Ass Pack Cards Against Humanity Card List

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They come up with some weird, fun game names, that much so we can’t tell what the content is gonna be about. Well, the Ass Pack is one of them, and it was published 5 years ago, in 2019. There are 30 cards, with the majority of 27 white cards, and only 3 back ones. For everyone who doesn’t have a clue about what’s in the Ass Pack, let the card list below help you! 

While you figure the cards out, check the Sip & Challenge bundle to give you some good reasons to drink!  

Ass Pack Black Cards List

  1. I like ______ and I cannot lie!
  2. My anaconda don’t want none unless you got ________, hun.
  3. My homeboys tried to warn me, but _______ makes me so horny.

Ass Pack White Cards List

  1. An ass like two football helmets.
  2. An ass like two old Italian faces telling secrets.
  3. Bad bitches with fat asses.
  4. Being grossly unprepared for this jelly.
  5. Blowing a fart hole in my yoga pants.
  6. Carrying my poop around in a ziplock bag.
  7. Cellulite.
  8. Cheesy French anus.
  9. Doing my duty to your booty.
  10. How good the booty taste.
  11. Me arse.
  12. My faithful donkey Bathsheba.
  13. Pooping and then looking at the poop.
  14. Rubbing sage all over my butt cancer.
  15. Ruining my asshole with super glue.
  16. Shitting out a hot stack of pancakes and a pat of butter.
  17. Showing everyone my lil’ dumper.
  18. Sir Mix-a-lot.
  19. Sir Thomas Crapper, inventor of the toilet.
  20. Tender anal love.
  21. That post-smack jiggle.
  22. The sun-ripen asses of Sicily.
  23. Thick Ukrainian ass.
  24. Tight, red baboon ass.
  25. Tracing the furrows of your cellulitic ass like a loving cartographer.
  26. Waxing my asshole.
  27. Your ass cheeks on my face cheeks.

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Other Card List Recommendations

For games just as cool – and cooler than the Ass Pack, we’ve made a card list, for each! We’re talking about main games, and Cards Against Humanity expansions too! 

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