Here comes the hottest box of Cards Against Humanity, not of temperature, but of the content inside! The Hot Box is an expansion pack that brings 300 new cards to add to your collection. Safe to say this isn’t a themed pack, and if you want to know what cards are included while you wait for your purchase to arrive, read the list!
Besides official expansions, people have made some great fan-made packs too. You might find them at Edition Cards.
The Hot Box Black Cards List
- According to a new report from the Pentagon, the greatest threat to national security is _______.
- Alright! Answered two whole emails. Time to reward myself with _______.
- At our dojo, you’ll learn that your greatest weapon is not a punch or a kick. It’s _______.
- Boomers love _______.
- BREAKING NEWS: Elon Musk has acquired _______.
- Cecilia! I’m down on my knees. I’m begging you please for _______.
- Congress has approved a $10 billion aid package to provide Ukraine with _______.
- Dear Diary: I met the cutest boy today. He has gorgeous blue eyes, and he loves_______.
- God dammit! The wife’s complainin’ about _______ again.
- Hello, I’m Mark Zuckerberg. Welcome to the Metaverse, where you can experience _______ like never before.
- Hello, is this the front desk? Yeah, uh, I’m having a little trouble with _______ in my room.
- Hi, my name is Alex, and I’m an addict. It’s not the pills or the booze for me. It’s _______.
- Ho LAWD! All this _______ makin’ me sweat like a pig!
- I don’t care what a guy looks like. As long as he’s _______, I’ll fuck him.
- I swear, ladies, all the good men are either gay, taken, or _______.
- I’d like to thank my husband, the cast and crew… but most importantly, I couldn’t have done it without _______!
- I’m afraid your college application needs some work. “_______” is not an extracurricular activity.
- I’m Kaylee, and welcome to my YouTube channel, “Mama Knows Best.” Follow me for more tips on _______!
- If you follow my system, you’ll be able to sleep with anyone you want. I call it “The _______ Method.”
- In Japanese culture, _______ is considered very disrespectful.
- Kids grow up so fast! One day they’re learning to ride a bike, the next thing you know they’re _______.
- Ladies, if he doesn’t like _______, dump his ass!
- Little Dylan is battling Leukemia. To lift his spirits, the Make-A-Wish® Foundation surprised him with _______.
- My love language is _______.
- My morning routine? Protein shake. Lift. Cold Shower. _______.
- My wife and I saw you across the bar, and we love your vibe. Would you be interested in _______?
- Nah, man, I don’t fuck with _______.
- Oh no, Joe Biden’s talking about _______ again.
- Okay, so…is it a red flag if your date just talks about _______ the whole time?
- Please, please support my friend Katie’s GoFundMe. She really needs money for _______.
- Rest in peace, Grandma. Every time I see _______, I’ll think of you.
- So beautiful! Watch as this little boy with new cochlear implants hears _______ for the first time.
- Stop mom-shaming me! There’s nothing wrong with posting a pic of my kids enjoying _______.
- Subscribe to my OnlyFans for daily nudes and pictures of _______.
- Thanks for listening. If you have any more questions, my email is Dave@_______.com.
- Uncle Steve, this is a funeral. This is not the time for _______.
- Welcome to Roscoe’s House of Chicken ‘N _______!
- Welcome to the WORLD’S SPOOKIEST Haunted House! We’ve got THRILLS! We’ve got CHILLS! We’ve got _______!
- What’s actually slang for anal?
- What’s better naked?
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The Hot Box White Cards List
- “Weird Al” Yankovic.
- $200,000 of student loan debt.
- 157 open Chrome tabs.
- A 7-dimensional pie that bakes itself and then never existed.
- A bottle of lube with a picture of my dad on it.
- A cat named “Penis.”
- A detective that sits in the car honking the horn and screaming until the murderer shows up.
- A groundbreaking new kind of discrimination.
- A grown man.
- A guitar solo so mind-blowing it reunites your divorced parents.
- A KNIFE!!!
- A master’s degree in being a fucking loser.
- A passive-aggressive frog.
- A rough, terse blowjob from Ernest Hemingway.
- A salad that’s just croutons.
- A seven-hour black-and-white film about the collapse of a farming collective in post-communist Hungary.
- A sincere apology.
- A text message that just says “ok.”
- A toddler named “Brench.”
- A total lack of accountability.
- A turd slowly emerging from my belly button.
- A white-trash genie trapped in an Arizona® iced tea can.
- A woman in STEM.
- Accepting that I’m a 6, at best.
- Accidentally calling the teacher “mom” during sex.
- Accidentally shaking a man’s balls instead of his hand.
- ACTING!
- Actually reading the Bible.
- Admitting defeat.
- An anal-sex-themed roller coaster.
- An ice cream truck that’s too fast for children to catch.
- An x-ray of a Buzz Lightyear doll stuck in a man’s ass.
- Another failed marriage.
- Ass-flavored LaCroix®.
- Assisted suicide.
- Baba Vanga, the blind Bulgarian mystic.
- Balloons.
- Basic bitches.
- Begging for cock.
- Being an absolute girlboss.
- Being falsely accused of murder.
- Being Latino.
- Big fancy bullshit.
- Big labia.
- Black Santa.
- Body shaming.
- Breaking my man’s big cock in half and sucking out the sweet pulp.
- Brown Gatorade that makes you worse at sports.
- Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau.
- Carbon monoxide.
- Carefully guiding a coffee straw down my man’s urethra.
- Chanting “USA! USA!”
- Charging a vibrator at Starbucks.
- Christian hip-hop.
- Chunks.
- Cigarettes.
- Clicking “Yes, I would like to receive promotional emails.”
- Comparing dicks with Dad.
- Competitive shitting.
- Correctly using a semicolon.
- Counting all my plates every night to make sure no one stole any of my plates.
- Crippling economic sanctions.
- Crucifying a rodeo clown.
- Dad’s golf buddy, Gordon.
- David, the man with a 24/7 erection.
- Demanding to speak with a hotter manager.
- Dismembering people.
- Disruptive financial technologies that redefine the relationship between banks and clients.
- Ditching my kids at the playground and GOING TO KOHL’S!!!
- Dogshit.
- Doing a Donald Duck voice on the suicide hotline.
- Doing cocaine with Grandma.
- Doing just fine, thanks.
- Donating blood because “oooooooh look at me I’m such a good person!”
- Dried cum.
- Drizzling agave syrup on my penis and slowly inserting it into a termite mound.
- Dumps.
- Eels.
- Eight guys named Josh.
- Elder abuse.
- Emotional labor.
- Ending business calls with “I love you.”
- Exfoliating.
- Farting so hard you dislodge your IUD.
- Fat, juicy pussy.
- Filipinos.
- Finding out how many marshmallows fit inside my vagina.
- Finding out that Dad’s password is “FUCKHOG420.”
- Firework-related genital injuries.
- Following a trail of Skittles into a sewer.
- Forsaking God.
- Fucking my cousin Bobby in an empty swimming pool.
- Fucking my husband’s brother as a form of self-care.
- Fucking two marines inside a porta-potty.
- Gas station sushi.
- Generational trauma.
- Gentrification.
- Getting a Green Card.
- Getting cucked.
- Getting cyberbullied by a child.
- Getting fucked through a drive-thru window.
- Getting Mom pregnant.
- Getting served divorce papers.
- Getting shot by a 6-year-old.
- Getting the email chain started for an orgy.
- Girth.
- Giving old women piggyback rides.
- Gnomes.
- God’s boyfriend, Zach.
- God’s plan.
- Going clubbing with all my bros from Goldman Sachs.
- Going goblin mode.
- Going sicko mode on some cottage cheese.
- Greta Thunberg.
- Grindr.
- Having a small penis, but a huge Funko Pop collection.
- Having no ass whatsoever.
- Having no ass whatsoever.
- HOOAH! HOOWAH! HOT MAMA! HOO BOY! HOT DAMN! HOOCHIE MAMA! HAG NUT! DUCK NUGGET! FUCK TRUCK! HUCKA MUCKA!
- Hoping things will get better on their own without taking any action whatsoever.
- Impersonating a police officer.
- Incels.
- Inducing labor with a McFlurry® spoon.
- Infidelity.
- Inquiring about one’s readiness to rock.
- Invading Ukraine.
- Jacking off goats for science reasons.
- Jerk off instructions.
- Judeo-Christian values.
- Keeping a journal of corn memories.
- KFC.
- Killing my boss.
- Kink shaming.
- Kissing all of my action figures goodnight.
- Liberals takin’ our guns!
- Licking and sealing the labia shut like an envelope.
- Lin-Manuel Miranda.
- Literally Hitler.
- Long COVID.
- Looking stupid in a crappy haircut.
- Louis C.K.
- Lululululemon!
- Making babies.
- Making her bajinkles bajoink.
- Making yet another TikTok about ADHD.
- Math camp.
- Microplastics.
- Minorities.
- Misgendering people.
- Missing children.
- Moisture.
- Monetizing my depression.
- Mongolians.
- My dog, who is a racist.
- My homophobic parents.
- My own cum.
- My own personal 9/11.
- My piece-of-shit husband who won’t even lick my butthole on my birthday.
- My sister’s vibrator.
- My stupid little titties.
- My Tesla.
- Nice Mormon boys.
- One of those FOX News bimbos.
- Osteoporosis.
- Our Father, who art in Heaven.
- Ovaries.
- Pathetic, flabby glutes.
- Paying $1,500 a month for a windowless basement studio.
- Peasants.
- Pegging my stepson.
- Pico de gallo.
- Playing “Hot Cross Buns” on a recorder.
- Poor appetite and a lack of interest in everyday activities.
- Practicing eating ass on a bagel.
- Pretending to be busy.
- Prison food.
- Proficiency in Microsoft Excel.
- Pulverizing my prostate.
- Pussy that tastes better than artichokes but worse than spaghetti.
- Quarterly performance reviews.
- Questioning my sexuality.
- Racial slurs.
- Reaching for a cop’s gun.
- Receiving oral pleasure.
- Reciting the Quran from memory.
- Reproducing asexually.
- Resetting the goddamn router.
- Ripping ass at a PTA meeting.
- Rolling a dead body up on a carpet.
- Ron DeSantis.
- Rubbing one out before church.
- Russian roulette.
- Santa laying a softball-sized egg under the Christmas tree and going back up the chimney.
- Saying the word “blockchain” a lot to sound smart.
- Scared little white boys.
- Schlepping through life one forgettable day after another.
- Scooby Doo.
- Segregation.
- Sewing our ballsacks together.
- Sex right next to the dog.
- Sheet-pan coriander chicken with caramelized Brussels sprouts.
- Shitting into a pelican’s mouth.
- Shitting with the door open.
- Shoplifting.
- Shouting “FUCK THE POLICE!”
- Shoving something, like literally anything, into my anus.
- Slipping into something more comfortable.
- Slowly getting my pussy all the way around Howie Mandel’s head.
- Solitary confinement.
- Some kind of moose-lobster hybrid.
- Some really cool rocks I found.
- Some Yoda-lookin’ bitch.
- Somehow looking sexier without teeth.
- Something…brown?
- Sorting by price, low to high.
- Spankin’ my kids, beatin’ my wife, and hatin’ Mexicans!
- Staring directly into the sun.
- Stealing all the plates from an Airbnb.
- Stealing an election.
- Sucking and fucking.
- Sunning my gooch.
- Synthetic marijuana from a gas station.
- That big-ass hat the Pope wears.
- That one teacher who’s probably a pedophile.
- The “uncut” style of penis.
- The 2008 financial crisis.
- The biggest slut in the hospice care facility.
- The bombing of Pearl Harbor.
- The FBI list of known homosexuals.
- The Founding Daddies.
- The kind of toad you lick to get high.
- The kind of guy who posts on Reddit.
- The new Citibank® mobile app, which puts the power and convenience of Citibank® right in your pocket.
- The processed blood of young boys.
- The Second Amendment.
- The slut to my left.
- The soup daddy got cookin’.
- The Taliban.
- The Ten Commandments.
- The way Dad looks at me.
- Toronto.
- Trombone sounds.
- Trying really, really hard.
- Trying to eat a bag of Fritos as quietly as possible while getting eaten out.
- Tweeting the word “nutsack” 7,000 times in a row.
- Two-factor authentication.
- Ugly.
- Unions.
- Using “Hail to the Chief” as sex music.
- Using a gun to kill a spider.
- Using my lover’s urine as bong water.
- Waking up during surgery.
- Wandering naked onto the freeway.
- Watering Grandma like a houseplant.
- Welcoming death.
- Welfare.
- White rappers.
- Writing a nice thank-you note for the oral sex.
- Yelling “Church! Church! Church!” on the way to church.
- Yo’ legs.
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