The Scary Pack Cards Against Humanity Card List

The Scary Pack Cards Against Humanity Card List

Will the Scary Pack scare you out? Well, we don’t know that, but the card list below might give you an answer. This pack was released in 2022, and besides a deck of 30 cards, it comes with one of the three posters, which we’ll also show to you! Speaking of cards, there are precisely 5 black cards and 25 white ones, and they are all about horror movies, mysteries, and other things to keep you up at night. 

If you’re looking for other fantasy-themed card games, Superwholock Against Humanity is a good option. 

The Scary Pack Black Cards List

  1. “I think I’m safe,” she whispered. But then, out of nowhere, ______!
  2. Anne screamed. On her mirror was a message scrawled in blood: “I AM ______.”
  3. Guillermo Del Toro is the master of supernatural horror, but even he is afraid of ______.
  4. “OH SHIT! ______ comin’ out of Jumanji!”
  5. Tonight on Murder Files: An ordinary man, driven to kill by ______.

The Scary Pack White Cards List

  1. A big misunderstanding involving decapitations.
  2. A CD of haunted house sound effects.
  3. A cursed Fleshlight that makes you rapidly age when you fuck it.
  4. A gremlin who spanks your wonderful ass with a fly swatter.
  5. A mannequin that gets a little closer every time you look away.
  6. Agonizingly transforming into a trombone.
  7. An iguana that says “Ooh la la!” in a threatening way.
  8. Awakening an ancient evil.
  9. Chanting in Latin.
  10. Crawling all over the walls and ceiling like a dumbass.
  11. Farting the X-Files theme.
  12. Getting disemboweled.
  13. Having unprotected sex with The Blob.
  14. Human sacrifice.
  15. Knowing a bit too much about serial killers.
  16. Night, the scariest half of the day.
  17. Pus.
  18. Putting the lotion on its skin.
  19. Realizing Mom and Dad are now at an age where it wouldn’t be that unusual for them to die.
  20. Serving a man his own testicles on a sizzling fajita platter.
  21. Skulls and spiderwebs and shit.
  22. Testing negative for being alive.
  23. The current state of American democracy.
  24. The ghostly specter of a delicious six-foot party sub that disappears when you try to take a bite.
  25. Vagina dentata.

The Scary Pack Posters

Poster 1

no matter what you eat, you will die

Poster 2

you will become your parents

Poster 3

it's too late to stop climate change

After you’re done being amazed at these posters, take a look at the games at Edition Cards. They’re just as breathtaking.

Other Card List Recommendations

There’s the Scary Packs, and there are all other Cards Against Humanity expansions and packs, which we love. Curious to know our favorites? Check our recommendations below:

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