The Blue Box Cards Against Humanity Card List

Speaking of absolutely stunning, and must-have CAH expansions, the Blue Box shouldn’t be missing. This pack, released in 2016, combines the fourth, fifth, and sixth discontinued expansions of Cards Against Humanity. There’s a total of 300 cards, precisely 220 white cards, and 80 black ones, which can be read in the card list below.

If you’re looking for another fun card game, check Cards Against Lord Of The Rings. 

The Blue Box Black Cards List

1. ______ may pass, but ______ will last forever.
2. ______ will never be the same after ______.
3. 2 AM in the city that never sleeps. The door swings open and she walks in, legs up to here. Something in her eyes tells me she’s looking for ______.
4. Adventure. Romance. ___________. From Paramount Pictures, “__________”. 
5. And today’s soup is Cream of ______.
6. And would you like those buffalo wings mild, hot, or ______?
7. Armani suit: $1,000. Dinner for two at that swanky restaurant: $300. The look on her face when you surprise her with ______: priceless.
8. Attention Target shoppers. Unfortunately, we will be closing early due to ______.
9. Behind every powerful man is ______.
10. Bitch, you’re nasty. You’re disgusting. You’re _______. Go home, bitch.
11. Come to Dubai, where you can relax in our world-famous spas, experience the nightlife, or simply enjoy ______ by the poolside.
12. Dammit Gary. You can’t just solve every problem with ______.
13. Dear Leader Kim Jong-un, our village praises your infinite wisdom with a humble offering of ______.
14. Do not fuck with me! I am literally ______ right now.
15. Do the Dew with our most extreme flavor yet! Get ready for Mountain Dew ______!
16. Do you lack energy? Does it sometimes feel like the whole world is ______? Ask your doctor about Zoloft.®
17. Don’t forget! Beginning this week, Casual Friday will officially become “______ Friday.”
18. Don’t worry kid. It gets better. I’ve been living with ______ for 20 years.
19. Every step towards ______ gets me a little bit closer to ______.
20. Everybody join hands and close your eyes. Do you sense that? That’s the presence of ______ in this room.
21. Forget everything you know about ______, because now we’ve supercharged it with ______!
22. Get ready for the movie of the summer! One cop plays by the book. The other’s only interested in one thing: ______.
23. Having the worst day EVER. #______
24. Heed my voice, mortals! I am the god of ______, and I will not tolerate ______!
25. Help me, doctor, I’ve got ______ in my butt!
26. Here at the Academy for Gifted Children, we allow students to explore ______ at their own pace.
27. Hi MTV! My name is Kendra, I live in Malibu, I’m into ______, and I love to have a good time.
28. Hi, this is Jim from accounting. We noticed a $1,200 charge labeled “______.” Can you explain?
29. Honey, I have a new role-play I want to try tonight! You can be ______, and I’ll be ______.
30. How am I compensating for my tiny penis?
31. I am become ______, destroyer of ______!
32. I don’t mean to brag, but they call me the Micheal Jordan of ______.
33. I have a strict policy. First date, dinner. Second date, kiss. Third date, ______.
34. I work my ass off all day for this family, and this is what I come home to? ______!?
35. I’m Miss Tennessee, and if I could make the world better by changing one thing, I would get rid of ______.
36. I’m pretty sure I’m high right now, because I’m absolutely mesmerized by ______.
37. I’m sorry, Mrs. Chen, but there was nothing we could do. At 4:15 this morning, your son succumbed to ______.
38. I’m sorry, sir, but we don’t allow ______ at the country club.
39. If you can’t handle ______, you’d better stay away from ______.
40. If you had to describe the Card Czar, using only one of the cards in your hand, which one would it be?
41. In his farewell address, George Washington famously warned Americans about the dangers of ______.
42. In return for my soul, the Devil promised me ______, but all I got was ______.
43. In the beginning, there was ______. And the Lord said, “Let there be ______.”
44. In the new John Wick movie, Keanu Reeves must fend off ninjas while also dealing with _______.
45. It lurks in the night. It hungers for flesh. This summer, no one is safe from ______.
46. James is a lonely boy. But when he discovers a secret door in his attic, he meets a magical new friend: ______.
47. Life’s pretty tough in the fast lane. That’s why I never leave the house without ______.
48. Listen Gary, I like you. But if you want that corner office, you’re going to have to show me ______.
49. Mama gets what Mama wants, and Mama wants ______.
50. Man, this is bullshit. Fuck ______.
51. My grandfather worked his way up from nothing. When he came to this country, all he had was the shoes on his feet and ______.
52. Oprah’s book of the month is “______ For ______: A Story of Hope.”
53. Parents are concerned about a new YouTube craze known as “______ Challenge.”
54. Patient presents with ______. Likely a result of ______.
55. Puberty is a time of change. You might notice hair growing in new places. You might develop an interest in ______. This is normal.
56. She’s up all night for good fun. I’m up all night for _________.
57. The Japanese have developed a smaller, more efficient version of ______.
58. The six things I could never do without: oxygen, Facebook, chocolate, Netflix, friends, and ______ LOL!
59. This is America. If you don’t work hard, you don’t succeed. I don’t care if you’re black, white, purple, or ______.
60. This is the prime of my life. I’m young, hot, and full of ______.
61. This year’s hottest album is “______” by ______.
62. To become a true Yanomami warrior, you must prove that you can withstand ______ without crying out.
63. Tonight we will have sex. And afterward, If you’d like, a little bit of ______.
64. We never did find ______, but along the way, we sure learned a lot about ______.
65. Well if ______ is good enough for ______, it’s good enough for me.
66. Well, what do you have to say for yourself, Casey? This is the third time you’ve been sent to the principal’s office for ______.
67. Wes Anderson’s new film tells the story of a precocious child coming to terms with _______.
68. What killed my boner?
69. What’s fun until it gets weird?
70. What’s making things awkward in the sauna?
71. WHOOO! God damn, I love ______!
72. Why am I broke?
73. Why won’t you make love to me anymore? Is it ______?
74. Y’all ready to get this thing started? I’m Nick Cannon, and this is America’s Got ______.
75. Yo’ mama’s so fat she ______!
76. You are not alone. Millions of Americans struggle with ______ every day.
77. You guys, I saw this crazy movie last night. It opens on ______, and then there’s some stuff about ______, and then it ends with ______.
78. You know, once you get past ________, ________ ain’t so bad.
79. You Won’t Believe These 15 Hilarious ______ Bloopers!
80. You’ve seen the bearded lady! You’ve seen the ring of fire! Now, ladies and gentlemen, feast your eyes upon ______!

The Blue Box White Cards List

1. 10 Incredible Facts About the Anus.
2. 40 acres and a mule.
3. A bass drop so huge it tears the starry vault asunder to reveal the face of God.
4. A bunch of idiots playing a card game instead of interacting like normal humans.
5. A buttload of candy.
6. A commitment to hiring diverse talent.
7. A constant need for validation.
8. A crazy little thing called love.
9. A dance move that’s just sex.
10. A disappointing salad.
11. A face full of horse cum.
12. A fart.
13. A giant powdery manbaby.
14. A global cabal of pedophile billionaires.
15. A hopeless amount of spiders.
16. A horse with no legs.
17. A kiss on the lips.
18. A lil’ stupid ass bitch.
19. A man who is so cool that he rides on a motorcycle.
20. A manhole.
21. A mouthful of potato salad.
22. A one-way ticket to Gary, Indiana.
23. A peyote-fueled vision quest.
24. A pizza guy who fucked up.
25. A reason not to commit suicide.
26. A self-microwaving burrito.
27. A sex goblin with a carnival penis.
28. A team of lawyers.
29. A turd.
30. A Ugandan warlord.
31. A whole lotta woman.
32. A whole new kind of porn.
33. A woman who is much stronger than me.
34. A woman.
35. A zero-risk way to make $2,000 from home.
36. Acknowledging that we stand on the unceded lands of Indigenous peoples.
37. Africa.
38. All the single ladies.
39. All these decorative pillows.
40. Almost giving money to a homeless person.
41. Ambiguous sarcasm.
42. An inability to form meaningful relationships.
43. An oppressed people with a vibrant culture.
44. An overwhelming variety of cheeses.
45. An unforgettable quinceañera.
46. An uninterrupted history of imperialism and exploitation.
47. Anal fissures like you wouldn’t believe.
48. Ancient Athenian boy-fucking.
49. Angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machinery of night.
50. Ass to mouth.
51. Backwards knees.
52. Bad shrimp for poor people.
53. Bathing in moonsblood and dancing around the ancient oak.
54. Being a terrible mother.
55. Being nine years old.
56. Being popular and good at sports.
57. Being sad and horny.
58. Being worshipped as the one true God.
59. Beloved television star Bill Cosby.
60. Blackface.
61. Blowing a rich, ugly man.
62. Blowjobs for everyone.
63. Boring Vaginal sex.
64. Bouncing up and down.
65. Bullets.
66. Busting inside a watermelon.
67. Butt stuff.
68. Cancer.
69. Changing a person’s mind with logic and facts.
70. Child Protective Services.
71. Child support payments.
72. Committing tax fraud.
73. Common-sense gun control legislation.
74. Crazy opium eyes.
75. Crippling social anxiety.
76. Crying and shitting and eating spaghetti.
77. Cute boys.
78. Cutting off a flamingo’s legs with garden shears.
79. Daddy.
80. Daddy’s credit card.
81. Deez nuts.
82. Dem titties.
83. Depression.
84. Doing the right stuff to her nipples.
85. Doo-doo.
86. Dr. Jill Biden.
87. Drinking responsibly.
88. Eating together like a goddamn family for once.
89. Eggs.
90. Ejaculating inside another man’s wife.
91. Ejaculating live bees and the bees are angry.
92. Existing as a person of color.
93. Exploding pigeons.
94. Falling into the toilet.
95. Figuring out how to have sex with a dolphin.
96. Filling a man’s anus with concrete.
97. Free ice cream, yo.
98. Fresh dill from the patio.
99. Fucking a corpse back to life.
100. Gary’s thick, uncut hog.
101. Generally having no idea what’s going on.
102. Genghis Khan’s DNA.
103. Getting caught by the police and going to jail.
104. Getting down to business to defeat the Huns.
105. Getting evicted.
106. Getting offended.
107. Getting shot by the police.
108. Giant sperm from outer space.
109. Going down on a woman, discovering that her vagina is filled with eyeballs, and being totally into that.
110. Going inside at some point because of the mosquitoes.
111. Going to a high school reunion on ketamine.
112. Gringos.
113. Gwyneth Paltrow’s opinions.
114. Having been dead for a while.
115. How awesome I am.
116. Immortality cream.
117. Injecting speed into one arm and horse tranquilizer into the other.
118. Irrefutable evidence that God is real.
119. Jizz.
120. Kale.
121. Khakis.
122. Korean muscle kings.
123. Letting out 20 years’ worth of farts.
124. Like a million alligators.
125. Lots and lots of abortions.
126. Maximizing ROI on supply chain and operations risk management.
127. Meaningless sex.
128. Mediocrity.
129. Moderate-to-severe joint pain.
130. Mom’s new boyfriend.
131. My boyfriend’s stupid penis.
132. My cat that died.
133. My dad’s dumb fucking face.
134. My dead son’s baseball glove.
135. My first period.
136. My lover’s piss.
137. My mom, WHO IS BEING SUCH A BITCH RIGHT NOW.
138. My sex dungeon.
139. My shameful naked body.
140. My worthless son.
141. Neil Diamond’s Greatest Hits.
142. Never having sex again.
143. No clothes on, penis in vagina.
144. Not believing in giraffes.
145. One unforgettable night of passion.
146. Our new Buffalo Chicken Dippers®!
147. Out-of-this-world bazongas.
148. Owls, the perfect predator.
149. P.F. Chang himself.
150. Peeing into a girl’s butt to make a baby.
151. Potato.
152. Pretending to be straight.
153. Prince Ali, fabulous he, Ali Ababwa.
154. Pussy.
155. Ripping a dog in half.
156. Robots who just want to party.
157. Russian super-tuberculosis.
158. Seeing my village burned and my family slaughtered before my eyes.
159. Seeing things from Hitler’s perspective.
160. September 11th, 2001.
161. Setting my balls on fire and cartwheeling to Ohio.
162. Shapes and colors.
163. Sharks with legs.
164. Shitting all over the floor like a bad, bad girl.
165. Slowly easing down onto a cucumber.
166. Smoking crack, for instance.
167. Snorting coke off a clown’s boner.
168. Sports.
169. Storing a bunch of acorns in my pussy.
170. Stuffing a child’s face with Fun Dip® until he starts having fun.
171. Stupid.
172. Such a big boy.
173. Sucking all the milk out of a yak.
174. Sudden penis loss.
175. Texas.
176. The all-new Nissan Pathfinder with 0.9% APR financing!
177. The amount of gay I am.
178. The basic suffering that pervades all of existence.
179. The best taquito in the galaxy.
180. The black half of Barack Obama.
181. The color “puce”.
182. The complex geopolitical quagmire that is the Middle East.
183. The dentist.
184. The eight gay warlocks who dictate the rules of fashion.
185. The eighth graders.
186. The euphoric rush of strangling a drifter.
187. The male gaze.
188. The passage of time.
189. The peaceful and non-threatening rise of China.
190. The power of the Dark Side.
191. The right amount of cocaine.
192. The safe word.
193. The size of my penis.
194. The sweet song of sword against sword and the braying of mighty war beasts.
195. The swim team, all at once.
196. The tiger that killed my father
197. The unbelievable world of mushrooms.
198. The white half of Barack Obama.
199. Three consecutive seconds of happiness.
200. Three of four ladies, rubbing their tits together or something.
201. Throwing stones at a man until he dies.
202. Too much cocaine.
203. Total fucking chaos.
204. Trans-exclusionary radical feminists.
205. Turning the rivers red with the blood of infidels.
206. Two whales fucking the shit out of each other.
207. Unquestioning obedience.
208. Unrelenting genital punishment.
209. Unsheathing my massive horse cock.
210. Upgrading to Pornhub Premium.
211. Vegetarian options.
212. Walking into a glass door.
213. Wearing glasses and sounding smart.
214. Western standards of beauty.
215. What Jesus would do.
216. Whatever a McRib® is made of.
217. Whatever you wish, mother.
218. Whispering all sexy.
219. White culture.
220. Your dick in them pants.

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Other Card Lists Recommendations

The Blue Box is just one of the many card lists we’ve made. Betting you’d like to read them all, here are a few of our favorites: 

• The Family Edition card list;
• The Everything Box card list;
• The Absurd Box card list;
• The Hot Box card list;
• The Red Box card list;
• The Geek Pack card list;