Clam-O-Naise Cards Against Humanity Card List

Somehow, they got people to buy a clam mayonnaise without thinking twice, and that’s impressive. Besides bringing a delicious spread, this jar has 30 brand-new cards inside, and a Clam-O-Prize, which will remain a surprise for now. All we can show you, is the whole deck of cards, more specific, the 3 black cards, and 27 white ones in Clam-O-Naise, a product first released in 2022. 

Although products at EditionCards Store aren’t this… weird, they are definitely just as fun!

Clam-O-Naise Black Cards List

1. “That’s right! We put _______ in mayonnaise.”
2. LOSE WEIGHT and FEEL GREAT with the ALL-NEW CLAM-O-NAISE® and _______.
3. When I think of Clam-O-Naise®, I think about _______.

Clam-O-Naise White Cards List

1. Force-feeding mayonnaise to Tom Holland.
2. The sexual possibilities of coleslaw.
3. KNIFE-CLAM, the clam that stabs.
4. MayooooooOOOO-NAISE!!!!
5. A perfectly normal rimjob that doesn’t involve clams or mayonnaise in any way.
6. Some kind of mayonnaise baptism.
7. Sneaking 700 steamed clams into a movie theater.
8. Dr. Mayonnaise, the doctor who injects his patients with mayonnaise.
9. Not having sex with a clam under any circumstances, no matter how sexy it looks.
10. Sticking a tube up a cow’s ass to collect its mayonnaise.
11. My beautiful daughter, Salmonella.
12. Fucking a clam out of curiosity.
13. Tucker Carlson debating a clam on live television.
14. This kind of clam.
15. The United States Strategic Mayonnaise Reserve.
16. White people food.
17. Eating shellfish in defiance of God’s will.
18. Keepin’ it smooth and creamy.
19. The remarkable effectiveness of mayonnaise as a sexual lubricant.
20. Clam-O Naise®.
21. My clamfather.
22. Just the right amount of mayonnaise.
23. Sodium benzoate (to preserve freshness).
24. Cholesterol.
25. A garbage bag full of mayonnaise.
26. The all-new CLAMWICH, only at Subway!
27. Not even knowing what’s happening anymore.

After you’re done playing these fabulous cards over and over, and eating your clam-flavored mayonnaise, make sure to check Cards Against Star Wars out!

Other Card List Recommendations

Not all Cards Against Humanity packs bring something to have your sandwich with, but we can assure you that each is extremely entertaining. Especially our recommendations from the CAH pack & expansions below: 

• Main Game card list;
• The Family Edition card list;
• Glow In The Dark card list
• The Hot Box card list;
• The Everything Box card list;
• The Absurd Box card list;
• The Red Box card list;
• The Blue Box card list;
• The Green Box card list;
• The Dad Pack card list;
• The Geek Pack card list;
• The Sci-fi Pack card list;
• More Cards Against Humanity card list;
• Out Of Line card list;
• Movie Night Box card list;