Cards Against Disney Review: Disney Magic With No Filter

Cards Against Disney Review - Cover Photo

Cards Against Disney takes the magic of Disney and gives it a very adult, very inappropriate twist. Inspired by Cards Against Humanity, it turns familiar characters, movies, songs, and iconic Disney moments into outrageous jokes made strictly for grown-ups.

But is it actually worth playing? In this review, we’ll cover whether Cards Against Disney is official, how the game works, what makes it funny, and who will probably enjoy it most.

The Box & Cards Of Cards Against Disney 

Probably one of the most asked questions about this edition is what’s the difference between the black and red box of Cards Against Disney?

Cards Against Disney - Both Color Boxes

The cards themselves are mostly the same, but the box design, font, and card colors differ. Our favorite? Definitely the red version. Its question cards are red, and the answers are white, while the black version sticks to the classic Cards Against Humanity look with black and white cards.

Cards Against Disney contains 828 cards in total: 260 question cards and 568 answer cards. That gives you plenty of combinations, and plenty of chances to ruin your favorite Disney memories. Here are a few of our favorite cards:

Cards Against Disney Review - Cards

Nemo sushi? A hookah-smoking caterpillar? The thing Aurora and Philip did after she woke up? Yeah, choosing favorites is basically impossible with this deck.

The exact release date of Cards Against Disney is hard to pin down, but the game was already circulating as an unofficial, third-party edition by 2019.

How To Play Cards Against Disney?

How To Play Cards Against Disney?

Disney might sound family-friendly, but Cards Against Disney is definitely 17+. Games usually last 30 to 90 minutes and work best with 4+ players, though you can also play with 2 or 3.

The rules are basically the same as Cards Against Humanity:

  • One player is the Card Czar; everyone else gets 7 white cards.
  • The Czar reads a red or black prompt card.
  • Everyone submits their funniest white card facedown.
  • The Czar picks the winner, who earns one Awesome Point.
  • Keep playing until you stop or make a haiku. Most points wins.

You can mix it with regular Cards Against Humanity, but with over 1,400 cards combined, things get messy fast.

Want something actually family-friendly? Try Kids Against Maturity instead.

Where To Get Cards Against Disney?

Cards Against Disney is not an official Cards Against Humanity edition, so finding it in major online stores can be tricky. It used to appear on Amazon and similar marketplaces, but availability has become inconsistent.

The easiest option is EditionCards, where Cards Against Disney is still available.

Honest Thoughts On Cards Against Disney

Cards Against Disney Review - Honest Thoughts

Honest Thoughts On Cards Against Disney

Cards Against Disney is easily one of our favorite unofficial decks, right up there with Cards Against Star Wars. It does exactly what you’d expect: turns Disney nostalgia into dark, dirty adult humor.

It works best if you actually know Disney movies, since many jokes rely on familiar characters and references. The biggest downside is quality control. Because it’s unofficial, different sellers may offer different card quality, and with 800+ cards, you might spot a few typos.

Still, the replay value is great, and the Disney theme makes the classic Cards Against Humanity humor even more fun.

If you finish this deck, Cards Against Your Childhood is a great next pick.

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