Cards Against Humanity Blank Card Ideas – Even the Dirty Ones

If none of the Cards Against Humanity packs have the perfect set of cards for your humour type, you can always make your own! We have made a list of blank card ideas you could use, or you can at least get inspired by them to create your perfect deck of CAH. All you have to do is write your favorite ones on the Your Shitty Jokes pack, or simply use handmade cards from cardboard pieces. 

Cards Against Humanity Card Ideas

Right below you’ll find cards that capture the original CAH humour, but with unique content. You can find clean prompts here, too, so if you’re playing with someone who’s under 17, or you just want to keep it family-friendly, go through the list and just pick what feels right. 

Black cards:

1. When my wife caught me cheating with _____________, she ______________.
2. In Mexico, you can do ____________ while you’re ________________.
3. What’s the first thing I do when I’m out of prison?
4. Twenty bucks would buy _____________.
5. Why do bitches be trippin’?
6. When I blacked out, I woke up with _____________.
7. All girls love _________________.
8. B*tch better have my ___________.
9. Star Wars Episode 7: _______________. (would go great on Cards Against Star Wars).
10. You should open a restaurant because ____________ is worth 5 stars.
11. _____________ is like heaven in my mouth.
12. What’s the secret to my success?
13. ________? Me gusta.
14. ____________? That’s not gonna fit.
15. ________. It’s what’s for dinner.
16. ______. YOLO.
17. Honey, did you really think it was a good idea to give the kids ________ for Christmas?
18. In truth, 911 was orchestrated by ____________.
19. The greatest tragedy in mankind’s entire history is ___________.
20. Honey? Have you seen my ________?
21. I asked for water, but the waitress gave me _____________.
22. I find your lack of ____________ disturbing.
23. Son, we need to talk. I found ____________ in your bedside drawer and I’m concerned. 
24. Pikachu used ___________. It’s super effective!
25. I’m on a quest to save the world from ____________.
26. When you wake up from a night of heavy drinking, you usually regret ___________.
27. Instead of turkey for Thanksgiving, I will be serving _____________.
28. It was all fun and games until_____________.
29. Love is like ___________.
30. Money can’t buy love, but ____________ can.
31. My favorite YouTube video features ___________.
32. Well, in Whoville they say that the Grinch’s __________ grew three sizes that day.
33. My parents met through a mutual interest in ____________.
34. I’m just doing what I do best: __________.
35. ________: It’s part of a complete breakfast.
36. New from Ben & Jerry’s: ________.
37. Parents, it’s never too late to talk to your kids about the dangers of _____________.
38. It’s ___________ time!
39. Recent legislation from Congress states that ________ is now being considered a vegetable.
40. ________, the new fragrance from Calvin Klein.
41. RESPECT MY ________!
42. Sorry, I can’t have ______________. I’m on a diet.
43. I got a fever and the only prescription is ______________!
44. The best part of waking up is ______________ in your cup.
45. There’s always money in ______________.
46. Never under any circumstances combine alcohol and ______________ on the same night.
47. I love the smell of ________ in the morning.
48. What’s that sound?
49. ________. Not once. Maybe twice, three times, but never just once.
50. If I were a superhero, what would my one weakness be?
51. ________? Dude, that shit’s for faggots.
52. A fatal attraction to ____________.
53. The greatest rap battle in history! ___________ vs. ___________
54. I knew I shouldn’t have dressed up as _________ for Halloween.
55. I’m not a smart man, but I know what __________ is.
56. My favorite bedtime story?
57. To balance the budget, Congress is raising taxes on ______________.
58. Congratulations, you just earned a one-way ticket to _____________.
59. Hot girl summer is over. It’s time for ___________.
60. Head, shoulders, knees, and _____________.
61. Love is ____________!
62. Boys’ night out will always include _____________.
63. Every night children pray for ____________.
64. If at first you don’t succeed, try ______________.
65. What is really at the end of the rainbow?
66.  ___________, the struggle is real.
67.  ____________ was invented by the Mafia!
68. If you go to jail you can count on ___________.
69. All supermarkets should have an aisle just for _____________.
70. I’m not emotionally equipped to deal with ____________. 

White cards:

1. Hookers and cocaine.
2. A black hole of alcoholism.
3. Waking up naked in jail.
4. Hermione’s inner thigh (Hermione from Cards Against Muggles).
5. Used panties.
6. Urine that smells like cupcakes.
7. Mexican man boobs.
8. A proper way to suck on deez nuts.
9. Nipple rings.
10. Two girls, one cup.
11. Your mom’s face. 
12. Giving Grandma and Grandpa the shocker for Christmas. 
13. A body massage.
14. The Aperture Science Weighted Companion Cube.
15. A Brazilian wax.
16. A gay pride parade.
17. A stripper inside a giant cake.
18. Being buried alive.
19. Tapeworms.
20. Shit in your hand.
21. Being stoned to death.
22. Teen Pregnancy.
23. Explosive diarrhea.
24. Getting your period for the first time.
25. Handcuffs.
26. Telling kids that they killed Santa when they are bad.
27. Man Boobs.
28. Private pixie time.
29. Weed brownies.
30. Yeastly lesbos.
31. Satan.
32. Tampons.