Glow In The Dark Cards Against Humanity Card List

The Glow In The Dark box is unique in so many ways: a few cards are written by kids, and the box really glows in the dark. Released in 2021, this pack comes as an expansion to the Family Edition of CAH, with a total of 300 cards, 49 black and 251 white ones. Indeed, this special expansion is appropriate for the whole family, and the card list below proves it.  

Glow In The Dark Black Cards List

1. And the theme for this year’s winter formal is: “A Night of _____________.”
2. And today’s soup is Cream of _____________.
3. Anyone can dance! Just throw your hands I the air and pretend you’re _____________!
4. As your doctor, I must say this amount of _____________ is abnormal for a girl your age.
5. Attention Target shoppers. Unfortunately, we will be closing early due to _____________.
6. Be out of the bathroom in a sec! Just having trouble with _____________.
7. Bow wow wow! I’m a big smelly dog, and I loooooove _____________.
8. Boys love _____________.
9. CHUNGO MAKE MISTAKE. CHUNGO REALIZE _____________ BAD NOW.
10. Come on guys! Let’s go downstairs and play my favorite game: _____________ in the Basement!
11. Darn kids! In my day, all we needed to have fun was _____________.
12. Designers! For this week’s challenge, you must make a dress designed for _____________.
13. Do NOT go in the pool. There’s _____________ in there.
14. Easy or not, here comes _____________!
15. Gather round the fire, children, and let me tell you the bone-chilling story of _____________.
16. HAHAHAHA! CHUNGO HAPPY. CHUNGO HAVE FUN WITH _____________.
17. Here lies Stinky Dave. He died from _____________.
18. Hey Milwaukee! Lookin’ for good food and family fun? Come on down to _____________ Bar & Grill!
19. Holy crap! My video of _____________ has ten million views!
20. Holy MOLY! Now THAT’S what I call _____________!
21. Honey, leave your sister alone. She’s busy with _____________.
22. I can show you _____________. Shining, shimmering, splendid.
23. I finally finished my autobiography. It’s called “My wife: The Story of _____________.”
24. I have an extremely rare condition called “_____________ Face.”
25. I put a spell on you! And now you’re _____________.
26. If I had a million dollars, I’d spend it all on _____________.
27. Isten! I’m from the future. You’ve got to stop _____________!
28. Mamma Mia. Here I go again. My my! How can I resist _____________?
29. Mom! Mom! Look at me, Mom! I’m _____________.
30. Next in the talent show, Jordan will wow us with _____________.
31. Nothing brings a family together quite like _____________.
32. Now in toy stores: it’s _____________ Batman!
33. Oh no. Mom’s new boyfriend is _____________.
34. Old MacDonald had _____________. E-I-E-I-O.
35. Son, we need to talk. We found _____________ under your bed.
36. Thanks for coming to babysit! Just a heads up: Kayla’s going through a bit of a “_____________” phase.
37. The hills are alive with the sound of _____________!
38. The President called. He needs _____________, NOW!
39. This election day, remember: a vote for me is a vote for _____________.
40. This is your captain speaking. Fasten your seatbelts and prepare for _____________.
41. Today, we had a school assembly warning about the dangers of _____________.
42. We’re good, Mom! Other than _____________, we’re all good!
43. Welcome to Kevin’s Pizza, where every pizza comes with _____________!
44. What ruined Christmas?
45. What would be way cooler on fire?
46. What’s my superpower?
47. When I barfed, what came out of my mouth?
48. When I grow up, I’m gonna be _____________.
49. Yarrrr! Captain Jack, ’tis bad luck to bring _____________ aboard a ship!

Glow In The Dark White Cards List

1. 20 million llamas with hypnotizing fire eyes.
2. A bad clown who sucks.
3. A bad teacher who sucks at teaching.
4. A beautiful painting of a big butt.
5. A big fifth grader coming over and beating up my dad.
6. A big ol’ plate of fettuccine alfredo.
7. A big sweaty man.
8. A bounce house.
9. A boy band, but instead of singing and dancing they hurt people.
10. A boy who is very cute, but very dumb.
11. A butt that speaks English.
12. A car with legs instead of wheels.
13. A dead possum.
14. A fart that can be heard over the symphony.
15. A huge, muscular baby.
16. A man with a butt for a face and a face for a butt.
17. A mariachi band.
18. A mop that is also a friend.
19. A neck as incredibly thick as Gaston’s.
20. A pair of legs just walking around.
21. A rotisserie chicken in a tuxedo.
22. A serial killer.
23. A sloth very slowly getting away with shoplifting.
24. A smelly man from the 1800s.
25. A stranger with candy.
26. A Super Soaker filled with diarrhea.
27. A treasure map that leads to a dead clown.
28. A unicorn that barfs rainbows.
29. A very serious peanut allergy.
30. A whole lot of blood.
31. Accidentally burning down the school.
32. Accidentally calling the teacher “Mom.”
33. Adults.
34. Africa.
35. Alone time.
36. An independent woman.
37. An ugly man who eats birds.
38. Ants.
39. Anxiety and depression.
40. As many cheese fries as will fit in this guitar case.
41. Bacne.
42. Being born from an elephant’s butt.
43. Being hunted by owls.
44. Being lazy.
45. Being loud and annoying.
46. Being pregnant.
47. Being trapped in a vending machine.
48. Being vegan.
49. Big snake!
50. Biting off a man’s ear.
51. Blaming a fart on a dead relative.
52. Blowing kisses at the mailman.
53. Body glitter.
54. Cabbage.
55. Cardi B.
56. Carlos, the man who loves hamburgers.
57. Cartwheeling into traffic.
58. Child labor.
59. Constipation.
60. COVID-19.
61. DaBaby.
62. Dad’s friends.
63. Dad’s nasty feet.
64. Dad’s head on mom’s body.
65. Danny DeVito.
66. Death.
67. Demanding to speak to the manager.
68. Destroying the environment.
69. Digging a hole, pooping in the hole, falling in the hole, and dying in the hole.
70. Doing a backflip onto the toilet and immediately pooping.
71. Doing Spider-Man stuff.
72. Drinking pee from a champagne glass.
73. Drinking whiskey and smoking a pipe.
74. Driving a Barbie Jeep on the highway.
75. Drunk teachers.
76. Dua Lipa.
77. Dwight from The Office.
78. Eating a bald eagle.
79. Eating a Christmas tree, ornaments and all.
80. Eating an entire sleeve of Oreos.
81. Eating movie popcorn out of the trash can.
82. Eating spicy peppers and pooping fire.
83. Eating with your feet.
84. Everyone being so stupid.
85. Falling down the stairs.
86. Falling into an open manhole.
87. Farting in my sister’s face.
88. Farting into a saxophone.
89. FIRE!!!
90. Flopping around like a fish.
91. Flying around in a hot air balloon pooping on people’s heads.
92. French kissing a mannequin.
93. Front butt.
94. Fungus.
95. Getting as much egg salad as possible into my body.
96. Getting attacked by seagulls.
97. Getting crunched into a ball and slammed through a hoop by Lebron James.
98. Getting decapitated by a helicopter.
99. Getting dumped.
100. Getting kicked in the head by a giraffe.
101. Getting kidnapped.
102. Getting pecked in the eyeballs by a woodpecker.
103. Getting plastic surgery.
104. Getting struck by lightning.
105. Getting taken away in an ambulance.
106. Getting tasered.
107. Getting trapped in a porta-potty.
108. Giving birth to a slippery horse baby.
109. Giving Grandma a sponge bath.
110. GoGurt.
111. Going HONK-HONK like a goose.
112. Going insane.
113. Grabbing a pigeon and stuffing it into my pants.
114. Grandma’s hot new boyfriend.
115. Grandpa in a Speedo.
116. Growing a full mustache in 30 seconds.
117. Having a heart attack.
118. Hooks for hands.
119. Hot nuts.
120. Howard.
121. Humphrey, the toilet king.
122. Hunky grandpa.
123. Illegal crab racing.
124. Illegal fireworks.
125. Infinite tacos.
126. Itchy butthole.
127. Joe Biden’s teeth.
128. Just hangin’ out, eatin’ pine cones.
129. Just one grape.
130. Kamala Harris.
131. Kicking butt.
132. Lake Titicaca.
133. Lasers.
134. Lassoing old people.
135. Lawyers.
136. Life.
137. Like, whatever.
138. Little Bunny Foo-Foo.
139. Living in a shack with 200 pigeons.
140. Locking Dad in the basement.
141. Loneliness.
142. Long, creepy fingers.
143. Lying.
144. Making boys cry.
145. Mall Santas.
146. Mama’s down-home cookin’.
147. Mario Kart.
148. Martin Luther King, Jr.
149. Mom’s new boyfriend, Darth Maul.
150. Most of a horse.
151. Mouth-to-mouth.
152. My cool gay aunt.
153. My pet scorpion, Tina.
154. My stepmom.
155. Nipples that shoot lasers.
156. No pants.
157. Not wiping enough.
158. Old beef.
159. Organized religion.
160. Pee, but purple.
161. Peeing in the shower.
162. Piledriving my brother through the floor.
163. Plopping into the toilet with all my turd sisters.
164. Pooping in a laptop and closing it.
165. Pooping while running at full speed.
166. Possibly a brownie or maybe a turd.
167. Punching a beehive.
168. Punching a clown right in the big pants.
169. Pushing a ham around in a stroller.
170. Putting 22 marshmallows in my mouth.
171. Putting on a mask and a cape and going around punching people.
172. Putting peanut butter on one buttcheek and jelly on the other.
173. Quitting.
174. Rabies.
175. Raising an army of whales to attack San Francisco.
176. Reverse mermaids.
177. Romance.
178. Ruining Thanksgiving.
179. Running through a car wash naked.
180. Salad.
181. Satan.
182. Scratching my butt and sniffing my fingers.
183. Seventy-three identical squirrels.
184. Shame.
185. Shaving my eyebrows off with a cheese grater.
186. Shirtless firemen.
187. Short shorts.
188. Shouting “Yee haw!”
189. Shoving a fork into a power outlet.
190. Slow internet.
191. Smooshing a doodie through a screen door.
192. Sneezing barf out of my butt.
193. Snoop Dogg.
194. Snot rockets.
195. Some kind of nacho goblin that follows me around asking for nachos.
196. Some stinky woman who lives in the sea.
197. Soup.
198. Squealing like a pig.
199. Stealing a police car.
200. Stealing money from old people.
201. Stealing people’s knee caps.
202. Stinking up the whole car.
203. Sucking at guitar.
204. Taking a dump on the teacher’s desk.
205. TALKING REALLY LOUD.
206. Talking to my sister’s dolls about life problems.
207. Tasty yum-yums for my face hole.
208. Tax evasion.
209. Taxation without representation.
210. Terrorism.
211. Thanos.
212. The alligator that ate Dad.
213. The big parachute from gym class.
214. The biggest fork you ever saw.
215. The bold flavor and big crunch of Zesty Cheddar Ranch Cheez-Its.
216. The couch.
217. The duck who eats bread out of my butt.
218. The fattest raccoon the world has ever known.
219. The girl who beat me up.
220. The Holy Bible.
221. The janitor.
222. The Pope.
223. The salami police.
224. The song that never ends, it just goes on and on my friends.
225. The Wienermobile.
226. Theatre kids.
227. Therapy.
228. This big stick.
229. This here pile of dog vomit.
230. Thongs, the underwear that goes up your butt.
231. Throwing pickles at passing cars.
232. Throwing rocks at stuff.
233. Throwing your dad into a dumpster and yelling, “Now I am dad!”
234. Tickling Mom ’til she pees.
235. Tofu.
236. Toilet piranhas.
237. Touching poo.
238. Transferring my consciousness into a guinea pig.
239. Trying really hard not to cry.
240. Turkey sauce, the sauce that comes out of a turkey.
241. Two buttholes.
242. Unemployment.
243. Vaping.
244. Violent video games.
245. Walking around with a big magnifying glass going “hmmmmm.”
246. War crimes.
247. Washing my butt with soap and water.
248. Watching you poop.
249. Wearing a wig and high heels.
250. Yoga.
251. Zipping my little brother into a suitcase.

Other Card List Recommendations

The Glow In The Dark box is pretty special, but so are all the other packs we made a card list for. Here’s what we recommend for CAH expansions:

• The Family Edition card list;
• The Hot Box card list;
• The Everything Box card list;
• The Absurd Box card list;
• The Red Box card list;
• The Blue Box card list;
• The Green Box card list;
• The Dad Pack card list;
• The Geek Pack card list;