Movie Night Box Cards Against Humanity Card List

Well, they make packs like this too: containing not only cards but a bag of popcorn, Clam-O-Naise seasoning, fun dips, and a film ticket! Speaking of cards, the Movie Night Box, released in 2023, has 30 of those, specifically, 3 black cards, and 27 white ones. Lucky you, all could be read below 🙂 

The Movie Night Box has a unique package, but so does Cards Against Marvel, just so you know… 

The Movie Night Box Black Cards List

1. And the Acadamy Award for Best Picture goes to… ______ Everywhere All At Once!
2. Coming to theaters, He Got ______: A Spike Lee Joint.
3. Fans are up in arms after learning that the new “Little Mermaid” is ______.

The Movie Night Box White Cards List

1. A Batman movie where Batman gets bitten by a radioactive snake, which turns him into Snake Batman, and he slithers around Gotham swallowing criminals.
2. A bunch of crazy anime shit.
3. A Human Centipede-type scenario.
4. A movie where two hot people fall in love, but there’s a problem.
5. A sudden jump cut to Ed Harris fucking a swan.
6. A whole lot of Jews.
7. Accidentally spilling John Wick’s coffee.
8. An all-female reboot of The Godfather.
9. Dave Bautista’s huge, muscular neck.
10. Dispensing hot popcorn butter all over my tight little asshole.
11. Diverse casting decisions.
12. Explosions, shouting, guns, breasts, etc.
13. Getting my balls smashed in a film clapboard.
14. Getting slapped by Will Smith.
15. Having sex with all the cars from Cars.
16. I am Groot I am Groot I am Groot ARE YOU LAUGHING YET? I am Groot I am Groot I am Groot ISN’T IT FUNNY? I am Groot I am Groot I am Groot HAHAHA IT’S SO FUCKING FUNNY THAT’S ALL HE CAN SAY, GOD I LOVE MARVEL.
17. James Cameron staring in the mirror and wondering why he’s devoted thirty years of his life to blue-alien hentai.
18. Jumanji.
19. Laura Dern.
20. Marty McFly’s horny mom.
21. Quentin Tarantino’s foot fetish.
22. Shamelessly pandering to the lowest common denominator.
23. Some kind of psychosexual David Lynch situation.
24. Subtext.
25. The movie White Chicks.
26. The Muppet adaptation of Schindler’s List.
27. Whacking off to the diarrhea scene in Bridesmaids.

Good for you, games at Edition Cards have just as hilarious cards!

Other Card List Recommendations

Since you’ve shown that you love card lists & they help you get an idea of your favorite games, except the Movie Night Box, we did make a few more: 

• Main Game card list;
• The Family Edition card list;
• Glow In The Dark card list
• The Hot Box card list;
• The Everything Box card list;
• The Absurd Box card list;
• The Red Box card list;
• The Blue Box card list;
• The Green Box card list;
• The Dad Pack card list;
• The Geek Pack card list;
• The Sci-fi Pack card list;