covering myself with Parmesan cheese and chili flakes because I am pizza.
131. COVID-19.
132. Crab.
134. Cringe.
135. Crippling debt.
136. Critical race theory.
137. Crucifixion.
138. Crumbs all over the god damn carpet.
139. Cumming deep and hard inside a Cobb salad.
140. Cyanide.
141. Da clurb.
142. Daddy going away forever.
143. Daddy issues.
144. Daddy’s belt.
145. Daniel Radcliffe’s delicious asshole.
146. Danny DeVito.
147. Dark and mysterious forces beyond our control.
148. Dead birds everywhere.
149. Dead parents.
150. Depression.
151. Dick fingers.
152. Dick pics.
153. Diversity, equity, and inclusion.
154. Doin’ it in the butt.
155. Doing crimes.
156. Doing drugs with my kids.
157. Doing white people shit with a bunch of white people.
158. Doo-doo.
159. Drinking alone.
160. Drinking gasoline to see what it tastes like.
161. Drinking out of the toilet and eating garbage.
162. Drinking ten 5-hour ENERGYs® to get fifty continuous hours of energy.
163. Dropping a hot doodie out of my turd hole.
164. Drowning the kids in the bathtub.
165. Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson.
166. Dying.
167. Eating a hard-boiled egg out of my husband’s asshole.
168. Eating pebbles, shitting the pebbles, then eating the shit-pebbles, and then shitting those pebbles again.
169. Ejaculating at the apex of a cartwheel.
170. Emerging from the sea and rampaging through Tokyo.
171. Emotions.
172. Erectile dysfunction.
173. Establishing dominance.
174. Ethnic cleansing.
175. Exchanging sex for career advancement.
176. Executing a hostage every hour.
177. Existing as a person of color.
178. Explaining the difference between sex and gender.
179. Extremely tight pants.
180. Fake tits.
181. Farting and walking away.
182. Feeding strawberries to my manslut.
183. Fellowship in Christ.
184. Filling every orifice with butterscotch pudding.
185. Finding a nice elevator to poop in.
186. Finding Waldo.
187. Firing a rifle into the air while balls deep in a squealing hog.
188. Fisting.
189. Floating down the Hudson River with the other garbage.
190. Former President George W. Bush.
191. Fox News.
192. Friction.
193. FuckBread, the bread you can fuck.
194. Fucking all my dad’s friends.
195. Fucking my sister.
196. Fucking the weatherman on live television.
197. Gandalf.
198. Gay conversion therapy.
199. Geese.
200. Gender dysphoria.
201. Generally having no idea what’s going on.
202. Genuine human connection.
203. German dungeon porn.
204. Getting an abortion.
205. Getting caught by the police and going to jail.
206. Getting crushed between Serena Williams’ thighs.
207. Getting crushed by a vending machine.
208. Getting cummed on.
209. Getting decapitated by a helicopter.
210. Getting drugs off the street and into my body.
211. Getting eaten out by a dog.
212. Getting fingered.
213. Getting married, having a few kids, buying some stuff, retiring to Florida, and dying.
214. Getting naked and watching Nickelodeon.
215. Getting really high.
216. Getting serial killed.
217. Ghosts.
218. Giggling like an anime girl.
219. Girls.
220. Giving birth in prison.
221. Giving birth to the Antichrist.
222. Gloryholes.
223. Goat.
224. God.
225. GoGurt®.
226. Going down on a woman, discovering that her vagina is filled with eyeballs, and being totally into that.
227. Grabbing my man by his love handles and fucking his big ass.
228. Grandma.
229. Half-assed foreplay.
230. Harry Potter and all his sexy little friends.
231. Having a stroke.
232. Having an awesome time drinking and driving.
233. Having big dreams but no realistic way to achieve them.
234. Heteronormativity.
235. Holding a pepper grinder for some reason.
236. Holding down a child and farting all over him.
237. Hope.
238. Horse meat.
239. Hospice care.
240. Hot doooooooogs!
241. How amazing it is to be on mushrooms.
242. How bad my daughter fucked up her dance recital.
243. How far I can get my own penis up my butt.
244. Huffing spray paint.
245. Illegal immigrants.
246. Incest.
247. Inserting a Mason jar into my anus.
248. Invading Poland.
249. Irritable bowel syndrome.
250. Italians.
251. Itchy pussy.
252. J.D. Power and his associates.
253. Jazz.
254. Joe Biden.
255. Judge Judy.
256. Just now finding out about the Armenian Genocide.
257. Kamala Harris.
258. Kanye West.
259. Karen.
260. Kayaking with my sluts.
261. Kissing grandma on the forehead and turning off her life support.
262. Korean muscle kings.
263. Laughing over champagne flutes while the poor freeze to death outside.
264. Liberals.
265. Licking things to claim them as your own.
266. Like, a lot of homeless people.
267. Like, whatever.
268. Lips that could suck the chrome off a doorknob.
269. Listening to her problems without trying to solve them.
270. Literally begging to die.
271. Lumberjack fantasies.
272. Lunchables™.
273. Mansplaining.
274. Many bats.
275. Masturbating.
276. Me jubbly bubblies.
277. Memes.
278. Men discussing their feelings in an emotionally healthy way.
279. Men.
280. Menstrual rage.
281. Meth.
282. Mixing M&Ms and Skittles like some kind of psychopath.
283. Moderate-to-severe joint pain.
284. Mooing.
285. More elephant cock than I bargained for.
286. Mouth herpes.
287. Mr. Clean.
288. Mufasa’s death scene.
289. Multiple stab wounds.
290. Murder.
291. My abusive boyfriend who really isn’t so bad once you get to know him.
292. My balls on your face.
293. My Black ass.
294. My bright pink fuckhole.
295. My cat that died.
296. My cheating son-of-a-bitch husband.
297. My ex-wife.
298. My fat daughter.
299. My fuckslave, Reginald.
300. My gay best friend.
301. My good bra.
302. My horny, horny son.
303. My machete.
304. My neck, my back, my pussy, and my crack.
305. My pet scorpion, Tina.
306. My Uber driver, Pavel.
307. My ugly face and bad personality.
308. My vagina.
309. My wife having sex with your wife.
310. Nachos for the table.
311. Nasty shit, like real sick stuff.
312. Natural selection.
313. Nazis.
314. Necrophilia.
315. Nicolas Cage.
316. Nipple blades.
317. Nobody giving a shit about anything anymore.
318. Not reciprocating oral sex.
319. Not vaccinating my children because I am stupid.
320. Object permanence.
321. One titty hanging out.
322. Only dating Asian women.
323. Opposable thumbs.
324. Our dildo.
325. Our mutual friend Brad.
326. Out-of-control teenage blowjob parties.
327. Over 10,000 Guatemalan migrants.
328. Owning and operating a Chili’s® franchise.
329. Pac-Man uncontrollably guzzling cum.
330. Pedophiles.
331. Peeing a little bit.
332. Penis breath.
333. Penis envy.
334. Permanent Orgasm-Face Disorder.
335. Pissing in my thirsty mouth.
336. Pixelated bukkake.
337. Police brutality.
338. Pooping back and forth. Forever.
339. Pooping in a laptop and closing it.
340. Poor people.
341. Potato.
342. Poverty.
343. Prescription painkillers.
344. Preteens.
345. Pretending to be a dentist.
346. Pretending to be straight.
347. Pretending to care.
348. PTSD.
349. Puberty.
350. Pulling out.
351. Putin.
352. Putting children in cages.
353. Putting things where they go.
354. Queefing.
355. Racially-biased SAT questions.
356. Racism.
357. Rectangles.
358. Republicans.
359. Rubbing my bush all over your bald head.
360. Running a child sex trafficking ring out of a pizzeria.
361. Running naked through a mall, pissing and shitting everywhere.
362. Sanding off a man’s nose.
363. Salvation.
364. Satan
365. Saudi oil money.
366. Saying “I love you.”
367. Saying everything is okay when everything is clearly not okay.
368. Science.
369. Seeing Grandma naked.
370. Seeing my father cry.
371. Seeing what happens when you lock people in a room with hungry seagulls.
372. Seething with quiet resentment.
373. Self-identifying as a DJ.
374. Self-loathing.
375. Selling crack to children.
376. Selling weapons to Iran.
377. Seven dead and three in critical condition.
378. Sex with animals.
379. Sexually active band geeks.
380. SHAME!
381. Shutting the fuck up.
382. Sipping kombucha like a smug piece of shit.
383. Sitting on a dick and sipping green tea.
384. Sitting on my face and telling me I’m garbage.
385. Slamming a dunk.
386. Slaughtering innocent civilians.
387. Slender toes begging to be sucked.
388. Smegma.
389. Smelling of cum.
390. Solving problems with violence.
391. Some bitch who loves pineapple.
392. Some douche with an acoustic guitar.
393. Some god damn peace and quiet.
394. Some guy.
395. Some punk kid who stole my turkey sandwich.
396. Some real spicy shramps.
397. Spaghetti? Again?
398. Spirit Airlines.
399. Squirting.
400. Stalin.
401. Staring at a painting and going “hmmmmmmm…”
402. Starting a shitty podcast.
403. Stockholm Syndrome.
404. Stuffing my peehole with Tic Tacs.
405. Swamp ass.
406. Swooping.
407. Taylor Swift.
408. Tearing that ass up like wrapping paper on Christmas morning.
409. Tech bros.
410. Telling a shitty story that goes nowhere.
411. Tentacle porn.
412. That bitch, Stacy.
413. The Amish.
414. The arrival of the pizza.
415. Three dicks at the same time.
416. The baby that ruined my pussy.
417. The Big Bang.
418. The Blood of Christ.
419. The bond between a woman and her horse.
420. The clitoris.
421. The clown that followed me home from the grocery store.
422. The complex geopolitical quagmire that is the Middle East.
423. The Confederate flag.
424. The cool, refreshing taste of Pepsi®.
425. The death penalty.
426. The entire Mormon Tabernacle Choir.
427. The gays.
428. The Grinch.
429. The Hamburglar.
430. The Holy Bible.
431. The illusion of choice in a late-stage capitalist society.
432. The Jews.
433. The Joe Rogan Experience.
434. The KKK.
435. The Kool-Aid Man.
436. The magic of live theatre.
437. The mere concept of Applebee’s®.
438. The milk that comes out of a person.
439. The milkman.
440. The miracle of childbirth.
441. The mixing of the races.
442. The ol’ penis-in-the-popcorn surprise.
443. The only gay person in a hundred miles.
444. The opioid epidemic.
445. The past.
446. The Patriarchy.
447. The Pope.
448. The screams…the terrible screams.
449. The South.
450. The tampon from my vagina.
451. The Three-Fifths Compromise.
452. The tiger that killed my father.
453. The total collapse of the global financial system.
454. The ugliest boy in town.
455. The Underground Railroad.
456. The vanishing line between truth and misinformation.
457. The violation of our most basic human rights.
458. The Wendy’s Spicy Chicken Sandwich.
459. The white man.
460. The whole enchilada.
461. Therapy.
462. These hoes.
463. This week’s mass shooting.
464. Three consecutive seconds of happiness.
465. Three dicks at the same time.
466. Three ounces of clean urine.
467. Throwing a virgin into a volcano.
468. Throwing grapes at a man until he loses touch with reality.
469. Tiny tits that say “Yippee!” when you touch them.
470. Touching a pug right on his penis.
471. Toxic masculinity.
472. Trump.
473. Twenty bucks.
474. Twenty cheerleaders laughing at your tiny penis.
475. Twinks.
476. Two whales fucking the shit out of each other.
477. Unlimited soup, salad, and breadsticks.
478. Using a condom.
479. Viagra®.
480. Vigorous jazz hands.
481. Vomiting mid-blowjob.
482. Vomiting seafood and bleeding anally.
483. Voter fraud.
484. Waking up half-naked in a Denny’s parking lot.
485. Website.
486. Wet dreams.
487. What that mouth do.
488. Whatever a McRib® is made of.
489. White people.
490. White privilege.
491. Whooping your ass at Mario Kart.
492. Wizard music.
493. Women of color.
494. Women’s suffrage.
495. Working in an Amazon warehouse.
496. Working so hard to have muscles and then having them.
497. Worshipping that pussy.
498. Yeast.
499. Your dick in them pants.
500. Your mom.

If you’re looking to go farther CAH and play other fun games that tend to connect you with people, get Truths Untold.

Other Card List Recommendations

The main game is indeed the most important, but that didn’t stop us from making other card lists. Below, you’ll find our card list recommendations, including Cards Against Humanity expansions and more:

• The Family Edition card list;
• 100th Anniversary Edition card list;
• Glow In The Dark card list
• The Hot Box card list;
• The Everything Box card list;
• The Absurd Box card list;
• The Red Box card list;
• The Blue Box card list;
• The Green Box card list;
• The Dad Pack card list;
• The Period Pack card list;
• The Ass Pack card list;
• The Geek Pack card list;
• Weed Pack card list;
• 90s Nostalgia Pack;
• 2000s Nostalgia Pack;
• The Sci-fi Pack card list;
• The A.I. Pack card list;
• The Scary Pack card list;
• The Picture Card Pack 1;
• The Picture Card Pack 2;
• The Picture Card Pack 3;
• The Climate Catastrophe Pack card list;
• More Cards Against Humanity card list;
• Out Of Line card list;
• Movie Night Box card list;
• Retail Product card list;
• Clam-O-Naise card list;